I like Friends but man
I see what you did there...
The mods are asleep, upvote Ricky Spanish
9:11 to 9:12, think about 9/11.
No, I’m the one person who doesn’t like music.
This guy's a legend.
It's Francine's birthday today. Time for some shots!
Kevin Bacon’s actual Twitter profile
Did you even pick Roger up from soccer practice?!
I recently got into some trouble here in Bangkok, Thailand. Thankfully I found an American safe house for refuge.
Can we all please take a moment to appreciate Mr. Bye, have a beautiful time!?
When I turned fourteen, I took over fiduciary responsibility for my mother's 401(k). We discussed it over Italian food. I had my first espresso. It kept me up all night. Fell asleep at dawn for five minutes and had a stress dream about the house burning down. Pretty good birthday.
Happy Father's Day to Stan, still the greatest twerking cartoon dad of all time!
I am, I am just, I am very near death. Can I go before you? | No. My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange.
I'm gonna keep swinging my baby lasso till I catch me a man!
Anyone else remember that teacher who had a messed-up relationship with his frog?
Best friend and I have matching lock screens
Roger mugging Jeff will never not be funny.
Anyone else still missing the newspaper headlines?
The giant golden turd cake the cast and crew got to eat after the 300th episode table read
Every psychology student ever
Toshi has always known...
This has probably always been my favorite joke in the show.
Sorry if it's been done before but one of the greatest scenes/electrifying moves in Cartoon Entertainment
They're gonna have to go to the hospital.
Roger got a shout out, LoL
Thanks, I hate it
A favorite Roger moment
The best cosplay of all
Happy St. Paddy's Day, /r/AmericanDad!
Eat your peas. Why? So you're strong enough to fight off Clinton's sexual advances.
Just finished wood burning my favorite scene from my favorite episode
That... is... adorable!
Scott Grimes as Steve Smith
Francine Smith: Mother of the Year
Does anyone have more Areola Pink? I only have one tube.
If you had told me in 2012 that the best episode of this show would be focused on Jeff and featured no other reoccurring characters I wouldn't have believed you
I don't vote. It's just so confusing. I go into the booth, close the curtain, and count to ten. Then I come out, yell 'DEMOCRACY,' and run to my car.
You've done stuff with your life! You made me Mommy. | Any dumbass can have dumbass kids. | Mama no!
You're gonna feel a little prick
TFW you realize 'American Dad' turns 14 years old today!
I’ll need these on the road
A $50,000 reward to anyone who can stop the marriage. The girl has been described as a likely Women's Studies major and probable roller derby captain, while the male is your classic run-of-the-mill stoner. Here's an artist's rendering of the couple.
Roger pitting Francine and Hayley against each other just so he could win a T-shirt is still one of the most criminally underrated B-plots.
Happy Birthday Terry Crews
Come on, professor. Tell the kids all about the ECONOMICS conventions you attend, discussing ECONOMICS with the ECONOMICS people!
Happy 4/20, /r/AmericanDad!
*whispers* Ricky Spanish...
It's so beautiful!
You knew what this was.
Spring Break in a Nutshell
Adjust your pot. Come on, what's he saying?
Man, you got me thinking about weed now. That stuff makes me wanna drink so much soda. I smoke a bone, then I drain a 2-liter of Sunkist in, like, a minute. Freaks people out.
It's the female entertainment I don't trust. Men throw a little cash at 'em, they'll do anything. Then sometimes, when you're on the floor with another girl, guys will throw money, then pick it up and throw the same singles out there again. Like I'm an idiot! Like I don't have peripheral vision?!
Congrats to Roger on becoming Disney's newest princess!
This isn't an ambulance! IT'S A GODDAMN HAMBULANCE!
Ah, '97 Toyota Camry. Only 32 made in the world.
You may notice my partner Greg isn't here.
He Has Been, And Always Will Be...There for me.
Oh, my God, the ghost of Whiskers! I'm sorry, Whiskers! I didn't know you couldn't breathe underwater!
Nathan! Stop it! This is why you keep getting molested.
My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange.
It's fun to play dress-up. Not all the time, but sometimes. Not this time.
Toshi's contempt for Steve will never get old...
Snot, you're Jewish, you'll be in charge of the money. Steve, you'll be in charge of watching Snot, because I don't trust Jews.
My profile has four pictures of me staring out of a restaurant window through binoculars. You knew what this was.
Strike low. Rob lowe. Chad lowe.
Roger’s personas include every member of the family
That four-eyed bastard. That malnourished pasty geek. I knew I should have aborted him.
Please. Say that at your wedding. Then play that ukulele version of 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow.' Real original, Dave. Oh! Maybe you should get a dog the year before you have children. You know, for practice. Kill yourself, Dave. Your life's been lived, like, a billion times.
This is the first piece of paper I haven't sexually assaulted in years.
Whoa, things just got real.
Remind me to never take this hat off. I got everything held together up there with a Chip Clip.
I'm Jonah Hill, or Seth Rogen if I put on Steve's glasses.
Steve being ripped is one of my favorite running jokes.
Do you like music?
Why make a list if you're not gonna follow it?
When someone tells me that Family Guy is better than American Dad.
I mean, did you even pick Roger up from soccer practice!!???
I love it when Roger calls Stan Staniel
I thought this sub might appreciate Kevin Bacon’s twitter photo
I’m sure this has been posted before but Kevin Bacons Twitter avatar really made me laugh out loud
No other show could effortlessly pull off a side story about a family of Gilbert Grape squirrels like this one.
The horse is ruined, Stan raped it, you’re probably gonna lose the house.
Merry Christmas, American Dadders!
My love is pure... Purely for money. Money from people, who I don't love. Old men disgust me, I'd never love one... Unless they give me MONEY!!!
Roger Smith’s best line EVER!
Stan, we just finally got Steve off the heroin from the last birthday present you gave him.
Just noticed the racist old lady alien in s1e5 is the alien in the tube at area 51 in s6e12.
A better four hours of television
DID YOU EVEN PICK UP ROGER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE?
When you hear that there's a new season next month
300 Episode Table Read Script Cover.
Next time, maybe don't end your text message with a sideways smiley face. It's very misleading.
TIL that Simon, from Choosy Wives Choose Smith, is the cat who kills Stevearino two seasons later, in Son of Stan
Roger speaks for all of us...
Congratulations Halloween...you’ve been Dadded
LAVATE LAS MANOS!!! Utterly brilliant.
so cookie, do you like ponies? uh, no. i'm almost 16. oh. so what do you like? cocaine, and stuff. yaaaaaaaay!
Marriages don't get stronger than this...
I’ve always thought this was a massively underrated joke
M-m-more papers, m-m-more money, m-m-more money, m-m-more speech therapy
Hello? Hey Dad, calling from history class. So who was president when you where a kid? Oh I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? You know when I'm happy? For about 5 seconds in the morning, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about.
My wife and I both find Principal Lewis aka Chocolate Dinosaur, aka El Lobo Negro, absolutely hilarious.
“Why did you answer my ad online if you were just gonna ignore me?” “My profile has four pictures of me staring out of a restaurant window through binoculars, you knew what this was.”
I'm taking the damn dog Sheila
I.. Feel beautiful
The Golden turd is in the intro
It's like getting punched by John Philip Sousa
It's random little moments like this that never get old...
Well, if you're going to take a pregnancy test, you're going to have to pee. Let me get you some water.
Stan eating an entire jar of horseradish and then crying always cracks me up.
*An Interesting Title*
The saddest moment in tv history
She's not in here. We should keep moving.
Awesome Roger/Klaus Cosplay
PSA for anyone affected by Dorian: Don’t forget your old college javelin
Ah, pillow gun. Where danger and comfort meet.
Happy Valentine's Day, /r/AmericanDad!
Every Pixar movie in a nutshell
Backs straight, girls. And remember, these books are for posture only. A literate girl is a lonely girl.
Tell me I'm pretty
I know what you did to our kids, you monster!
May 14th, 1981. President Jimmy Carter leaves the White House in disgrace. Pope John Paul II is shot in Rome by a deranged Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter kidnaps and devours thirteen Christian babies. Hmm. Maybe I should've read a real history book instead of the one Dad wrote.
the REAL Wheels and the Legman
When you forget to set your alarm
Mods are asleep, upvote Stelio Kontos.
Sticker on my cubicle wall
Are we stupid, Steve? No, honestly, are we? I mean, I have a Master's in city planning from Howard University. I could tell you where your convention center should go, but I can't tell you when a fish is giving me the business.
Well, it's Black History Month again...
Where's my hat babe?
I'm not a poor...
Thats not your bone silly, whos a silly boy??