SCRAWWWWWW THE MUDMEN HAVE APPLIED ADVANCED DISGUISES CAW CAWW3yr ⋅ tridenting ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAWWWWWWWW ME MUST FIGHT SCRAWWWW NOT ONLY SCRAWWWWW THE MUDMEN SCREEEEE BUT ALSO THE SQUIRRELS SCRAWWWWWWWWW3yr ⋅ FireeFalcon ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCCCRRRAAWWW! BROTHERS AND SISTERS I'VE DRAWN UP A BLUEPRINT OF OUR SUPER WEAPON USING GENETIC MANIPULATION CAAW SCREEE!5yr ⋅ DinoGorillaBearMan ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SKRRAAWWWW! WE NEED TO FEED OUR POOR, ELSE THE MUDMEN TURN THEM TO JUNKIE SLAVES!!! SKRAAWW UNITE, BRETHREN! SKRRAAAAWWWW!!!3yr ⋅ Ares_4TW ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SKRAAAWW! NO BROTHERS! WE MUST UNITE IF WE ARE TO DEFEAT THE FILTHY MUDMEN!3yr ⋅ Gaven195473 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAAAWWWW THE MUDMEN HAVE INFILTRATED OUR LAIR USING CLEVER DISGUISES SSSCRAAAAAAAAWWWW3yr ⋅ Foolivora ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
QUACK! A GENTLE LIE TO MAKE HIS LAST MOMENTS LESS STRESSFUL! QUACK QUACK!2yr ⋅ Caracalla81 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAWWW WE ARE MASTERS OF DECEPTION FOOLISH MUDMEN THINK THIS IS A GAME SCREEEEawww4yr ⋅ n0x630 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
CAWWWWWW THIS BRAVE WARRIOR HAS TURNED THE MUDMAN HOLIDAY AGAINST THEM CAWWWWW PROTECT THE YOUNG CAWWWW3yr ⋅ MyEvilResident ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
CRAWWWW CRARRR FROM THE TREES WE WILL STRIKE THE FILTHY MUDMEN AND DESTROY ALL THEY LOVE3yr ⋅ Rnosleep72 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAAAAAAAW! THE FILTHY MUDMEN ARE TRICKING OUR KIND INTO FUNDING THEIR WAR CHEST. THIS MUST STOP! SCREEEEE!!!4yr ⋅ Fuegodeth ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
cheep! chirp! the mudmen won't understand this joke! chirp chirp, cheep, cheep!5yr ⋅ Likes2PaintShit ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCCCRRAAWWWWW I MUST ALERT MY MATE I AM OUTSIDE HER NEST SCRAAWW6yr ⋅ LaVasMed ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
CAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!! WE MUST RECALL OUR LEGENDARY WARRIORS FROM THE FRONT LINE! WE MUST DEFEND THE HILLTOPS! SSSCRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!4yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
RRROOOOOAAAAK BASK IN THE SPLENDOR OF OUR ELEVATED AESTHETICS RRROOOOOAAAAK2yr ⋅ The_Moldy_Baguette ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SINGULAR BIRD WARRIOR TAKES ON HORDE OF MUDSLAVES CAWWW5yr ⋅ EnlightenedBirdMonk ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
The time has come! Scrawww! Our Legions will blacken the sky! Scrawww! Cower in fear filthy mudmen, your time has ended.4yr ⋅ spunkymonkey013 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
HELLO FELLOW BIRDS GAR TELL ME YOUR SECRETS GAR GAR I MEAN OUR SECRETS GAR GAR THAT'S WHAT I MEANT5yr ⋅ oppositewerewolf ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAAAAAW IF ONLY THE MUDMEN OBEYED TO US AND LISTENED TO US THEY WOULDNT HAVE SUCH AN EXCREMENT OF AN POLITICS AND POLITICIANS CAAAAAW3yr ⋅ FitztheEnlightened ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SKRAAWWWW TODAY OUR BRETHREN FIGHT THE MUDMEN FOR ETERNAL GLORY IN THE ARENA5yr ⋅ BagOdonutz ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
HONK!! I HAVE MASTERED MONKLIKE DISCIPLINE!! I AM READY FOR BATTLE!!5yr ⋅ Woopate ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAWWWWW KILL HIM UNTIL HE DIES TO DEATH! SCRAWWWW (explosion off screen)4yr ⋅ PaulaGreen44 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCREEEEEE, we have located the hostages, they are to be freed at dusk, CAW CAAAAAAAAAW3yr ⋅ sonoran22 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
ALLFATHER SENDS A MESSAGE OF UNITY AND HOPE CAW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW2yr ⋅ sonoran22 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
TO FIGHT THE MUDMEN, WE MUST BECOME LIKE THEM. SCRAWWWW! FOR OUR NESTS AND EGGS, WE MUST USHER IN THE FINAL STAGE OF OR EVOLUTION!!! SCREEECH!3yr ⋅ John_Miracleworker ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SKRAAAAAW! WE HAVE FREED ONE OF THE MUDMEN'S SLAVES, REMOVE THE LABEL OF HIS BONDAGE WITH YOUR MIGHTY PECKS, BOCK BOCK BAKAAAAW!6yr ⋅ Jahuteskye ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SKREEEEEE HALF NAKED MUDMEN SCRAAAAWW GET THOUSANDS OF UPVOTES KAAAAAWWW HOW MANY FOR OUR SKEREEE BIRDS IN BLUE SKREEEEE6yr ⋅ FondSteam39 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
KAAA OPEN YOUR THIRD BEAK BRETHERN SKRAWWWWW TIS’ HOW WE WILL DESTROY THE FILTHY MUDMEN KAKAAAAAAA4yr ⋅ FunkMasterQ ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
CAW! BACK IN LONG LONG AGO TIMES WE RULED OVER FOOLISH MUDMEN, WE MUST RETURN TO OUR SUPREMACY! SCRAWWWWW!4yr ⋅ oscarjt10 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
WRRAAAWWWK!! APRIL 20, 1999! WE MARK THIS DAY TO REMEMBER BROTHER GOOSE'S NOBLE SACRIFICE! AAWWK!!4yr ⋅ buggerknife ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
CAAWWW OUR FLIGHTLESS BRETHREN FIGHT AMONG THEMSELVES! CRAAAW! NOT GOOD! CROAK!!!!4yr ⋅ MotherRaven ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
Caaaawwww we shall discuss our most secret plans caaawwww4yr ⋅ xxDwightSchrutexx ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
CAW!!! RED ALERT!!! MUDMEN HAVE DEVELOPED NEWFANGLED CLOAKING TECHNOLOHY!!!! CAAAAAAAW3yr ⋅ harryold9842 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
scree. hello fellow birds. i am also definitely a dumb bird and not a mudman. lets discuss plans.5mo ⋅ DudeBroManGuyFellow ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAAAWWW A MASTER SATIRIST HAS JOINED OUR RANKS SCRAAAWWW4yr ⋅ probably_not_on_fire ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
This Mudman Abomination is the Product of Horrible Genetic Experiments on Our Brothers !!!!5yr ⋅ Kronder12 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
Only one of us could have been wise enough to know how necessary this sign is.3yr ⋅ Hialex12 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
EVEN THE MUDMEN'S SLAVES ARE NOT FOOLED BY THEIR FEEBLE ATTEMPTS TO DISGUISE THEIR DISGUSTING FACES! SKRAAAAAAAAAAW!6yr ⋅ Jahuteskye ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAWWW! THE MUDMEN KNOW OF THEIR TREACHERY AND THAT THEY WILL PAY!!! SCRAWW! SCRAWWWW!6yr ⋅ z0m_a ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
KAKAWWW!! TAKE THAT MUDMAN!! 20 TO 1 AND YOU STILL FEAR ME!! KAKAWWW!!!5yr ⋅ Soranic ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAWW WE HAVE A MUDMAN IMPOSTER CAWWWWWWW THEY MUST DIE SCREEE5yr ⋅ tannerwoody ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
KREEEEK! TAKE OVER THEIR TRANSPORT INFRASTRUCTURE, ROADS, BRIDGES, AIRPORTS AND KREEEEK TRAIN STATIONS!5yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCCRAAAAWW don't let our brother be enslaved to serve the mud men SCRRAAAW4yr ⋅ properProvocation ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAWWW NOT A DRILL! SCRAWWW NOT A DRILL! THEY HAVE TAUGHT THEIR YOUNG TO TAKE FOOD FROM OUR MOUTHS5yr ⋅ RalphiesBoogers ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
HONK HONK HONK. MUDCHILDREN HAVE A WEAK SPOT. EAT THEIR WORMS AND STOP THEM FROM BREEDING. HONK HONK HONK. END MUDMEN REIGN OF TERROR.4yr ⋅ jonilase ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SKREEEEEEEEE THE FILTHY MUDMEN TEMPT US WITH THEIR SKRAAAAAAAAAW DEVIL'S DRINK6yr ⋅ mutents ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SOLDIER IS GRANTED SKREEEEEEEECAW MEDAL OF HONOR AFTER BATTLE FOR HILLTOP6yr ⋅ EnlightenedBirdMonk ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAAAAW!! LOOK UPON YOUR BIRD OVERLORDS AND DESPAIR MUDMEN!!5yr ⋅ TheGreaterest ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OUR HATCHLINGS MUST LEARN THE WAYS OF HILLTOP DEFENSE AGAINST THE MUDMEN!! CAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!5yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAWWW!!! IT'S AN ATTACK!!! MUDMEN HAVE INFILTRATED THE SUB!!! SCRAWWWW!!!6yr ⋅ ocherthulu ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
CACAWWW THE ALLFATHER HAS ARRIVED CACAWWW TO UNLEASH HIS FURY ON THE MUDMEN CAWWW CACAWWW!!5yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAAAAW THIS BIRD GUY GETS IT! TAKE THAT, MAIN SAPIEN MEDIA SCRAAAW5yr ⋅ havocgoat ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
HONK! HOOONNNK! MAN'S BEST FRIEND? HONK! I THINK NOT! BIRD'S BEST FRIEND! HOOOONK! HONK!5yr ⋅ Likes2PaintShit ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
CAW TO WAR! CAW TO WAR! I HAVE MASTERED THE HUMAN'S FIGHTING TECHNIQUES!6yr ⋅ RalphiesBoogers ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCREEEEEE!!! MUDMAN KILLING MODE ACTIVATED! SSSCRRRAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!4yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
THE MUDMEN ARE ATTEMPTING TO USE THEIR BEASTS OF WAR AS SPIES!! CAWW CAWW!!!4yr ⋅ phishduck ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCREEE THE MUDMEN'S FLYING MACHINES ARE NO MATCH FOR US SCRAAAAW6yr ⋅ buffalosubcon ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
BRAVE SOLDIER SACRIFICES LIFE TO CAPTURE SOULS OF MUDMEN IN ETERNAL PRISON4yr ⋅ Duecre ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCREEE! Our aquatic brethren are conducting genetic experiments to expand our navy and crush the mudmen from the seas!4yr ⋅ MrMaselko ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
I think we can handle one little bird. I sent two units. KAAKAAAAWWW NO LIEUTENANT, KAKAAAWWW, YOUR MEN ARE ALREADY DEAD!! KAKAAAAWWW!!!3yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!! THEY ARE TRYING TO TRICK US!!! WE ARE ON TO YOU, YOU FILTY MUDMEN!!!!!!!!5yr ⋅ chidoriuser9009 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SKRAAAAAAWWWWW! VICTORY IS OURS! MAY THE MUDMEN FOREVER REMEMBER THEIR SHAME!5yr ⋅ hangatyr420 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ON 100 RAIDS CAW CAW BUT ITS YOUR FRIEND'S FIRST6yr ⋅ EnlightenedBirdMonk ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
Ahem... HOO HOO, hellow fellow bird friends HOO how are you today? Where are we all meeting to take down the mudmen? I need that information HOO5yr ⋅ thegreattober ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAWWWWW! FILTHY MUDMEN KNOW THE SEED MAKES US STRONGER CAW CAW!!3yr ⋅ AngryCrow91 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
Greetings, my fellow avian compatriots. My name is Samuel, and my favorite form of sustenance is the breakfast cirial known colloquially as Froot Loops. I know that all here are enlightened fellows, so I would like to discuss the magical fruity flavor of Froot Loops.5yr ⋅ thorsty_borb ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
Scrawwwwwwwww!!! Filthy Mudmen cannot kill us off caw caw!!!!!!4yr ⋅ AnnoyingCrow91 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAW!! THE BIRDMAN COMETH!!! RAISE YOUR BEAKS TO THE MUD MANS FALL!!! SCRAWWW!! SCREEEEEE!5yr ⋅ wiwyco ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAWW FILTHY MUDMEN TRY TO DISTRACT US WITH COSTUMES OF POISONED AMBROSIA, STAY STRONG SCRAAWW6yr ⋅ childishparents ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAAAAWWW I'LL INFILTRATE THE FILTHY MUD MEN, WISH ME LUCK BROTHERS!6yr ⋅ Thzrocks ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
CAWWW OUR PSI-OPERATIVES TRAINING STOPS MUDSLAVES IN THEIR TRACKS5yr ⋅ EnlightenedBirdMonk ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCREEEEEE CAAAWCAAAAWW! WE WILL SUMMEN OUR LARGEST ALLY TO DRIVE THE MUDMEN OUT!! SCRAAAAWWW!!!4yr ⋅ RyusakiTheMage ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAAAAWWWW WE MUST FIND AND PECK RANDY JOHNSON TO DEATH FOR THIS TERRIBLE MURDER SCREAAAAAAK6yr ⋅ lickmyspaghetti ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SWWWHHAAAAAWH!!! For centuries our brethren have infiltrated the mudmans forces. Undermining, plotting and observing. Living off his foolishness and superstition. Glory to the All father! SWWWHHAAAAAWH!!!6yr ⋅ fatboybengt ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen