Did this scene provoke strong emotions in anyone else? I ugly cried hard. One of the best things I’ve seen.1yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/IASIP
Plus if we all show up super high at the funeral people will be like, *whaaaaaaaaaat?*2yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/IASIP
He has this terrifying semitic woman that keeps screaming, “Coasters!”1yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/americandad
Coach! Hi, hi there! Cole...Cole Armstrong. 3-time All American Fastest sprinter in five counties...2yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/IASIP
Say you pull a thorn outta the Pope’s butt, and he grants you one wish.2yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
TFW you realize a lifelong music career never taught you how to fake playing a bass.3yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/IASIP
So you said you’re into science? That’s...kinda like my job. I work in a cereal factory.2yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/AquaJail
It all started in 1941, when Good Housekeeping featured a photo of a lovely cake.2yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Frylock can you ask my muscles a question? I used up all my questions.2yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/AquaJail
Meat-man... ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.3yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/AquaJail
My larger point is, if you don’t like my balls hangin’ out, you look away.1yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/AquaJail
It appears that your bones have merged into — what we call in the medical community — one large hideous super-bone.3yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/AquaJail
Oh, yeah, I laid a thousand of my eggs in his esophagus. You know, I gotta propagate my species and... he's being a real baby about it.3yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/AquaJail
I told you when we first met that I was not a leprechaun — that I was from Rhode Island, and I’m half-Korean, and you said it didn’t matter.3yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/AquaJail
The priest must have known Dr. Jinx was the church gardener, and still attended a benefit to raise money to pay Jinx to cure cancer.2yr ⋅ philchristensennyc ⋅ r/IASIP