Mr. Clean....Howie Mendel....come on, be original. ROAST ME LOSERS2yr ⋅ Subwaycookienipples ⋅ r/RoastMe
Just turned 21 and and I call my dog my daughter. Nothing can get me down. Try your best. ROAST ME.2yr ⋅ Subwaycookienipples ⋅ r/RoastMe
My dad said he found a rock that looked like a face and I came home to this....11yr ⋅ Subwaycookienipples ⋅ r/funny
My childhood nickname is Ogre. So, give me a good roast or get the hell out of my swamp.2yr ⋅ Subwaycookienipples ⋅ r/RoastMe
Smelled something horrible outside which led me to the trash can. There was about a foot of standing water inside and when I dumped it these guys slid out.6yr ⋅ Subwaycookienipples ⋅ r/WTF
The insert to The Silence of the Lambs has an invite by Hannibal Lector and numerous recipes involving lamb and Fava Beans.6yr ⋅ Subwaycookienipples ⋅ r/MovieDetails
Oh, you have a spouse? Fuck you. Oh, you have a kid? Fuck you even more. Oh shit, you have a family, fuck your life.6yr ⋅ Subwaycookienipples ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
I am a truck driver, like guns, and have a nicer beard than you. You libs can't roast me.2yr ⋅ Subwaycookienipples ⋅ r/RoastMe
Coworker was shamed and not tipped because she is gay and hates Jesus.7yr ⋅ Subwaycookienipples ⋅ r/pics
He dabs on them haters and doesn't care what people think of him. Make him suffer.6yr ⋅ Subwaycookienipples ⋅ r/RoastMe
He dabs on those haters and does front flips in the hallway. Roast him.7yr ⋅ Subwaycookienipples ⋅ r/RoastMe