The Giraffe Weevil holds the record for the longest weevil snoot. Please congratulate him on his outstanding achievement.11mo ⋅ MarkToaster ⋅ r/weeviltime
Almost half the weights at my apartment’s gym have been stolen over the past year1yr ⋅ MarkToaster ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Little guy trying to climb out of the dumpster. It’s 80 degrees and my apartment office is closed today. Tried tying a blanket over the edge but he doesn’t seem to be able to climb it. How can I get this little friend out?11mo ⋅ MarkToaster ⋅ r/Raccoons
I’ve never heard anyone say women didn’t grow up on Star Wars. It was insanely popular to all kinds of people2yr ⋅ MarkToaster ⋅ r/imaginarygatekeeping
Tame compared to other things here, but my brother leaves spilled food on the carpet for days3yr ⋅ MarkToaster ⋅ r/trashy
A company reached out to me about a job opportunity in a field I have no relation to. Seemed fishy, so I did some research. If you quit within 2 years, you have to pay over HALF of your annual salary back to them. This should be illegal.2yr ⋅ MarkToaster ⋅ r/WorkReform
My dog’s musical interests are important. Everybody obviously wants to see them, because duh, why wouldn’t they? They are his tastes, so they must be important, because he is important. It will matter a great deal to other people what he listens to, so he must show post a pie chart to show them.7mo ⋅ MarkToaster ⋅ r/Peripheryband