My parents discussing who should cancel dinner with me, not realizing I’m on the thread. Riveting.6mo ⋅ mrm0nster ⋅ r/texts
My girlfriend said we need to post more pictures of us on social media so that people know how happy of a couple we are. This is what I felt like saying to her.11yr ⋅ mrm0nster ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
We act like the History Channel is a non-profit that's immune to low ratings9yr ⋅ mrm0nster ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Having a drink with my new girlfriend's dad. I think they thought we were outside, but every word was painfully clear10yr ⋅ mrm0nster ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Good Guy Amazon saved me when going to their website in front of coworkers10yr ⋅ mrm0nster ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals