Wearing a preppy monogrammed jacket to work and someone said “I didn’t know you were into schemes”. TFW you realize your initials are unfortunate 🙃4yr ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/antiMLM
My friend’s side of sausage at brunch looked like they had to go into the forest to forage for it and then ran out of regular plates4yr ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/WeWantPlates
Such a kind thing to do for an anxious doggo, plus those tat sleeves are killer lol5yr ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/wholesomememes
Kind of impressed both the shape and texture was wrong2mo ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
My FEB cover page based on the Cure song and an old Threadless shirt5yr ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/bulletjournal
Finished 1/2 Shining carpet inspired earrings, trying to figure out a better way to display the pattern as I’m working...7mo ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/Beading
Does anyone know any shade dupes for Menagerie - Dragon Child? I ordered it but they were OOS by the time my order was packed so they just...left it out without telling me. I was thinking Sugarpill Cheat Code (from Fun Size) or Mochi. Thanks!4yr ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/swatchitforme
The rest of his list is ridiculous but at least he knows the danger of MLMs5yr ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/antiMLM
I can’t wait to get married and genetically modify myself3yr ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/badwomensanatomy
Mold/residue in my cleanser concentrate? Only had it since the F&F sale in June so it’s not old, not stored in heat or humidity. Anyone else seen this?3yr ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/glossier
Does anyone know any shade dupes for Menagerie - Dragon Child? I ordered it but they were OOS by the time my order was packed so they just...left it out without telling me. I was thinking Sugarpill Cheat Code (from Fun Size) or Mochi. Will probably crosspost to r/swatchitforme. Thanks!4yr ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/Indiemakeupandmore
“I blame my family for how I look in pictures but I’m truly a gentleman and a sex god.”5yr ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/niceguys
I don’t know whether he’s desperate or just wants to try out his acting skills5yr ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/Tinder
A man defending his ‘heart of glass’ from rocks while also calling women he finds unattractive ‘bovine’. So much to unpack here. Plus he’s 38 trying to sell this profile to a 25 year old. Nah.4yr ⋅ iamsonicallyscrewed ⋅ r/niceguys