My wife wanted her sandwich cut in half. She was non-specific as to how.
Nice try; Gollum.
World champion: World's smallest penis
Alec Guiness writing to a fan from the set of Star Wars
I would watch the shit out of this show
Smart, Google. Smart.
She serves her master well, and she will be rewarded
Mary the Elephant, publicly executed for killing her handler in 1916.
Never buy an EPT at a dollar store
Amazon.com vs Amazon.ca, or why it sucks to shop online in Canada
© 1995 by Matt Groening
You called it, Abe.
When you let a 12 year old name a bird.
Anyway, here’s Wonderball
This guy’s still a better pole vaulter than I am.
When my OC gets 4 upvotes
Soviet LK vs USSA Virgo II
Museum staff cleaning elephant skin
Testing a theory
HMB while I ride this tractor wheel off a cliff.
What a time to be alive
Hawaiian as fuck
The abandoned Dixie Square Mall in Harvey Illinois. Location for The Blues Brothers mall chase.
The Best Kind of Dod Raises a Broncos
Do you mind if I have…
My favourite picture of Joe Biden and Barack Obama
Rob Ford in his earlier, less indulgent youth
Give it a chance.
Who wore it better?
Told my wife we’re out of mayonaise
Michael Jackson dropping the puck, Penguins at Canucks, 1984.
7-foot-tall portrait of Vladimir Putin made from bullet shells
My five-year-old calls her Hornut.
Not too shabby.
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
This was rejected by /r/aww
YHGTBFKM Whole Foods
When the EU issues an ultimatum to Russia…
It’s a magical toy
Space booze (fixed)
Every Sidequest (fixed)
If there's a warning, then someone probably tried it (part 2)
97 minutes and counting
Should I pull the trigger?
Assholes, I have found your king.
I finally get the point of Pokemongo
Latvia has some goalie. (3rd period starting now)
I find your lack of accuracy disturbing.
Balls. Of. Titanium.
Eggs is eggs, right?
Look, a penny!
I can see my house from up here
Check out my [F]oliage
Welcome to the dog house, Governor.
Words to live by
This seems legit
Dear Team Canada… (fixed)
Your mom was really excited to see the UPS tractor today.
Just noticed something about the pool in Rabid Dog (S5, E12)
Homs, Syria. 2011 and 2014.
Moms be like…
I was actually drooling
Suspect in BK drive-thru shooting arrested
Scaroth = Monty Burns?