I am very drunk. I am eating chinese food on my couch alone with my dog. In probably one of the dumbest moments of my entire life, this cookie stirred genuine emotions in my idiot heart.9yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
The people who made this coffee machine have a real shaky understanding of how coffee works.9yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
I'm a forklift driver in a warehouse. I have an app on my phone that keeps track of my bike rides, and I accidentally left it on when I went to work.11yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
A fierce battle between a child and a turkey. [x-post /r/animalsbeingjerks10yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/ChildrenFallingOver
I'm a forklift driver in a warehouse. I have an app on my phone that keeps track of my bike rides, and I accidentally left it on when I went to work.(x-post from /r/mildlyinteresting)11yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
QUACK QUACK OUR COURAGEOUS HATCHLINGS IN GLORIOUS BATTLE WITH THE MUDMENS VICIOUS QUACK QUACK WAR BEAST8yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
By performing a submissive display, I have placed the barnacles at ease to encourage peaceful interaction9yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/EliteDangerous
MRW I'm a service dog trained to protect a child with a severe leaf allergy who has grown suicidal after a natural disaster caused everything in town to become slightly wider than usual7yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Is it just me, or do spino teeth have spino skin texture? That can't be right, right?9yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/playark
KRRRREEEEEEKEKEKEKEK OUR BRAVE WARRIORS SACRIFICE THEMSELVES TO BRING DOWN THE MUDMENS MACHINE. SKRAAAWWW MARTYRS TO BE HONORED SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE11yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
For the eco-conscious Kerbal, I give you the hybrid electric spaceplane.9yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/KerbalSpaceProgram
Blindside, off the street, and up a slippery hill so I couldn't even stop without starting all over again. I'm going to have nightmares about this dock.8yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/Trucking
[Meta] Is the No Hecking Swearskies rule just a sub rule, or is it based on a real dog thing? My dog actually DOES hate swearskies but I thought she was the only one.7yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/rarepuppers
I'm looking for this picture in as high a resolution as possible. Other variants of the same pun accepted. Don't judge me11yr ⋅ Dogbirddog ⋅ r/WallpaperRequests