This guy lives in my front yard. Never bothered it. He never bothered meDec 2013 ⋅ Lizrdsmith ⋅ r/spiders
My boss doesn't understand work/home life balance. I have an kid on spring break and no babysitter for one day this week.Mar 2015 ⋅ Lizrdsmith ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Job I applied for was between me and one other candidate. The other candidate won. Now I'm stuck in a position I'm over qualified for and under paidApr 2015 ⋅ Lizrdsmith ⋅ r/funny
I want to kill it with fire! But it is a good pic and he lives in my front yardDec 2013 ⋅ Lizrdsmith ⋅ r/pics
Cleaning the fridge out.. I think I'll just throw this one awayNov 2014 ⋅ Lizrdsmith ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I really, really want to be responsible tonight. . Its my birthday tomorrowOct 2014 ⋅ Lizrdsmith ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My response to my mom at dinner.. did not want to leave the table with cash tip on it for waitress while a black lady was at the next tableFeb 2014 ⋅ Lizrdsmith ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Todd lewis was in town tonight (lead singer of toadies)Dec 2013 ⋅ Lizrdsmith ⋅ r/sanantonio ⋅ #lead-singer-of-toadies
As an adult with responsibilities, a job and the fact that it lands on a MondayMar 2014 ⋅ Lizrdsmith ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I work at a company that promotes healthy living.. I feel kinda bad but im starving at lunch time.Oct 2014 ⋅ Lizrdsmith ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals