This is going to end well

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99% of the time after I make a hilarious comment on Reddit

Oct 2014 ⋅

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Unlike the rest of you who seem to just throw them around like candy...

Jun 2015 ⋅

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Went to the bathroom at work and forgot my phone.

May 2015 ⋅

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Seems like a good spot for this given the FB purchase of Oculus Rift

Mar 2014 ⋅

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About 95% of the time when I post something on Reddit.

Jul 2015 ⋅

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Googled 'Udder Chaos'.. was not disappointed

Dec 2014 ⋅

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I've noticed a distrubing trend on reddit lately.

Dec 2014 ⋅

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When you think your post is going to be awesome, but Reddit tells you otherwise.

Jul 2016 ⋅

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I took all the money out of their tip jar....

Oct 2013 ⋅

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He went that way...

Jul 2014 ⋅

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FFS, you're an adult.

Nov 2015 ⋅

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The dries are back in town, dries are back in town........

Mar 2016 ⋅

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My new door stop arrived today!! I am so excited!

Jul 2015 ⋅

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[Image] Life ends when you're dead

Dec 2014 ⋅

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Plot Twist - Three sides to every story.

Nov 2014 ⋅

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A cat, a gymnast and a comedian walk in to a bar...

Feb 2015 ⋅

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Happiness and Cyanide: The Banana Chronicle

Nov 2013 ⋅

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Let me help clarify healthcare in America for you

Sep 2014 ⋅

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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Mar 2016 ⋅

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I feel like most people who work in retail clothing stores don't understand this

Mar 2014 ⋅

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One man's Insanity Wolf is another mans....

Dec 2014 ⋅

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My son birthday is in a couple of weeks. He's a quirky kid and I would love a quirky picture to give him.

Mar 2014 ⋅

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I swear on Bill Nye's bowtie I am not making up what I just heard.

Dec 2014 ⋅

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Flying through a Tornado of Fire

Aug 2013 ⋅

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Thank you Ashley Madison. Thank you.

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Lazily surfing Reddit in the bathroom on my phone when suddenly....

Jan 2014 ⋅

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I know it's a little gross, but after 3 days of diarrhea..this was amazing.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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The problem with the new Lyin' Brian meme

Feb 2015 ⋅

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GGB

May 2014 ⋅

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Reddit - I present to you one of our esteemed state senators. FML

Mar 2015 ⋅

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Success kid's dad needs a kidney... [serious]

Apr 2015 ⋅

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If we are going to continue to have capital punishment.

Apr 2014 ⋅

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With every new news story about ebola...

Aug 2014 ⋅

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Texas reporter asking for fracking information.

Nov 2014 ⋅

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Just sat in a meeting where co-worker got promoted by presenting my project proposal from 5 years ago.

Feb 2015 ⋅

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The flipside of legal weed in America

May 2015 ⋅

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I hope there is a special place in hell for cell phone providers.

Jan 2015 ⋅

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Harken all ye hipsters, if I happen upon thee with thine beard adorned in baubles.

Dec 2014 ⋅

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As a male, my response to all these period posts

Nov 2013 ⋅

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Whenever I read a negative comment of a success meme.

Apr 2014 ⋅

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You sit on a throne of lies...

Dec 2013 ⋅

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This just happened. I'm waiting for HR to show up at my office door.

May 2014 ⋅

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