What is you favorite “if they just explained what happened, up front there wouldn’t be an issue” moment?5mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/howyoudoin
Who was president when you were a kid? Oh i don’t know. I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
When you go to the comment section and all the good quotes are taken1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Huge heroin fan! Don't use it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes....1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
I’m gonna be spending what looks like a significant amount of time working on my jump shot in the backyard. I ask that you please not disturb me and trust that I will come out the other side a reliable shooting guard for this family1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning and shit it’s Roger isn’t it. It’s gonna be Roger11mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
I can’t believe it took me this long to figure out she’s just talking about Sharri7mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Not too eager son, they just bought us bread. They didn’t let us take the Jag out for a spin1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Good morning USA, da ba da ba da Stan’s the dad and the aliens gay! Then there’s a fish and a boy and a girl11mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Stan, before the 200 kills us, I want you to know that...you were often an inconsiderate neighbor9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Give a quote using only the first letter of each word and we will try to guess it. Example: TTHYKOBA2wk ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Stan, before the 200 kills us, I want you to know that...you were often an inconsiderate neighbor3mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you. Can you speak into my microphone1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Hear that, Francine? Doc's giving me a prescription for raw doggin!11mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
What’s your favorite song in American Dad that is NOT sung by Steve?9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
When the aspect ratio goes to 16:9, you know it’s about to get real1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Hey Bones, look at this bone. I know, but did you see this bone? Where’d you find that bone? Emily Same place you got your bone. It was just sitting here next to this bone. Dr. Brennan? Bone call. They said it was important. Something about a bone?1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Stan: If looks could kill you would be an uzi You’re a shotgun - bang! Jeff: What’s up with that thang? I wanna know how does it hang?1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
So apparently the actor who played Crazy Eddie (Adam Goldberg) also played Joey’s high school best friend in the spinoff...4mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/howyoudoin
In your opinion, what is the best executed joke in the series?10mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
It’s been 20 years since the final episode! Thanks for all the memories! 2wk ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/howyoudoin
I DO THE ANNOUNCEMENTS! I AM THE SECOND COMING!! I SPEAK FOR GOD NOW!!!7mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Can we PLEASE get a bullet intern to make sure I always have bullets -we had one- what happened to her? Ohh. Right... she went back to school9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Guys, get in here! The porn channel is coming in for some reason!1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
I love Mexicans! Some say they’re essential to our economy, others say they’re a drain on our resources, all I know is, burritos are delicious1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Are there, or have there ever been, other tough times for Jewish people?1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
I’m an Uber driver you hired a few days ago when you were drunk. UberX? Uber Black. Oh my god I’m ruined1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Not so fast Stan. I control everything from up here. How— how did you make me answer the phone?9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
The question was “What movie made you walk out in the middle of it?9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
I kinda lost respect for Steve when he said “What up with that” is the saving grace of SNL2mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Describe a scene with emojis only and let people guess what it is. Example: 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🧝🏽♂️🧝🏽🧝🏽♀️🌹🌹🌹🌹2wk ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Don't you worry kid I'll win this for ya, We'll get your foreskin cut off alright11mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Field of Dreams? No way! Hits too close to home! I was never close to my father11mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
They did NOT have “more boys than I think I’ve ever seen before”9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Stan says he want to be a reliable shooting guard for the family. What position does everyone else play?9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
I’m taking on a lot of risk here. You mind asking them to jump up and down1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Age 11: When my parents wouldn’t let me have a fourth cupcake, I burned down their summer home. When caught, I blamed my favorite grandfather... I don’t know why I did it.1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
You’re a dead man Smith! You are gonna die! I don’t know where or when. But each of us have to go at our own time!9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
I love long hair on a man. Grown up jesus had long hair but his breast weren’t as luscious as your HOLY SH*T YOURE A WOMAN!10mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Klause: Has anyone noticed we’re watching gay porn? His Boy: Maybe it’s only gay at the beginning! Let’s keep watching!2mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Is Hurricane the most quoteable episode? Drop your favorite quote below!7mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
What does everyone thing Vince Chung’s secret is? I haven’t been able to log onto the website10mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Yo! Couldn’t help but overhear. You boys in the market for some *soft pork*?9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
