A friend whom I introduced to the Cosmere had his wife make this for me for Christmas and I am flabbergasted.3yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/Stormlight_Archive
I'll never be too old for this to not be hilarious. My girlfriend was not amused.7yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/funny
Every instinct in my body is telling me that there is a word of power over there. Probably a dragon too.7yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/gaming
My wife starts throwing back tequila shots and all I can think of is...4yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/funny
My fiance and I rescued this little ball of love from the cold and now he is Odin, King of Catsgard.5yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/aww
Someone asks to use this woman’s phone charger because his cigarette lighter in his car doesn’t work. Girl proceeds to think she has been drugged from something on his phone and over reacts all the way home.7yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/facepalm
I don’t think Schroder read that memo the NBA sent correctly.7yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/AtlantaHawks
My body is in Nebraska, but my heart is in Maine. Windjammer Days in Boothbay, ME.6yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/Maine
Girl gets physically ill from her paranoid delusions after touching strangers phone, causing her to believe she was attacked.7yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.7yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Meet Professor Albus Dumbledork the moment he learned of his Order of Derp, First Class.7yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/aww
I👏AM👏ONE👏WITH👏THE👏SHOULDERS👏THE👏SHOULDERS👏ARE👏ONE👏WITH👏ME7yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/CharlotteHornets
These were all found within a 200ft area by a pond in Omaha today.7yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
When your friend from the hood plays Jackbox with you and your family.7yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/funny
A buddy tagged me on Facebook with this and I thought you all might enjoy it.7yr ⋅ DiamondJoeQuimbyJR ⋅ r/funny