I like Friends but man
The mods are asleep, upvote Ricky Spanish
No, I’m the one person who doesn’t like music.
This guy's a legend.
Can we all please take a moment to appreciate Mr. Bye, have a beautiful time!?
Did you even pick Roger up from soccer practice?!
Happy Father's Day to Stan, still the greatest twerking cartoon dad of all time!
Anyone else remember that teacher who had a messed-up relationship with his frog?
Roger mugging Jeff will never not be funny.
Every psychology student ever
Toshi has always known...
The giant golden turd cake the cast and crew got to eat after the 300th episode table read
Thanks, I hate it
The best cosplay of all
Happy St. Paddy's Day, /r/AmericanDad!
Scott Grimes as Steve Smith
That... is... adorable!
Francine Smith: Mother of the Year
I don't vote. It's just so confusing. I go into the booth, close the curtain, and count to ten. Then I come out, yell 'DEMOCRACY,' and run to my car.
You've done stuff with your life! You made me Mommy. | Any dumbass can have dumbass kids. | Mama no!
TFW you realize 'American Dad' turns 14 years old today!
*whispers* Ricky Spanish...
Happy 4/20, /r/AmericanDad!
It's so beautiful!
You knew what this was.
Spring Break in a Nutshell
If you had told me in 2012 that the best episode of this show would be focused on Jeff and featured no other reoccurring characters I wouldn't have believed you
Man, you got me thinking about weed now. That stuff makes me wanna drink so much soda. I smoke a bone, then I drain a 2-liter of Sunkist in, like, a minute. Freaks people out.
It's the female entertainment I don't trust. Men throw a little cash at 'em, they'll do anything. Then sometimes, when you're on the floor with another girl, guys will throw money, then pick it up and throw the same singles out there again. Like I'm an idiot! Like I don't have peripheral vision?!
Congrats to Roger on becoming Disney's newest princess!
This isn't an ambulance! IT'S A GODDAMN HAMBULANCE!
You may notice my partner Greg isn't here.
It's fun to play dress-up. Not all the time, but sometimes. Not this time.
Toshi's contempt for Steve will never get old...
Snot, you're Jewish, you'll be in charge of the money. Steve, you'll be in charge of watching Snot, because I don't trust Jews.
My profile has four pictures of me staring out of a restaurant window through binoculars. You knew what this was.
Strike low. Rob lowe. Chad lowe.
Whoa, things just got real.
Steve being ripped is one of my favorite running jokes.
Why make a list if you're not gonna follow it?
Do you like music?
My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange.
When someone tells me that Family Guy is better than American Dad.
Roger’s personas include every member of the family
I thought this sub might appreciate Kevin Bacon’s twitter photo
Eat your peas. Why? So you're strong enough to fight off Clinton's sexual advances.
No other show could effortlessly pull off a side story about a family of Gilbert Grape squirrels like this one.
Merry Christmas, American Dadders!
Just noticed the racist old lady alien in s1e5 is the alien in the tube at area 51 in s6e12.
When you hear that there's a new season next month
A better four hours of television
Roger speaks for all of us...
Congratulations Halloween...you’ve been Dadded
LAVATE LAS MANOS!!! Utterly brilliant.
The horse is ruined, Stan raped it, you’re probably gonna lose the house.
Marriages don't get stronger than this...
M-m-more papers, m-m-more money, m-m-more money, m-m-more speech therapy
300 Episode Table Read Script Cover.
I.. Feel beautiful
It's random little moments like this that never get old...
My love is pure... Purely for money. Money from people, who I don't love. Old men disgust me, I'd never love one... Unless they give me MONEY!!!
She's not in here. We should keep moving.
Ah, pillow gun. Where danger and comfort meet.
Happy Valentine's Day, /r/AmericanDad!
It's like getting punched by John Philip Sousa
Every Pixar movie in a nutshell
Tell me I'm pretty
I know what you did to our kids, you monster!
TIL that Simon, from Choosy Wives Choose Smith, is the cat who kills Stevearino two seasons later, in Son of Stan
May 14th, 1981. President Jimmy Carter leaves the White House in disgrace. Pope John Paul II is shot in Rome by a deranged Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter kidnaps and devours thirteen Christian babies. Hmm. Maybe I should've read a real history book instead of the one Dad wrote.
When you forget to set your alarm
Mods are asleep, upvote Stelio Kontos.
Well, it's Black History Month again...
Thats not your bone silly, whos a silly boy??
Where's my hat babe?
