I schedule people to work on holidays even if there's nothing to do. Barber: This cut's on me fam.7yr ⋅ Phantoms_phriend ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
People think getting pooped on by birds is good luck, BUT BIRDS DO THE POOPING!6yr ⋅ Phantoms_phriend ⋅ r/BIRDTEAMS
I had a point when I started this shitpost, but now I'm drunk. #TTP! (oc)7yr ⋅ Phantoms_phriend ⋅ r/sixers
I had to put down my little buddy Phantom today. To the coolest, friendliest cat in the world, I miss you so much.10yr ⋅ Phantoms_phriend ⋅ r/deadpets