I live in an apartment above a zombie and below another zombie3mo ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Mentally preparing myself over morning coffee for another day with my toddler and pregnant wife1yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/daddit
Watching the monitor at 2am after you put the baby back down, waiting for them to inevitably wake back up in 7 minutes10mo ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/daddit
When I’m playing AT on Kursk and 6 different tanks from both sides are near the objective2yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/HellLetLoose
When you spend all game building an impenetrable fortress mid-zone, but the enemy team can’t even make it past the first objective2yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/HellLetLoose
My in-laws the second I put the newborn down for a nap in the next room10mo ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/daddit
When I finish putting my toddler to sleep for the 8th time and immediately hear my infant start to wail across the hall11mo ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/daddit
10 seconds after my wife and I put a nice, homemade dinner in front of our toddler1yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/daddit
Got a new ISP recently and my wife allowed me to choose the wifi name. It’s hilarious.2yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
When your little nephews talk shit about being better than you at Halo so you gotta put ‘em in their place. God I am so fuckin’ pissed.2yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
When I go and grab my golf clubs from the garage to play a round, but notice that I didn’t wipe any of the mud off the club faces after the last time I played1yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
When I’ve died 20 times in a row trying to carefully flank the point, and my SL asks why I’m suddenly rushing the enemy MG head-on2yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/HellLetLoose
When you finally catch up with the machine gunners in Pavlov’s House who’ve killed you 19 times in a row2yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/HellLetLoose
Oh shit, he’s in the Tomorrow War? Might fuck this whole thing up.3yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
When my squad rightfully accuses me of picking shitty OP locations2yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/HellLetLoose
Me after I made my wife listen to Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally five times in a row and she tells me it’s not her style and to stop interrupting her at work9mo ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/willwood
Eating free paper for dinner after writing the monthly daycare check for 2 kids.6mo ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/daddit
When my wife asks me to completely disassemble her breast pump gear and sanitize it3yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/daddit
When I’m out of cash and need to buy that crypto dip, so I beg my wife to cash out her IRA for me3yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
When you’re SL, and squad chat is asking for OP’s, your command chat is having a group discussion on who is in the best position to place the next garrison, and proxy chat is screaming “I NEED TO POOP” over a distorted mic2yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/HellLetLoose
Celebrate the independence of your nation by shitposting on a small part of it3yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
When my wife asks me tomorrow morning about the new dents, blood, and bourbon stains on her card tables that I’m going to use for tailgating1yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/canes
Nevada dubbed over: “Oh fuck, what the fuck, I’m not even supposed to BE here”3yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
When you’re defending a strongpoint and ask where the push is coming from, and the only response is “from over that way”2yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/HellLetLoose
When my wife asks me to wake our baby up from his nap so he can eat2yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Made some pork belly burnt ends on the BGE today. Turned out awesome!3yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/biggreenegg
Our 13 month old caught a daycare stomach bug on Monday, stayed home through yesterday puking all over us, and finally went back to daycare today. Also my wife caught the bug while she’s 8 weeks preggo with our 2nd on Tuesday, and I puked about 20 minutes ago, so now I have the bug. Current mood:1yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/daddit
Flank steak on the BGE! Seared at 500 degrees, 3 minutes each side. Turned out amazing.3yr ⋅ gene_parmesan07 ⋅ r/biggreenegg