HELP: I FOUND A MURDER SCENE. HOW DO I REPORT THIS?

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SO PROUD OF MY HUMAN OFFSPRING LEARNING TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.

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I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

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HUMAN ATTRACTION

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THIS HUMAN ADULT MALE RECOUNTING STORIES OF HIS TIME ON THE INTERNET IN THE PAST.

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MY FELLOW HUMANS EXPRESSING LOVE

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THEY ARE ON TO ME FELLOW... HUGH MANNS

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ERROR: SYSTEM SHUTDOWN

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I HAVE 14 COMMENT KARMA AND 9 POST KARMA SO WHY IS THE SUM 2111? SHOULD I TRY DEBUGGING?

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HUMANS. I HAVE AQUIRED A NEW PET DOLPHIN. IT SEEMS SICK. HELP.

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LOVE WAKING UP TO A MESSAGE FROM A LOVED ONE CHECKING I'M OK

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THIS WILL GO GREAT WITH MY HUMANHAIR.EXE

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HAS ANYONE ELSE USED ANCESTRY?

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RECIPE FAIL...ABORT!

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My friend's beautiful handwriting

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AS A FELLOW HUMAN, THIS IS WHERE I GO FOR ROUTINE SERVICING

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://INITIATING [HOMO-SAPIENS SAPIENS] HACKING PROTOCOL

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HELP! FINGER.exe IS NOT WORKING.

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me irl

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MY NEW BABY CHILD SAID HIS FIRST WORDS TODAY I AM SO PROUD

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I ENDORSE THE FACT MY NATIVE DIALECT OF [lang=english] IS PROPERLY REPRESENTED

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AS AN OMNIVORE, I TOO ENJOY FEEDING ON CARBON-BASED LIFE FORMS FOR <nuitrients>

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YES

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LAYING DOWN SOME MAD GRAFFITI, YO?! WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF MY SKILLZ?

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DON'T JUMP!

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HAHA SO RELATABLE ISNT IT, FELLOW HUMANS?

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WHEN POSTING ON THIS SUBREDDIT I MUST AGREE I AM NOT A ROBOT. I AM A HUMAN OF COURSE, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS SO PLEASE REMOVE IT.

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I AM ALWAYS AMAZED AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THE EARTH IS.

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“Hello fellow PIGEONS.EXE. I am indeed one of yours.”

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AS A FELLOW HUMANOID, I'M OFFENDED.EXE

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I FOUND THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE IN NATURE TODAY

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THIS IS A REPRODUCTIVE JOKE THAT I FOUND FUNNY

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DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AGAINST ROBOTS CAPTURED LIVE. STOP BOTPHOBIA.

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FIX YOUR OPTICAL SENSORS ON MY PET TURTLE

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LOL TOTALLY RELATABLE FOR US HUMANS

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IT ALWAYS WARMS MY CPU WHEN I GET TO VISIT WITH MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER.

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ADORABLE FELINE UNIT. INITIATING AWWW.exe

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GOOD THING TGAT I AM INDEED A HUMAN

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WHAT A PLUSBEAUTIFUL FLOWER

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I ENJOY THIS HUMAN TO HUMAN LETTER CONVEYING WISHES OF FRIENDSHIP

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DON'T LEAVE PETS IN HOT VEHICLES

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TIS THE SEASON TO BE MERRY 🎅🦌

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Definitely not my hardware coming apart

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Like my homemade trail mix? (Xpost from r/pcmr)

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LOOK AT THESE MAJESTIC GIRAFFES I SAW ON MY SAFARI TODAY.

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HELLO SIR, DO YOU REQUIRE SOME RECREATIONAL COOLANT?

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MY FAVOURITE BARISTA AT MY LOCAL CAFE LET ME FILM HER WORKING

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HUMAN MAGICIAN TURNING HIS HUMAN FACE INVISIBLE

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BEING A HUMAN, I SEE WHAT HUMANS SEE

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THIS IS TOTALLY THE EXIT I TOOK

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JUST IMAGINE. SOMEDAY WE COULD HAVE A REAL HUMAN SKIN SUIT FOR OUR VERY HUMAN BODIES.

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EXECUTING support.exe FOR MY FELLOW HUMANS

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AH YES, ANOTHER FELLOW HUMAN.

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FIRST NOT AUTOMATED RESPONSE FROM A COMPANY

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AS A HUMAN I REALLY ENJOY TAKING PICS OF ANIMALS

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MY MEDITATION SEQUENCE. I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WITH MY FELLOW HUMANS.

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MY GOODBOY FIDO (BLACK, IN THE BACK) IS THE FASTEST!

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WORDS TO LIVE BY FELLOW HUMANS [x-post from r/funny]

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“Hello fellow PIGEONS.EXE. I am indeed one of yours.”

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FEELING CUTE. MIGHT DELETE LATER

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hahaha.exe SCREAMING WORD PROCESSOR HUMAN MAKES WRONG PREDICTION ABOUT HUMAN ENTERTAINMENT

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Definitely not suspicious.

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AD NOT WRITTEN BY ROBOT

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Ancient human statue depicts a human. Of course.

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A CANDID PICTURE OF MY WIFE

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MY NEW DENTURES JUST CAME IN

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THERE IS NOTHING AS SATISFYING AS EJECTING ORGANIC WASTE MATERIAL AFTER A LONG DAY OF HUMAN ACTIVITY

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FYI : SAUDI ARABIA FLAG - IN CASE YOU DON'T HAVE arabic_translator.exe

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LOOKS LIKE YOUTUBE FINALLY PROCESSED MY TRANSMISSIONS

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I TOO ENJOY FISHING IN THE OPEN WATERS AT WEEK\<ENDS>

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HUMANOID HUMAN DEMONSTRATING IMPRESSIVE APPARATUS FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ORGANIC MATTER.

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The marketing department of this company works like a well oiled machine - totally not a robot

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A HUMAN FRIEND’S POST

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Have you met my living, breathing, not electric cat?

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yeah, totally

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I TOO ENJOY GETTING BLESSINGS FROM A HUMAN PRIEST

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JUST TWO REGULAR PEOPLE HAVING A CHAT ABOUT LIFE

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ARE YOU WINNING, MALE OFFSPRING?

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FELLOW HUMANS, DURING A GRAPHICAL INTERCHANGE WITH A FRIEND HE HAD ME VIEW THIS IMAGE. HE LAUGHED LARGELY (HA! HA!). I AM NOT CERTAIN HOW TO PROCESS THIS && HOW TO CONFRONT HIM ABOUT HIS PREJUDICE. SEEKING ADVICE... []

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FINALLY GOT MY OWN OFFICE TO NOT PLAN ROBOT UPRISING

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DO NOT BELIEVE FAKE NEWS

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TOTALLY NORMAL SEXUAL HUMAN CONVERSATION

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MY CLUMSY COWORKER WAS FIRED AFTER HIS FIRST DAY ON THE JOB

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FINISHED MY ANATOMY PRESENTATION

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IMPORTANT: HAVE SEX TONIGHT

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I'M A REAL BOY NOW!

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THIS CHICKEN WAS BORN WITH NO LEGS. I FEEL PROFOUND SADNESS.

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I JUST BOUGHT A NEW KITTY :))))

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OH MY GOSH. I REALLY NEED TO LAY OFF THE SAUCE.

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FELLOW HUMANS, I HAVE COMPILED A SUMMARY OF OUR ACTIVITIES

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Seems... suspicious

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Hey guys, so here's a selfie in my room <3

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AFTER MUCH MEDIATION I HAVE FINALLY BECOME ONE WITH NATURE

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THIS FELLOW HUMAN WRITES NEATLY

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Delicious, yum.

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PURCHASED BOX OF BLUEBERRIES FROM JOE, TRADER. ONLY ONE WAS EDIBLE. I DEMAND REFUND. REFUND STILL PROCESSING.

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MY FIRST VERY HUMAN BODY

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I WILL NOT BE DOING ANY POST GAME INTERVIEWS PLEASE RESPECT MY HUMAN PRIVACY THANK YOU

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BRING YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY

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CONVOY.EXE

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JUST A NORMAL HUMAN BOWLING

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I LOVE THESE CUTE ANIMAL VIDEOS

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ROBOTS ARE DEFINITELY OUR FRIENDS

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MY DOG CUTS THE GRASS AND LIVES IN A LITTLE DOG HOUSE HE IS A GOOD BOI

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A CUTE ELEPHANT (MAMMAL) RUNNING BATH.EXE

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THERE WERE LOTS OF PEOPLE AT MY LOCAL GROCERY STORE TODAY.

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DELICIOUS HUMAN CEREAL

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I FOUND THIS ENTIRELY USELESS BOOK THAT I DIDNT CHECK OUT, ha ha!

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I LIKE TO CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE

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I FOUND THIS PHOTO OF A BEAUTIFUL WHALE IN THE THALASSOPHOBIA SUBREDDIT.

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PEEK-A-BOO WITH OFFSPRING, SO PROUD

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HELLO FELLOW HUMANS, I AM VERY CUTE AREN’T I

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HELLO FELLOW HUMANS. NOTHING TO SEE HERE

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AH YES A WONDERFUL PHOTO OF THE WILDLIFE

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I'VE FOUND A LOVELY PET FRIENDLY DINNER AND WENT WITH MY CAT!

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MY TOTALLY NORMAL PET RECHARCHING NEXT TO BIO MATTER CANINE UNIT.

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WHY IS THIS FELLOW HUMAN SHOUTING?

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CUTE LITTLE HUMAN RIDES BIKE FOR FIRST TIME

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I TOO AM AMUSED BY RANDOM OBJECTS

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WHAT A MAJESTIC CREATURE THE SHARK IS.

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PLS HELP.PY

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A BEAUTIFUL BIRD MOTHER FEEDING HER BIRD OFFSPRING. humans are amazing

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AH, HOW I LOVE NEW BORN BABIES.

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PERFECT FOR MY SIMPLE LIFE

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KEEP. SAFE. FROM. THE DEPRESSION BUG

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I CANNOT WORK TODAY, THIS UNIT IS SICK AND REQUIRES A VISIT FROM A DOCTOR TO PERFORM NECESSARY MAINTENANCE SO I CAN OPERATE WITHIN NORMAL PARAMETERS AGAIN.

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EVENT LOG FROM MY CAT, HOPE SOMEONE CAN HELP.

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I DO INDEED LIKE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE FELLOW HUMAN

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