If my friendship doesn't include making out and going on a honeymoon, I don't want it1yr ⋅ Secure-Evening ⋅ r/SapphoAndHerFriend
You guys act like a 50ft twink is going to come out of the screen and molest your 4 year old 😭1yr ⋅ Secure-Evening ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Trust me, all black people want this non-white character to look like a skinhead1yr ⋅ Secure-Evening ⋅ r/AsABlackMan
This will totally make her like you and definitely not fear for her safety1yr ⋅ Secure-Evening ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
God, anyone woman would swoon if this happened to them right?1yr ⋅ Secure-Evening ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Just Unsubbed from IllegallySmolCats they're too cute. I can't take it anymore.6mo ⋅ Secure-Evening ⋅ r/JustUnsubbed
It was in fitting with their character, they were a prehistoric, hermaphrodite war pig. In hindsight I should have seen it coming.1yr ⋅ Secure-Evening ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
What's capitalism? Obviously it's communist China that made this awful house cost 2 million dollars1yr ⋅ Secure-Evening ⋅ r/ShitLiberalsSay
Take your pick: Walk on the street where cars are going 70km/h or on an incredibly thin ledge with a 2m drop off into a creek1yr ⋅ Secure-Evening ⋅ r/fuckcars