Gays are native to Menards while asexuals, naturally, come from Ace Hardware.1yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
Working at an all-dude machine shop, MRW I walk into the bathroom and see the toilet lid is down.3yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I was also falsely assured that my brain would respond to exercise by releasing the happy chemicals1yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
If approached by a librarian, keep still. Do not try and run away. Try to make yourself look bigger than the librarian.1yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
When you haven't planned out what's on the other side of a door, but your players manage to pick the lock anyway.5yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/dndmemes
Trying to add features to a machine with undocumented code and multiple OTEs for every output1yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/PLC
I'm a filthy casual who plays SSF, and Navali finally got out of my way.2yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/pathofexile
It's always so confusing when the donut store uses the outline of ladyfingers and long johns.3yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
MFW I put my clean clothes in drawers instead of just folding and leaving them on the first available flat surface10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I saw these years ago and knew I would one day find someone to gift them too. Today was that day.5yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm gonna have to suggest not using a family heirloom as the wedding Ring.5yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
When a project with a one-month deadline meets a broken servomotor that'll take two months to replace.1yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/PLC
When you decide to stop trying to fix someone else's screwed up programming and just start over from scratch.4yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/PLC
Can we stop using the word leaked? My sink leaks; the pictures were stolen.10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Is it just me, or does anyone else think plastic bag to put over their head might not be a good idea for a cat toy?9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TrollYMovieNight this Sunday: Witches. Can't live with them. Can't burn them at the stake.7yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
If chocolate kale pistachio celery almond milk can qualify, I vote yes.7yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
TrollYMovieNight this Friday: The Necronomicon, Cthulhu, and all things Lovecraft8yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
TrollYMovieNight 12/12 and 12/13 - the saga of a brave little droid who constant saves a galaxy far, far away - STAR WARS!9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Come watch movies with TrollXMovieNight. Showing on 9/11 are Underworld, Dogma, and Mad Max: Fury Road9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I work 18 hours with no break, get off so late that Walmart is the only place to buy anything to eat, and the cashier can't scan my frozen burrito.6yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW my brother gets married, leaving me the only person in our entire extended family who is old enough to drive and still unwed.9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW it's taken me this long to finally take this sub's advice and watch Orange it the New Black.9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Come watch movies with TrollXMovieNight. Showing on 9/11 are Underworld, Dogma, and Mad Max: Fury Road9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[FP] My second shirt, which turned out better than the first, albeit a bit orange.7yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/bleachshirts
MRW my preacher said that gay marriage is morally and legally the equivalent of allowing someone to murder someone else if that's what they get off on.9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I realize instead of yogurt covered cranberries I got yogurt covered raisins.10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Join TrollYMovieNight this Sunday for part 1 of a Nick Frost & Simon Pegg marathon7yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a woman on a TLC medical show is diagnosed in front of her husband, brother, and mother with a trapped queef, and treats it by breaking the burp and fart barrier with all of them. Link in thread.9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy at work somehow failed to notice he was sitting down on my open laptop.7yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Come join TrollYMovieNight this Saturday for a pair of Marvelous movies!8yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TrollYMovieNight this Saturday: Hilarious movies hiding behind the secret identity of shameless product placement7yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW playing a new video game and determined to not look at any guides on the internet10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
TrollYMovieNight: His name was Gene. But his friends called him ... Gene8yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Want to come watch some movies at the inaugural night of TrollYMovieNight?9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TrollYMovieNight will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!8yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I tear through the fifth book of a series in two days, it ends of a cliffhanger, and the sixth hasn't even been announced.9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollBookClub
MRW Secret Santa got someone a suction cup dildo big enough to hold an Ipod10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When a girlfriend says you did something wrong, but you don't know what, and she won't tell you10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Join TrollYMovieNight this Saturday as we battle the Victorian Undead!7yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the preacher whose gaybashing sermon forced me out of the church asks to friend me on LinkedIn.9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I use two audiobooks over a 24 road trip to introduce my mother to Discworld, and she laughs at every pune.9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollBookClub
HIFW eating half a meat lovers for lunch immediately cures the cold I had all morning9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
TrollYMovieNight: Verily, I do unveil and visit upon you these video variants which do vex the veteran virtuoso which envisioned them ... or you may simply call me Alan Moore's most hated films.9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
TrollYMovieNight Friday the 15: The Little Shop of Rocky Horrors Picture Show8yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Come join the new TrollYMovieNight Saturday to watch Big Trouble in Little China, Clue, and Blazing Saddles9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW a friend says he really likes my homemade sausage ... partly because he's sure it contains 0% lips and assholes10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW the place I'm buying a Secret Santa gift ships to my billing address instead of my match's shipping address10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW GOG sends me an email saying they now sell every game in the X-Wing/TIE Fighter series10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I don't particularly like chocolate, but I saw this here last week, and it was just too good of a deal to pass up.10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TrollYMovieNight Saturday: Jason Statham in Drive Fast, Hit People and Let's Multitask by Driving Fast and Hitting People at the Same Time8yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My brother likes getting things in the mail - what are some good X of the Month clubs I could get him as a gift?9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
TrollYMovieNight this Saturday: Hilarious movies hiding behind the secret identity of shameless product placement7yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
TrollYMovieNight 12/12 and 12/13 - the saga of a brave little droid who constant saves a galaxy far, far away - STAR WARS!9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TrollYMovieNight this Saturday: Spies trying to salvage their sad relationship with their spouse8yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I find another online site besides HumbleBundle that sells comic bundles.8yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollBookClub
MRW a fart moves forward to catch underneath and feel to lift up my balls: Huh - so that's what TrollX meant by migratory farts10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Join TrollYMovieNight this Friday for a pair of Marine Corps films.8yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I buy my dad a new computer, see his browser history, and realize I have to have the private browsing talk with him.9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I dare you. I double dog dare you to take the charity campaign TrollX poop challenge! (details inside)10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I get an email that my favorite library sale is happening again next week.9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollBookClub
MRW I heard a cover version that makes me wonder if I was wrong about boy bands being bad.7yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
This Sunday on TrollYMovieNight: Science fiction for the lactose tolerant7yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I'm being set up on a blind date, which I'm terrible at. What are some of the best icebreaker questions you've ever encountered?10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW I discover the WW2 movie Fury isn't about Nick Fury and the Howling Commandos10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
At TrollYMovieNight this Saturday, no one can hear you scream. What with the chat function being text and not voice and all that.8yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The charity campaign ends tomorrow guys- and we're losing. If you haven't donated yet, you're running out of time.10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
So I saw this panel while reading the Sex Criminals comic. Is kegelface an actual thing?10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/AskTrollX
TrollYMovieNight: Verily, I do unveil and visit upon you these video variants which do vex the veteran virtuoso which envisioned them ... or you may simply call me Alan Moore's most hated films.9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Nether region manscapers - what's your preferred method? Nair? Wax or sugar? Fire? Shaving by a barber hopefully NOT named Ramsay?10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/asktrolly
TrollX, say hello to Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton, say goodbye to TrollX's votes.9yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've never seen the show, but I know many on this sub love it - so I just wanted to pass along that Redditgifts is having a Sailor Moon exchange.10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Weeks later, I threw off the effects of charm and figured out who the giant frog our DM attacked us with really was.7yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/trollxdnd
What is the foulest of the foul bachelorette things you have done? Were you caught being foul, and if so, what were people's reactions?10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/AskTrollX
What ever happened to that beer exchange idea? My new homebrew is just about ready ...10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/AskTrollX
HIFW just about everyone who was interested in coming to my Troll Prom says something came up.10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
For any men who've worn them, do thongs feel as awesome as this guy makes them appear?10yr ⋅ kandoras ⋅ r/asktrolly