Girlfriend and I have had competitions every week for months. This is the first time either of us had a perfect week.Jun 2020 ⋅ DoNotEatTheTail ⋅ r/AppleWatch
The lads felt so bad after a loss that they paid our fans for having to watch such a failure...May 2021 ⋅ DoNotEatTheTail ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
I'm a teacher on spring break and I'm drunk driving. 1/10 Would not recommend.Mar 2016 ⋅ DoNotEatTheTail ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10 #1
My bacon grease congealed into the pattern of the paper towel it was sitting upon.Sep 2015 ⋅ DoNotEatTheTail ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting