Homey, do you ever drink alone? Does the Lord count as a person?3yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room, but I stood by the courage of my convictions, and I prevailed. And that's why we had Chinese food for lunch.3yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What's the matter, chief? Yeah, you've barely touched your Banana Kaboom.2yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Welcome to the Duff Brewery. Now, I'm sure all of you have heard the rumors that a batch of Duff was contaminated with strychnine.2yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Which real film sounds most like it could have starred Troy McClure? My vote goes to Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965), starring Vincent Price2yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
American police explain how armed protestors managed to enter the Capitol (2021)3yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/MitchellAndWebb
That's okay, son. I'll take care of him... Faster son! He's got a taste for meat now!4yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now, are there any questions? Keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair.4yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
People in the UK who have had to evacuate their flooded homes during a national lockdown3yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/MitchellAndWebb
Coming up next, a new fad that's sweeping the nation: wasting food.1yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You're all forgetting the most important thing, which is that it's wrong to imprison an animal! ...Lisa, go to your room.4yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Obnoxious fad? Ah, don't worry son. You know, they said the same thing about Urkel. That little snot-boy, I'd like to smack that kid!2yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey there, Blimpy Boy. Flying through the sky so fancy free... (sobs)4yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, don't pooh-pooh a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake, and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds.4yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hi, kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! (goofy laugh) I'll see you in a few weeks. Until then, I've turned things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world... MR. BLACK. I want you to treat... MR. BLACK with the same respect you would give me. Now here's... MR. BLACK.3yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When you see a lot of new faces, but you know the old saying, out with the old, in with the nucleus.3yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry two hundred passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!3yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Found this comment on the genius.com entry for Wonderful Tonight. I've got an aching LEG3yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/rickygervais
The story of how two brothers and five other men parlayed a small business loan into a thriving paper goods concern is a long and interesting one. And here it is. It all began with the filing of form 637/A: the application for a small business or farm...4yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Please sign these papers indicating that you are not gay for Moleman.3yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Aw hell diddly ding dong crap! Can't you morons do anything right?!4yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello, Mr Burns? This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son? Yes, I'm missing one son. Return it immediately!2yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So join America's favorite TV family, and a tiny, green space alien named Ozmodiar that only Homer can see, on Fox this fall.4yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Seymour... Hmm? ...you're fired! I'm sorry. Did - did you just call me a liar?!4yr ⋅ ProfessorPyruvate ⋅ r/TheSimpsons