SLPT: Low on cash and need calories? I present to you an unlimited supply of calories! Thanks McDonald’s!1yr ⋅ THE_WHORBORTIONATOR ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
I have been getting these texts daily+ for a year. My name is not Daniel and I do not own a house. Today, I began messaging back. I hope Lucas compliments my eyes.1yr ⋅ THE_WHORBORTIONATOR ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating