I have never, ever, wanted to punch someone so much for their listed job titles1yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/LinkedInLunatics
Lifelong sworn virgin criticises child-less pet-owning couples as 'selfish'2yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/religiousfruitcake
Are they even trying to be funny at this stage? It'd almost be better if they weren't.3yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/TheRightCantMeme
One point for the headline, one point for the reply I got calling it out.9mo ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/USdefaultism
I know it's already a known comeback to anti-choice/anti-abortion commenters like this, but it was gratifying to see it in action.1yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/NotHowGirlsWork
Comment followup from the loli post earlier explains p*dos to person that was r*ped2yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Haven't you always wanted an MX5/Miata, styled after a Ferrari 250 GTO, and built to go off road?7mo ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/WeirdWheels
Positive vibes for this long boi please. He's got stasis and isn't feeling his best 😔1yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/Rabbits
I don't know if this strictly counts, but it's certainly not true where I live1yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/USdefaultism
We do all the research and subsidize healthcare for the rest of the world.1yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/ShitAmericansSay
Amazon: In return for free work from consumers, we will deploy humour1yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/boringdystopia
Million points if you can guess what the country refers to in this headline1yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/USdefaultism
Appreciation post for some of the facial acting that goes on. We spend so much time lauding the amazing writing and dialogue, but my god some of the *looks* that you get throughout the show are so brilliant.4mo ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/thethickofit
Well because two people asked for it... Kirk Bailey, what do you think Kirk Bailey? Kirk. Bailey. (Link in comment)5mo ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/LinkedInLunatics
Our little lady Ramona had a biopsy today to examine her scabby skin bits that have been around for a while and have so far eluded treatment. She's wearing a recovery sock now to stop her picking the stitches, and she's not best pleased. Send positive vibes for her recovery!2yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/RATS
You have 'basic rights' like voting, but the right to personal property and the right to defend yourself is almost non-existent 2mo ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/ShitAmericansSay
The current composition of my work team, who have no plans to hire any more junior staff1yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I fucking hate the M27. Bright sun at the right angles, and you get magical disappearing lane-lines!7mo ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/Southampton
I cannot even begin to untangle this. The video is nearly 2 minutes of a woman in a bikini arguing with a teacher, while looking as staged as possible. The comment section is a cesspit.8mo ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/LinkedInLunatics
Nice to see the horrific bridge-tragedy-to-make-weird-business-pitches is now spreading to Threads. 1mo ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/LinkedInLunatics
Wasn't my most professional moment towards this Recruiter of Top Talent1yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/recruitinghell
Yes Ted, Jason Bourne, who definitely loved government intelligence services and didn't spend three movies going after them for being morally vacuous (and who's totally real)3yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
This Currys store in the UK has a sensory map showing the loudest parts of the store. Never seen this before!8mo ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/autism
OK very specific question here. If I've played this multiple times, and multiple times been so bored and frustrated that I've stopped after 15 minutes, am I ever going to like it? I don't need *convincing*, I just need to know if it's possible!9mo ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/Gamecube
I'm so tired of waking up to relentless misery (it's wild that hundreds of corpses being found is the happiest story this morning)1yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/GreenAndPleasant
I'm in hospital thinking about work, here's a disturbingly close selfie!11mo ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/LinkedInLunatics
Maybe the shortages aren't where you are, or maybe they're not as bad, but I haven't seen a tomato in two weeks and invite the Britons saying tHeRe iS nO sHorTaGe to keep quiet1yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/europe
Anyone know what might be happening here? Lufthansa flight to ALA diverted North; currently #1 tracked on the site, but can't find any news.1yr ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/flightradar24
What in the misogynist heck is this? Apparently I don't care means you're an immature woman3wk ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/facepalm
For about 5 years they worked on upgrading this motorway in southern England to a (now known to be unsafe) smart motorway. And as part of that, when it's sunny you can't see the lane lines7mo ⋅ neophlegm ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating