I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over.9yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Only who can prevent forest fires? You have selected “you”, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.9yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it *against* the Harlem Globetrotters?10yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, relax kids. I’ve got a gut feeling Uter’s around here somewhere. After all, isn’t there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he’s in our stomachs right now! Wait, scratch that one11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
awe, I hate these flood pants. HEY! they work!! my feet are soaked but my cuffs are bone dry! everything's coming up Milhouse!!11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're out there please save me Superman10yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So I said to him, “Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here, and as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!10yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My housemate won a signed Kassian stick at the closed practice today!9yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/canucks
What I’m saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lisa: Uh.. are you sure that's safe? Kearney: Well it ain't gettin' any safer!11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All right, Colossus, you're free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain.10yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.12yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
ALARM! This will sound ALARM! every 3 seconds ALARM! unless something isn't ALARM! okay... ALARM!11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh my God, he is like some sort of ... non ... giving up ... school guy!11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey yutz. Guns aren't toys - - they're for family protection, hunting dangerous and delicious animals, and keeping the king of England out your face.10yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Reporter: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum: Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You don't snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's!11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
SHUT UP! And another thing, how come I can't get no tang 'round here?11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What advantages does this car have over, say, a train which I could also afford?11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?10yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You've gotta do this one for me Billy, McGarnagle... Okay for you McGarnagle... Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.10yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This whole raid is as useless as that yellow, lemon-shaped rock over there... Wait a minute—there’s a lemon behind that rock11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
To the asshole who flipped me off while yelling at me because I used a pedestrian controlled intersection..11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
First thing tomorrow I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Doh! Marrrrrrrge, we need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice-cream!11yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh my god, somebody took a bite out of the giant rice krispy square. Oh, and the waiter's been brutally beaten10yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh my god, this man is my exact double.. Huh, THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!!12yr ⋅ teeceaustralia ⋅ r/TheSimpsons