99 cents only store giving no fucks on both pricing and product description accuracy.1yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/firstworldanarchists
Surprisingly similar to the photo, for a dollar store find- not too bad!4yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
One of these hefty bad boys is 17 calories. I burned ~30,000 calories swimming the pacific ocean to get to Hawaii and back to buy it. Life is all about balance <35yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/1200isjerky
I wanted vegetables and grilled chicken for dinner but somehow settled for this~ 1200 cals exactly4yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/1200isjerky
I'm a married woman, but this guy won't take a hint and keeps pressuring me to hang out/open up to him.10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Everyone here has inspired me so much 🌈 I made cauliflowered cauliflower. Only 50 calories a serving! Recipe in comments.5yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/1200isjerky
I wonder why the sales associate was not amused when my husband asked him about receiving a personal demo...9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/funny
Local craft store has Christmas decorations out already- Santa's coming!9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/funny
When the bartender asked pregnant me if I was sure I wanted an iced tea to drink because it has caffeine in it.7yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's winter time...so why am I still shedding as if it's summer?!11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Stupid little loops- I will cut you out of all my garments!11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
People think I'm being a snob...but that's just how my face looks!10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
To the person judging my beverage choices- you don’t know my life!10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I hear coworkers complain that they have jury duty again9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Why is it so hard for me to find a pair of jeans that fit nicely?? Living in my yoga pants is getting old!11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW friends ask how I stay so skinny with all the junk food I eat.10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Why do I even stop in here to try to shop anymore? Seriously.9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
IF 16:8 for the past couple months (on the right is my body now at 5 months postpartum). I try to keep calories at 1200 a day (5’2”), but I definitely splurge on weekends 🍷🥂🍹5yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/intermittentfasting
That scary moment when you can't get a ring off your finger...11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I can't be the only trollx this happens to on a daily basis...10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Shredded chicken, avocado, and salsa salad with a cranberry vodka 😋 ~425 cal5yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/1200isplenty
Ladies, imagine with me all the situations these would be useful for!11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Despite paying only $6 and it boasting 50 balls, it looks wholly unimpressive when set up.6yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
How I felt this morning knowing I had to go to work after a night of crying11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Kill joy PSA reminder to weigh your food, especially if you’re strictly counting calories and seem to have stalled out on your weight loss goal5yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/1200isplenty
Decided to reward myself with a couple alcoholic drinks last night for a long work week finally coming to a close...this was the result.11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I hope all you trolls have a relaxing and refreshing upcoming weekend!9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Talking to my friend who was recently dumped by her boyfriend of 7 years.11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After putting it off for a couple weeks, tonight I get to take part in the never ending story...11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My current BC pills allow me to mensturate once every 3 months. I'm sorry husband.10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Black garlic oil ramen with egg and spinach dumped in. Eaten from my desk because WFH = never stop working.2yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/ShittyRamen
MRW my husband tears up while hearing a guy at our Bible Study describe his sad life story.9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm deeply immersed in my work then one of my superiors comes over and starts rattling off instructions for another task to be assigned to me.9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
To my husband- and please stop offering to take me out for ice cream!11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
That wonderful feeling you get after you buy a dress and realize afterwords that it has pockets...11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Everyone at my office keeps bringing in more Halloween goodies as the day goes on!!!11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My husband suggested I get a hobby to occupy some of my free time...so far, I don't have much going for me.11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hmm that's a cute swim suit! Oh wait, it's not cute on me...10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The only part I look forward to when having to get out of a nice hot shower.11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me when I tried to race down the slides with a couple kiddos I was babysitting.11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
To my friend who can never shut up about how healthy she is now that she's gone vegan.11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
There's always that one person you're desperately trying to forget about11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
If I was asked to calm down by use of one of these phrases, I'd have to at least crack a smile!11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Because when I find something that fits perfectly, I have no shame in buying one in every possible color.11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW husband leans over hoping to get lucky, but I just got to the climax in my game.10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The new mascara I tried that promised, spellbinding volume and supernatural length.11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A big thank you to Mother Nature for confirming this for me.11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my husband and I were discussing gender roles prior to getting married.9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Went to 4 different homes to celebrate Christmas with friends/family over the course of 2 days.11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Woke up this morning to this lovely sight- common scumbag body, I'm 25!!!11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This is what I see when high school boys try to show off for/pick up on me and my girlfriends (all college grads).10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW people at work ask how I'm doing (called out the past few days thanks to having a lovely cold)11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My husbands reaction this past weekend when I suggested he skip gym day on Saturday.9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'd go on dates and the guy would invade my personal space.10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
No biggie- surviving another Monday also deserves a glass of wine!11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Moments after my fiance proposed to me during the finale of, Remember...Dreams Come True11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/Disneyland
MRW someone is talking to me and I have no idea what they're talking about.10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The shirt I need for shark week- because success comes in all shapes and sizes!11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I went through a period of mourning shortly after experiencing the exhilaration of donating my hair.11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Happens nearly every time I babysit. What kind of kids are we raising in this generation?!9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Plus, all the bugs decide to show themselves and taunt me from places I cannot reach when I'm alone.10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I've been up here in NorCal for 9 months and still have no friends to show for it.9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm still tingly all over thinking about the pizza I had last night...9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
If a guy was exactly like this, he'd be classified as confident and driven.10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Period cramps are killing me. This is MRW husband suggests I take a nice hot bath.10yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW one of my gal-pals says that I will absolutely love her new BF, then proceeds to tell me that he doesn't like cheese.9yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This bus stop was painted to match the new fast food restaurant behind it.11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
The Disney buttons I've collected so far- where can I find the button with the princesses on it?11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/disney
The Disney buttons I've collected so far- where can I find the button with the princesses on it? (cross post /r/disney)11yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/Disneyland
Ran out of the office to catch this big guy...never found him but I did hatch a Caterpie so I've got that going for me.8yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/pokemongosacramento
CD19/clinical guard- this is definitely a positive right?! More questions in post.8yr ⋅ imonlyhalfazn ⋅ r/TFABLinePorn