Couldn't get coffee this morning. Said they don't accept Credstiks. Asked how I'm supposed to get my TerraBrew. She said Sir, this is a Starbucks.7mo ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Starfield
People on my Facebook saying that Chuck Berry dying at 90 years old is a tragedy7yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Trump tweeted about football players: Stand proudly for your National Anthem or be Suspended Without Pay!6yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I’m really hoping Professor Sean Murray will grant me an extension on the Expeditions assignment.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
I don’t know what I’ll do if my kids ever develop a tolerance for spicy foods.6yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The technician on the phone thought he put me on hold. He did not put me on hold.6yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Quit to Title Screen: Your game was last saved 10 seconds ago. Are you sure?4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
People on my Facebook saying that Jerry Lewis dying at 91 is a tragedy7yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Drawn in and digested over a thousand years? Ah, yes...the infamous Sarlaccubus.2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/menwritingwomen
People on my Facebook saying Hugh Hefner dying at 91 years old is a tragedy7yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Saw CNN’s Spanish channel on my podcast app and could only think of one thing.2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
I almost threw my computer across the room tonight when working with the Windows 10 Photos app6yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Betsy Devos, if water were a simple enough fix for you, we would have sprayed you long ago. Bye bye.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Wow...Kang! I can’t believe I got so lucky. I’ll let you all know how he plays.1yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/MarvelSnap
Ironic that my feed is full of people talking about how there’s nobody talking about it.5yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When my students finish the first essay after figuring out the topics aren’t something they could just google, and they are mentally exhausted from all the real thinking they’ve had to do.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
3D printed some Combine Resin from Half Life: Alyx. Haven’t finished the game yet, but glowing resin in my house was too tempting. I’m digging it.2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/ValveIndex
How I feel every single lecture for an entire semester of a class I've never taught before.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
I feel like this has to be an ADHD thing. Something about the hyperfocus once I commit to not getting out of the chair. But, seriously, I will die before I choose getting out of the chair as my first option.2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/adhdmeme
My wife sent me this. She gets the dedication and the heartbreak. I will play this song to the bottom, if I have to.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Just finished Half Life: Alyx recently, easily became my favorite VR game ever, started watching reviews, and everybody keeps complaining about the spherical puzzles for the combine weapons caches. At least they are better than the original design that was reported to be in the game...2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/virtualreality
Film buff on my Facebook said that Maureen O'Hara dying at 95 years old was a tragedy9yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My response when a student who only submitted one assignment all semester asks how my calculations could show that he failed.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
missed the midteem plz reopen now thx - from student with no name attached2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
As a teacher, I don't understand why students don't get this. I go over it for about 15 minutes of the first class every semester. Just caught another one today.9yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My students have been quite pleasant, actually, and I have enjoyed classes with them lately.2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
I likely won't sleep a few nights, thinking about whether humanity can win this battle.8yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The cashier when I gave them $12.36 when the sandwich was only $7.36 because I wanted a 5 dollar bill back.5yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Recently got a 3D printer and was so excited to print stuff from my favorite game! Here are all the No Man’s Sky-related prints I’ve done so far.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
I distinctly remember that the team that launched NMS had 10 members, not 16. Here’s the real Original 10! (The pic with 16 must be some kind of cosplay or something.)3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
Tried to crosspost this but couldn’t: This is a table at Warby Parker made specifically to hold those books. As a college English instructor, this is probably the closest I’ve ever felt to feeling like I’m looking at actual porn when what I’m looking at is not pornographic at all.4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
I want this emote for when someone plays a variant I really want (concept)10mo ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/MarvelSnap
Let’s use our masks to reflect where we want to be, not where we are.4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
Can’t get a haircut. Have to hold back hair. Found old headband. All I can see now. And of COURSE I sent this to my students.4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
For nostalgia, I’m hoping Bethesda put in a tiny laser pistol called “Va’ruun’s Phaser” that has a tiny chance to instant kill9mo ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Starfield
I can’t believe I let myself be fooled by Dan Gheesling, even when I knew he was probably tricking me. It’s getting desperate out here, y’all.4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/BigBrother
The people are saying it’s accurate in the comments on the original post. I would be more offended if it weren’t about 80 to 85 percent accurate for me.1yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Important PSA if your Uni/CC uses Blackboard: If you sometimes type cheeky temporary feedback on student essays that you plan to formalize later, and click Save Draft even WITHOUT a numerical grade yet, STUDENTS CAN SEE ANY FEEDBACK YOU TYPE AND SAVE AT ANY POINT ON THE BLACKBOARD APP. 😬😬😬2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Everybody at our institution just went through cybersecurity training this month and we just got email bombed by someone pretending to be the President of our college asking for our cell numbers. Sent a screenshot to my colleagues and this:4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
I’d say it’s pretty obvious we face-to-face instructors have basically become expert online instructors at this point too. I mean it’s not like this stuff is rocket science or anything.4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
I feel like we all talk about this issue all the time bc we are like enemy number one with this.2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/adhdmeme
Student will be quarantining. I feel like the signature at the end of the email is a bit presumptive, but I respect their confidence.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Somebody tried to say that men wouldn’t actually want women going topless to be legal because not all the breasts shown in public would be perfect, perky, healthy, young breasts.4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Just hatched this baby in game and I love the colors I got! This living ship update is amazing!4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
