HIFW I'm trying to Skype with my grandmother
How I Know I'm Ovulating
As a Southern girl living in the North, what I keep trying to convey to my hairdresser...
Adore apologizes on Twitter
My late grampie was a tattoo artist. I picked one of his tattoo designs for myself. My mom also wanted it but we agreed that one would be mine. MRW she tells me she went behind my back and got it, they fucked it up, and now she has to get it lasered off.
MRW my mother tells me to get off the internet and join the living.
MRW I take a perfectly ladylike non-smelly, non-messy, and quiet shit.
When I try to discreetly fix a super wedgie in public.
When I go to order pizza, and then remember I have no money...
Reddit, meet Karma (& kittens!)
Quadrapedal Boy (xpost /r/wtf)
MFW the ER doctor asks my SO How did you get these scratches on your back?
MRW I finally decide to accept that my SO still finds me sexy after my recent weight gain.
MRW my hair product says apply a coin sized amount.
IT'S MAH MOTHAFOOKEN BERFDAY YA'LL!
A friend of mine got this PM and showed me. I cannot even.
HIFW my agoraphobia/panic attacks are in full swing, but I am trying to keep my cool in the pharmacy while getting my meds.
MRW I'm starting my diet tomorrow.
MRW having a job means I can finally buy things for my boyfriend and really let him see how much I appreciated his support during my unemployment.
HIFW my friend did a tarot reading on me, and it came to be.
MRW I queef during sex
Three hours after he went to get groceries, my SO hadn't returned. I had no way to contact him. MRW I was trying to stay calm and not assume he was dead.
MFW I go to give my boyfriend good morning hugs & kisses but he's too damn grumpy.
HIFW I got the first job I applied for (and when I was ready to) after my family hounded me about how I need to start looking for work early because it's going to be really hard to find.
MRW I feel a lump in my breast, but it turns out to be a pimple
MRW I am laying down, sneeze, and all the spit-mist comes back down on me
This is what I think of every time we use our new high tech vaporizer
MRW I have nice, soft feet for the first time in 10 years
Who do you think I am?
I went ginger (again!) What do you guys think?
What is the biggest misconception you had about how your body works?