Today I hit a new milestone. I finally received did I miss anything? As much as I feel like replying with Tom Wayman's poem, I think it would be better yo share it with the whole class. The suggested reply by Teams feels offensive though.3yr ⋅ doireallyhaveto2 ⋅ r/Professors
The corporate leaders they put on your state university boards often have no idea how universities work.2yr ⋅ DrSandbags ⋅ r/Professors
I find it highly satisfying that teachers have been marking errors and corrections in red ink since at least 2000 BCE.3yr ⋅ GobHoblin87 ⋅ r/Professors
My current thoughts on how the Fall 2020 semester will go are simply the shrug emoji.4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Substitute “iced coffee” for “cocaine” and [whatever dumb thing I’m doing at the time] for “brain anatomy” and my phone calls to my mom from the stairway of a professional conference are verbatim Freud’s letters to his fiancee Martha4yr ⋅ Judythe8 ⋅ r/Professors
My TA's is when I post a homework but haven't sent them the homework solutions yet.2yr ⋅ sp8rks ⋅ r/Professors
The students I withdrew from my course at midterm after emailing them multiple times with a warning, no response to my emails until the week after they were withdrawn. Why the F didn't you respond to the first 20 emails?!? Perhaps log in to the LMS and do something, anything before it's too late!3yr ⋅ ProfessorCH ⋅ r/Professors
Their (11) final grades, I learned a lot from them, looking forward to the fall2yr ⋅ Maximus8890 ⋅ r/Professors
Cheers to Spring 2022...did any of you manage to stop drinking since Fall ended? 🍻2yr ⋅ Strandon8 ⋅ r/Professors
I haven’t logged into the LMS in seven weeks and haven’t done a single assignment. Is there some extra credit I can do to get a C?6mo ⋅ Fossilslut ⋅ r/Professors
I made this trash surreal-y MEME to remind students to submit Course Evals. Feel Free to Use.2yr ⋅ Mtt76812 ⋅ r/Professors
Last night I got caught up on grading papers. I made this to ameliorate the eye twitches.6yr ⋅ Guy_Jantic ⋅ r/Professors
Rumor has it that the secrets of Area 51 were released in a Intro to Psychology syllabus during the 70’s, but no one even kept their copy past the first week.4yr ⋅ Murasama23 ⋅ r/Professors
My uni just announced no f2f classes to keep students safe... but faculty are still required to be on campus4yr ⋅ Superfluous1 ⋅ r/Professors
At least he is using a scholarly research paper and not the first hit on Google.5yr ⋅ Eggler ⋅ r/Professors
We really do live in age now in which all pretense has been dropped.4yr ⋅ NutellaDeVil ⋅ r/Professors
Faculty: We need a voice in governance! Request for volunteers to serve on the voice in governance committee: *awkward silence*4yr ⋅ ph0rk ⋅ r/Professors
That one professor who refuses to lower standards when reviewing post-pandemic tenure candidates1yr ⋅ NarcissusLovesEcho ⋅ r/Professors
That's gonna b an A from me. Honestly amazed he thought of the assignment at all.6yr ⋅ abbeybee ⋅ r/Professors
I don't think I've ever been so triggered by a spam email before...3yr ⋅ catscience247 ⋅ r/Professors
How I Want to Respond When Students Ask Me to Curve the Midterm Exam Grades6yr ⋅ PurpleGeek ⋅ r/Professors
It’s listed on the syllabus. It’s written IN BOLD on the discussion prompt. I’ve busted the student for it before. Nevertheless, they persisted.2yr ⋅ profjb15 ⋅ r/Professors
I made the prompt for the AI to draw a “Sociology Professor”. Seems accurate 😂1yr ⋅ rlg626 ⋅ r/Professors
Yep... They found me out. I totally load my physics class with political propaganda.3yr ⋅ fiach-o-mchugh ⋅ r/Professors
My annoyance at seeing bathroom stall graffiti is offset by my amusement of it being one of my homework problems5yr ⋅ sp8rks ⋅ r/Professors
When the administration hits you with the old - donate to the endowment - email after not paying you a living wage3yr ⋅ Mtt76812 ⋅ r/Professors
Faculty are the best procrastinators: trying to access papers for my lit review for a paper due in 48 hours. Apparently so is everyone else4yr ⋅ givemebeaches ⋅ r/Professors
Very helpful if a student who uses ChatGPT doesn't even read what they're submitting1yr ⋅ ElectronicRic-fan ⋅ r/Professors
Ok - which one of you is this? And omg I get so many of these. I am not the registrar!2yr ⋅ NeuroCartographer ⋅ r/Professors
I'd like to see the rest of this, and the full letter mentioned in the note. Have any of you given a full exam and then told the class after-the-fact that it was fake?8mo ⋅ winterneuro ⋅ r/Professors
I was asked finals week “Can you just give me an A? My g.p.a has to come up for me to graduate.”5yr ⋅ orangeatom3 ⋅ r/Professors
An oldie but goodie. I think most all of us have experienced this.5yr ⋅ Bostonterrierpug ⋅ r/Professors
I remade this thing I made so it would be more accurate since I basically just got this new email a few minutes ago. No finesse at all on this one. The problem is worsening.4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Is it really accurate, though? Not so for my class. But as a Composition teacher, politics comes up fairly often in class.5yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Student was missing from class for over half the semester. Does not respond to emails from myself or their advisor. Two weeks before end of last term they ask about their current grade.5yr ⋅ Montgumery24 ⋅ r/Professors
You lazy, entitled professors. How dare you want your students to *THINK FOR THEMSELVES*! I friggin swear.2yr ⋅ dollydap ⋅ r/Professors
When multiple students drop your online course in the first week after seeing your content.3yr ⋅ Spartan775 ⋅ r/Professors
There are few things in this life that make me more angry than getting papers turned in like this..4yr ⋅ MrWilsonxD ⋅ r/Professors
Thoughts? I think it's great... and we should teach them to talk in class too...6mo ⋅ banjopatriot ⋅ r/Professors
Your prize for an incredibly unlikely fluency trifecta of Spanish/German/English? A lovely year in Idaho and $32K3yr ⋅ wastheword ⋅ r/Professors
Anybody else secretly wish the students up front would just shut the hell up, so you can finish your thought.1yr ⋅ KillerDadBod ⋅ r/Professors
What should I do about a student who loudly, repeatedly announces how angry they are about my homework?2yr ⋅ Oh-Oh-Ophelia ⋅ r/Professors
Wrote an article that I'll be submitting for publication. Wondered if the journal would run it through some kind of Chat GPT checker...that got me curious...10mo ⋅ jeddalyn ⋅ r/Professors
For those of you who don’t recognize me, I’m a brand new assistant professor and I posted on here because Im recovering from a suicide attempt. Today I got my course evals back from my first semester. My students will never know this, but I think their praise saved my life ❤️4yr ⋅ PitbullsAndPrada ⋅ r/Professors
I sent an email before the assignment was due saying Only PDFs will be accepted, JPEGs will not be graded4yr ⋅ KhariTheFirst ⋅ r/Professors
Comp exams are sent off to my chair. Little boy tried his best to stay quiet during the exam period. If I pass I’m ABD!3yr ⋅ goldengeog ⋅ r/Professors
I work with high school students who are taking college classes. Clearly they are not teaching email skills in high school.3yr ⋅ laughitupfuzball ⋅ r/Professors