I already knew I had an amazing wife, but the surprise birthday cookies she had made for me just confirmed it.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
People with Mr. Negative decks getting Silver Surfer and having a great time but then Lamentis becomes a featured location soon after.1yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/MarvelSnap
On the realization that some people turn the thermostat up to 80 in the winter6yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Future community Starfield request: Generator that spits out character creation settings for making a specific face based on photo/photos input.2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Starfield
However, only about 10% of my students are even viewing my lessons and videos, so there’s that.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
My reaction after reading that the Office of Government Ethics issues ethics waivers to appointees as part of its ethics review process.7yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Went to check his Twitter real quick and people are both aggressive and lovely there. Holy dang.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
As a teacher, I don't understand why students don't get this. I go over it for about 15 minutes of the first class every semester. Just caught another one today.7yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My current thoughts on how the Fall 2020 semester will go are simply the shrug emoji.4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Samsung: Making your fictional dystopias a new and stimulating reality.5yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/sciencefiction
Seeing all the news lately and realized something that is terrifying in more ways than one.8yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
3D printed some Combine Resin from Half Life: Alyx. Haven’t finished the game yet, but glowing resin in my house was too tempting. I’m digging it. NO SPOILERS please. I’ve almost made it to the end. About to meet Jeff. Such a great game. Brilliant design so far.2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/HalfLife
Wishlisted Beat Saber when it first released at 19.99 so I could pick it up during a Steam Sale at some point and save some money. At full release a year ago it went to 29.99. A year after that and I’ve finally picked it up at full price, 10 dollars more expensive than at launch. Am genius.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/virtualreality
I should feel like I stole a kid's science fair project, but it's hard to feel bad when people don't check for validity before upvoting.7yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I remade this thing I made so it would be more accurate since I basically just got this new email a few minutes ago. No finesse at all on this one. The problem is worsening.4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Is it really accurate, though? Not so for my class. But as a Composition teacher, politics comes up fairly often in class.5yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
In Texas, need legal clarification: If Texas passes a premarital sex law like our new abortion one, and the act on the bed is determined in a court of law to be sex, can the person jumping on the bed be sued as well for aiding in bringing about the act? Asking for an entire church camp.2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Fall 2019: 142 students. 7000 assessments. 710 essays. 120 revisions. 284 student conferences. 120 student research presentations. 11 course sections. 4 preps. Last night: 3 SLO reports. 2 hours of sleep. 1 round of final grade postings 1/2 an hour ago, and the greatest feeling one can ever feel...4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Seeing the “3D magic eye” images lately reminded me of a time I figured out that 3D images can be designed using emojis on Word, as long as you start with a blank template, manage spaces carefully, and are very patient. Here’s one of the ones I made.4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/blackmagicfuckery
MRW I'm trying to figure out the likelihood that I'm going to get the virus at family Christmas after my grandparents said their Pastor had really bad allergies this past Sunday and that there's no way he has the China virus because God protects him from evil.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/reactiongifs
“Ughhh...this professor thinks his subject is so hard but I bet I can just Google the answers to learn everything for the test and figure it out for mysel-... Oh.”3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Screenshot by u/U128783 next to a pic I took 30 mins ago of Northeast Texas. This game is INCREDIBLE6yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
I don’t know what all of your “success rate” discussions are like, but...5yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
It’s an accomplishment I’m certain not many have managed to achieve, so I’m pretty proud of myself.6yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/PUBGXboxOne
Just saw a post getting upvotes on Reddit saying that deleting your Facebook isn’t so bad because they have a feature to download all of your photos in a single .zip file.6yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Telling somebody about how I originally came over to Reddit and Digg.com came up...6yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Finished the first season of Firefly last night on Netflix. This occurred to me immediately.9yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
How Student Perceives Upcoming Task Difficulty After Being Asked to Submit .docx to LMS Instead of Emailing a GoogleDocs Invitation-to-Edit Link, Surreal Building Sculpture, circa 20213yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Welp, this is unfortunately a great example of how I’ve seen my students approach essay prompts or short answer questions this semester.6yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
Maybe Marjorie Taylor Greene has just recently seen Office Space and it influenced her thoughts on masks.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I just spent 5 hours getting the Gnome achievement on Half Life: Alyx, and this picture made me question whether I was back in reality or hallucinating.2yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/ValveIndex
Alabama fan worried about foreign Quarterback from Hawaii made me realize something about Birthers today7yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Umm...I was not okay with this. I feel like the FERPA gods have been violated, somehow...I just don't know how, exactly.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
It's not just about poor pay for teachers. It's about a complete lack of respect for what they do.6yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I feel like I could have a lot of fun with this Kevin meme. (thx u/Elite4alex)7yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/BigBrother
Who came up with these damn things? They can't run anything and they make my whole job a nightmare. It's like a salesman talked them into buying a car that is illegal to drive on the road and can't go above 20 miles per hour. It's like a computer running in quicksand.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/Professors
How it feels exploring world after world and looking for that planet you've never been to that feels like home.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
Oculus Quest 2? A Witcher and a Superman must have higher standards. Clarity and Dexterity require more refined tastes.3yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/VR_memes
Every time one repeats, my soul dies for 6 seconds while I pray the next one is one I haven't seen already6yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Exclusive image of Hello Games' brainstorming session for possible Living Ship names4yr ⋅ chrisrayn ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
