My mom has read the syllabus and she’s ready to throw hands

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Let me enjoy my cannoli in peace, please.

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Me irl

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Last August I promised myself I’d stick to CICO for five weeks and see what happens. A year later and proud that I’m still going strong. To celebrate 365 days of logging, I’m eating 365 calories of this raspberry macaron cake 😋

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When I save up 100 calories a day for a week so I can eat this big-ass 700 calorie piece of pizza guilt-free

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Sorry, zoodles, nothing personal

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Google’s Facebook page gives me secondhand embarrassment

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You don’t speak

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I don’t even care. Totally worth it. Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate!

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It’s cozy food season. Only 425 calories for 1/4 of the whole veggie pot pie. Recipe in comments.

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What have I done?

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Don’t shoot the messenger

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Congratulations, I played myself

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We might all die, but at least I won't have to pay my student loans off.

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New item I spotted today: Seasoned Waffle Cut Fries, $3.49

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Do you live near a Trader Joe’s? Super ugly looking combo but tastes amazing. Pre-cooked lentils + feta + bruschetta sauce = delicious cold salad ready in 2 minutes. Under 200 calories, 17g protein per serving.

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Wildberry Cheesecake Ice Cream. Told a crew member I was on the fence about it, she said it is so delicious that I absolutely MUST have it and gave me a free container to take home. It is god tier delicious. Buy it immediately.

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Funny/ Not funny

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I’ve never seen a look of terror on a little sign guy. [Sign on a commercial washing machine]

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The truth hurts.

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“Just been too busy lately to diet”.

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This product listing has two pictures to demonstrate the size of the ornament. They show drastically different sizes for the same thing.

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Mac and cheese is good on its own, but way better with add-ins. 389 calories total, if you care about that sort of thing.

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It’s cozy food season. Only 425 calories for 1/4 of the whole veggie pot pie. Recipe in comments.

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Huge grilled cheese on sourdough + cheesy sauteed zucchini = 386 calories total

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Accurate.

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A lot of people know Kenji’s potatoes, but do you know about his mashed white bean meal? So easy, and I literally lick the bowl every time.

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Mac and cheese + gardein chik’n tenders + broccoli = 389 total

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If you see these at your store, grab them. They’re fabulous.

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Calvin and Hobbes is timeless

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Taiwanese green onion pancakes- not sure if it’s a new product(?) Saw it for the first time at my store yesterday. Has anyone tried? How does it compare to their scallion pancakes?

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Me: “I wish my kids would stop fighting so much all the time.” Also me: “Oh man I should buy this for my kids, they would love fighting with these!” Aisle of Shame almost had me losing my senses.

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A nice response.

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My professor's reaction when I explain my solution during office hours

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These students are the real MVPs

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Let down once again

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Thamks

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Seeking a woman who will let a random guy from Craigslist impregnate her. Only young, beautiful, thin white women, though.

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Super ugly looking combo but tastes amazing. Steamed lentils + bruschetta sauce + feta = delicious and healthy cold salad. Under 200 calories, 17g protein per serving.

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Ouch

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We all remember when our dreams got shattered.

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Why do practice questions when you can just ask your professor to email you a copy of tomorrow's exam?

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Trying to talk to students about final projects

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Did an online Walmart grocery order for some bread flour to make my own pizza dough. Anyone have a good recipe using this substitution?

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RECALL: Potential Foreign Material (Hard Plastic Pieces) in Soft-Baked Snickerdoodles

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ShitAcademicsSay posted this comic today on their Facebook page. It feels very relevant to the discussions on this sub about teaching evals. Been there, done this.

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FOH with your minute long videos

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Still enjoy this after all these years.

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The You're getting a C+ at best on this essay starterpack

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Gnocchi alla sorrentina: I’ve never heard anyone mention the product. Do other people like it? It really grew on me.

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Jesus take the Scantron

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Warning on a lathe (seen on r/OSHA)

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How to find a date with a man who is well hung and shares your interests.

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Screenshot of Luis Manuel Medina, radio host from the Dominican Republic, who was shot and killed while filming a Facebook live video. Shots can be heard and his eyes look beyond the camera (presumably at shooter) just before the feed ends. He and his coworker were killed. Link to video in comments.

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Not sure if this is fake or not, but it still gives me the cold sweats.

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Expectation vs Reality

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Saw this on another sub today and I'm shamelessly re-posting this here because it's so relevant to this time of year.

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In Halloween H20, the actress Janet Leigh appears. She played Marion (who was killed in the shower) in Psycho (1960). In this scene from H20, Janet is standing in front of the car Marion buys in Psycho. Note the license plate reads NFB 418, which are Norman Bates' initials.

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When Aquafresh was so damn proud of their ability to gently brush a tomato, they had to make commercials about it.

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Pooh's shampoo

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Did anyone else have the ValueTales set?

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