Pro-tip: If you have to jam it in there, you're doing it wrong!Jan 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, today is my 32nd birthday. I'm celebrating it by myself at home in my comfiest sweats, drinking wine and eating store-bought cake. Like a lady.Feb 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes ⋅ #32
HIFeltW my FWB told me he's very open to being on the receiving end of butt stuffMay 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
To the person who has taken it upon themselves to downvote every submission I make to this sub and all my comments, I guess I'll be seeing you around!Jul 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I walk past the living room where my dad is yelling at Federer on his iPad, and the Tour de France is on the tv at the same timeJul 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF about TrollX after being introduced to Broad City and Unbreakable Kimmy SchmidtJul 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My hormones are all over the place today. HIF about pretty much every dude I came across between the ages of 18 and 40, and a couple of the ladies, too.Feb 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes ⋅ #f #40
You know, women shouldn't bother with college, since staying home with the kids doesn't require a fancy degree. You'd be much happier leaving the hard stuff to your husband. I should know - I'm very well read in evolutionary psychology.May 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I changed my period tracker's default logo to something more appropriateJul 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW the vibrating anal plug that I ordered online turns out to be a lot bigger than it looked on the siteFeb 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What I've eaten in the past 20 mins: painkillers, nutella, chai spice latte, a choc-chip muffin, cheese straight from the bag and a few salami slices.Jan 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes ⋅ #20
Apparently *I'm* the idiot for not recognising a Nazi when I see one.May 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/creepyPMs
What have you tagged the douchebags/douchebagguettes you've come across as? And why?May 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW I saw Richard Madden in super-tight trousers in Cinderella. Baby got back!Jun 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I read through threads discussing gender roles and I start tagging all the sexistsJun 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Troll TCKs, how do you handle living/working/studying in non-international or less diverse cultures?May 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW I think I'm catching feels for my FWB because I want to see him all the time, but then realise that I actually just want to have sex with him all the timeMay 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my 32-year-old self discovered that my latest musical crush is TWENTY ONEApr 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes ⋅ #32
MFW I start sending sarcastic reaction gifs as replies to obnoxious messages I've received on the dating site I joinedFeb 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my obnoxious roommate has his girlfriend over tonight as well as last night, and she's quite the moanerApr 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I've promised to cook for my FWB tomorrow, but if I mess that up, I have my stellar BJ skills to fall back onJun 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Apparently this goes against the rules of feminism, or something.May 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
While I feel bad for my American sisters, this is how I feel about all the Planned Parenhood postsAug 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW some Indian food I had for lunch severely disagreed with me, and I hear my roommate go into the bathroom shortly after I unleashed hell on the plumbingJul 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Every Troll needs a friend willing to make sacrifices for herFeb 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My thoughts when I had cake, cookies and wine for dinner tonight.Jan 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I'm complaining to my [f]riend about misandrist comments some lady made, and my friend goes, Oh, is she a feminist?Apr 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes ⋅ #f
HIFW I book a weekend getaway for myself and can do whatever the hell I wantFeb 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm binge-watching Outlander, and there are all sorts of plot twists and cliffhangers (and Scottish hotties)Jun 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes ⋅ #and-Scottish-hotties
HIFW I've been binge-watching Daredevil, and get to ogle the perfection that is Charlie Cox's buttApr 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW it seems to be Ben C gif day, and my sister's trying to tell me somethingApr 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the wonderfully articulate guy I met online is just as witty in person, and is a great kisser to boot!Feb 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm practically dying of cramps and notice that I've already exceeded the recommended daily allowance of ibuprofen. Only 3 doses in one day? Really?!Jul 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes ⋅ #3
HIFW my anxiety has decided to go into overdrive, THERE'S AN ELECTION today, and some mean old guy yelled at me at the supermarket accusing me of jumping the queue (I didn't, that's a horrible thing to do).Jun 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
LPT: When there's a heatwave going on, and you don't have an AC, don't hook up with your FWB. Even if it's the last chance for 2 weeks.Jul 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes ⋅ #2
HIFW someone leaves a really nice comment, so I check their history to see if we could be friends, only to find that they totally seriously post to FPHMay 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my FWB (who's amazing in bed) sends me a long text explaining that he needs to break it off b/c he's still hung up on his exJul 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Our parliamentary election is next week. HIFW a canvasser from one of the right-wing parties I really don't like tries to hand me a flyerJun 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What happened as soon as my FWB and I got behind closed doors after not being able to do so for 2 weeksJul 2015 ⋅ the-lights ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes ⋅ #2
