My late grampie was a tattoo artist. I picked one of his tattoo designs for myself. My mom also wanted it but we agreed that one would be mine. MRW she tells me she went behind my back and got it, they fucked it up, and now she has to get it lasered off.10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my mother tells me to get off the internet and join the living.10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I take a perfectly ladylike non-smelly, non-messy, and quiet shit.10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I go to order pizza, and then remember I have no money...9yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW the ER doctor asks my SO How did you get these scratches on your back?10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finally decide to accept that my SO still finds me sexy after my recent weight gain.10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my agoraphobia/panic attacks are in full swing, but I am trying to keep my cool in the pharmacy while getting my meds.10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW having a job means I can finally buy things for my boyfriend and really let him see how much I appreciated his support during my unemployment.10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my friend did a tarot reading on me, and it came to be.10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Three hours after he went to get groceries, my SO hadn't returned. I had no way to contact him. MRW I was trying to stay calm and not assume he was dead.10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I go to give my boyfriend good morning hugs & kisses but he's too damn grumpy.10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I got the first job I applied for (and when I was ready to) after my family hounded me about how I need to start looking for work early because it's going to be really hard to find.10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I feel a lump in my breast, but it turns out to be a pimple10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I am laying down, sneeze, and all the spit-mist comes back down on me10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This is what I think of every time we use our new high tech vaporizer10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/entwives
What is the biggest misconception you had about how your body works?10yr ⋅ Madame_de_Cunt ⋅ r/AskTrollX