There’s an old German saying, “Don’t blame the fish”. There are other sayings. But they mostly involve genocide1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Hey Bones, look at this bone. I know, but did you see this bone? Where’d you find that bone? Emily Same place you got your bone. It was just sitting here next to this bone. Dr. Brennan? Bone call. They said it was important. Something about a bone?4mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Roger: If a woman lost her money, you wouldn’t be upset? Klaus: how..... how would a woman have money?11mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Me when I’m deciding if I should quote the next line or wait for someone else to do it so I can quote the even funnier line1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Are there, or have there ever been, other tough times for Jewish people?10mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Sure I float away and you get a bag of food, scientifically formulated for aging cats!1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Apparently there’s some serious **** going down at the actual Burning Man festival9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
It's 1981 president Jimmy Carter leaves the White House In Disgrace. Pope John Paul II is shot in Rome by a deranged Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter kidnaps and devours 13 christian babies4mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
At least we agree on something. Planet of the Apes was a fine picture9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
If AD were to do a movie remake like Family Guy did with Star Wars, what movie(s) would they be best able to recreate?11mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
First the Pharisees killed Jesus Christ, the only true Son of God! And isn’t it true Jews put a “Secret Sauce” on their Rubens that is actually just 1000 island? And who shot Gianni Versace? Was it a Jew? I dunno it was in Miami!8mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Don’t make a scene. Just say something witty and exit on the laugh......... SO JEALOUS!!!!!!!3wk ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
To be fair. If I’m hunting the Antichrist and didn’t know what he looked like and walked into his hideout and saw this... I’d pick some Oopsie daisies too...9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
But WERE Ross and Rachel on a break? What else are some topics we discuss too much? 2wk ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/howyoudoin
That’s a little trick I learned to quiet newborns when I worked in the maternity ward1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
2 Strikes kiss ass! Find out what a third gets you! I DARE you!1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
What happened to the basement?! And where’s the water heater?11mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Father, I can no longer tolerate your oppressive treatment. I’m leaving and never coming back. All the best, Stevarino. PS. I will be dropping the “arino” from my name, as I am not a character from “Welcome Back Kotter”3wk ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Roger: I’m Ace Chapman, star forward... wait, does it have to be consensual sex? Steve: Yes. Roger: Okay. Well then, you definitely don’t want Ace.6mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Come on in. You’re safe here. I will not send you back to Cuba1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
On the lighter side, a teenage boy was found guilty of murdering his own father — On the lighter side!? Who writes these?8mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Who is your favorite character who died in the great bus crash of 2010?8mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
The Alien... he can... coffee... stir... hot cup... cup cup cup... glass... GLASS! George Glass! That’s Jan Brady’s fake boyfriend!10mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Stan: I’ll hold a number behind my back. If you guess correctly, you can have the money. Rusty: Ok.... 2. Stan: Nope, 1110mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
So after 4 dates and a trip to the cape with his family. I finally got the information I was looking for. His parents made us sleep in separate rooms but... you know10mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
A world with no children... Future generations will thank us!1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
I hope you were taking detailed notes, because this is a pop quiz! Who is excited about counting people? is it, A) Stan. B) The Wife. C) Little Glasses Guy? or D) The Lady Stan was arguing with?10mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
You have 23min to live. You can only watch one episode of American Dad before you die. Which one are you playing?1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
It’s not crack! I bought it on a park bench, outside a soup kitchen, from a guy in a line green suit. Oh my god it’s crack...8mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Don’t you worry kid. I’ll win this case for you. We’ll get your foreskin cut off alright1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
“When I Was His Alien” is the most underrated song in the series. Change my mind9mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Some of you haven’t been on the internet long enough and need a history lesson1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/memes
Do you think JD and Elliot were even after she slept with Dan or after this note?4mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/Scrubs
My son is a sissy with a Japanese friend. But they’re gonna be men when the cattle drive ends1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
What’s something that’s stupid and shouldn’t be funny but is SO stupid it becomes hilarious1mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/cartoons
When the first time you die and you were stunned for 7.4 seconds its an easy ff at 87mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/ARAM
Luckily I know a guy who can help. I just pray for once we get there and he doesn’t turn out to be me....7mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
“But who would we replaced Gard with???” Asked and answered (stolen from twitter)2mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/WisconsinBadgers
I only found out through a glimpse of the credits. But this is Stephen Colbert. Papa no1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
Signed, the Phantom of the Telethon. Roger. P.S. - When you give me credit, refer to me as Roger. Thanks, the Phantom ... Roger.1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad
What's the rarest achievement you have that isn't based off number of wins in a role?6mo ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/TownOfSalem2
Just want to make sure everyone knows how to spell her name: Hayley.1yr ⋅ RogersRedditPersona ⋅ r/americandad