“Are you crazy pushing me in the pool?I have forty hits of ecstacy in my pocket! Buckle up, kids”
If I don't make it out of there, tell my wife I love her. And Keira Knightley, tell Keira Knightley I love her. And Orlando Bloom. You know what? The whole cast! The whole damn dirty pirate cast! But not Geoffrey Rush. But do it in front of Geoffrey Rush.
Do you mind? I'm doing important research.
He's cute, but I still have a problem with the name. Cele-bear-tion. It sounds like a cross between 'celibate' and 'abortion.'
Are we stupid, Steve? No, honestly, are we? I mean, I have a Master's in city planning from Howard University. I could tell you where your convention center should go, but I can't tell you when a fish is giving me the business.
Sticker on my cubicle wall
How did this (show) become so important to me?!
How it all started
Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag...? WAIT. It’s a cheetah! Cheet-ah... Cheet-os... There is so much beauty in the world.
The most versatile character on tv. His possibilities are endless
Roger casually defying the laws of physics never gets old...
“Nathan! Stop it! This is why you keep getting molested.”
Happy birthday Deputy Director Bullock!
Snapchat filter looked awfully familiar.
Yo Deutschland, ring those jammy jams up cause we like baggyyy and saggyyy
Still one of the funniest Stan and Francine scenes ever...
The Bar Outside the brothel in Toy Whorey (S7E18) is the Spanish translation of the Drunken Clam, the local bar in Family guy
Nathan, stop it! This is why you keep getting molested!
Huge heroin lover. Don’t use it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes.
Pizza Poppers YEAH! Make mine puh-puh-puh-Vicodin!
This...this is you, isn't it? I'm gonna get down there, and it's gonna be you.
A $50,000 reward to anyone who can stop the marriage. The girl has been described as a likely women's studies major and probable roller derby captain, while the male is your classic run-of-the-mill stoner. Here's an artist rendering of the couple.
“In high school, my nickname was Super Friend... actually it was Super Mouth... actually it was Suck Machine.
Well, I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies.
How to spot the american dad fan.
Make Mine... P-p-p-p-p Vicodin
PSA: Brand new season next month!
They added Season 13 to Hulu!
I know I'm speaking calmly, but there is a tantrum brewing in me the likes of which this mall has never seen
Francine's face says it all...
Oh my god! This woman is repeatedly head butting this man in the stomach! | Yes Steve, that's exactly what's happening here.
Let's start into 2019 with Super Positive Asian Roland Chang. It will be a great year!
There is so much beauty in the world.
Abigail Lemonparty, would you like to go with me to the luau tonight? | Oh, Larry. As my grandmother would say, 'As long as you're not a Puerto Rican.'
Steve stop babbling at your sister in Aramaic... it’s a dead language
Someone shared this photo of a young Bruno Mars the other day on Reddit and my mind immediately went to this
Always make sure you upvote when you see Bullock. Now you know. That's how you mentor.
Just realized that this is the voice actor for Principle Lewis (Kevin Richardson)
They're Sun Fresh chips. They're healthy for you. Healthier than regular chips. Oh no they are not.
Long Island iced teas, right? They're so sweet, but the boys keep buying 'em for me. If my fiancé knew, he'd kill all of 'em. He's Dominican, he's crazy. The sex is good. He calls me his little chihuahua. When I was a kid, my dad beat the shit out of me.
“Nathan! This is why you keep getting molested.”
Dear Math Bitch, these kids ain't showin' up. Love, your main man. P.S. One plus one equals the two of us. Plus one more would be nice, though. Maybe Jill from the cafeteria, or your sister Lisa. You know, when she's legal.
I purchased the American Dad series and apparently Stans penis is a bonus feature
My buddy got me this shirt for Christmas. By far one of my favorite lines.
One of my favorite lines
RIP Senator John McCain, the Inspiration for New Steve to Not Be a Wuss.
“What, no way! Wait, why is this wrong? Next to 'Miranda Rights,' I wrote, 'Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help her raise her baby.' Are these questions not about Sex and the City?“
By popular request
Don't worry about time. Let me worry about time.
The mods are asleep. Time to upvote Ricky Spanish.
Signed, the Phantom of the Telethon. Roger. P.S. - When you give me credit, refer to me as Roger. Thanks, the Phantom ... Roger.
My Sister’s Friend’s Uber Driver
My spells defeated the Death Eaters!
Steve’s Quick Blow
Do you know the difference between a government bond and a man? The bond matures.
I put this on my skin and my confidence grew ten fold
This disturbs me beyond so many levels.
Something you may or may not know. Barry is voiced by Finch from American pie