MRW my mum tells me you shouldn't watch cartoons in the morning, you're an adult now, watch the news10yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I manage to knock over/drop 5+ things within 30mins of waking up10yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
First time I go into the future and my sim falls off his jetpack and dies........ -_-11yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/thesims
MRW I find out my asshole of an ex commutes the same way as me to/from work and now works round the corner, meaning my chances of bumping into him have just gone up drastically.10yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I go back to Uni on Tues after 5months off, considering just sobbing and showing my teacher this11yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
MRW I'm trying to focus on anything when I've just started dating someone new10yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my colleague asks if he said anything embarrassing at the christmas party last night...10yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
NBD! Womens trek domane sl6 disc. Taking this beaut on a London > Paris ride in a week's time!6yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/bicycling
Second ever project - can't decide between doing all the squares vertical or switching every other row to horizontal. Help?!4yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/Embroidery
Going to pick up this gorgeous lady tomorrow, any advice & name suggestions? [Leopard spotted gecko]10yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/reptiles
Think this guy on my train home was pretty ashamed of England after tonight....10yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/funny
B&A before Paramore last night. CCW! Especially on shadow and lipstick!11yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
MRW my friends expect me to organise every time we meet up, then, when I reluctantly do so, mess everything up at the last minute.10yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Samsung battery behaving very strangely - suddenly drops from 40% to 3%...6yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/S7Edge
[Merchandise] Just bought these after searching eBay for months, favourite spell, favourite leggings gah :D11yr ⋅ TastyPenguin ⋅ r/harrypotter