It’s hard to pick a favorite S12 contestant, but Victoria has the edge currently2yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/taskmaster
Phil Wang was great in NYC tonight! Didn’t have to haggle for this photo.1yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/taskmaster
And that's how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns.8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Am I the only one that thinks these two would make a great sitcom?3yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/taskmaster
Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N...8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Went to my first-ever political rally tonight in NYC. Elizabeth was truly inspiring.5yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/ElizabethWarren
Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I was a bit on the fence about Beto, but watching his recent CNN interview tempted me to pick this up!5yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/Beto2020
Uh, it's hard for us to leave while you're standing there, mom. Push her down son!8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mom, calm down, the party's not for another three hours. Oh good, that will give me time to add another coat of glaze to the ham.8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I found this signed Newsies CD at Goodwill, can anyone help me identify the signatures (and if they’re genuine)?3yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/Broadway
My dad left my mom after she got hooked on cough crops. By the end, her breath was so fresh... she wasn't really my mother anymore!8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Of course, for safety reasons, we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, the bartender even looks like John Travolta! Yeah... looks like...8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mom, they're professional athletes. They're used to this sort of thing. It rolls right off their backs.8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
One is wearing a green dress, pearls and has a lot of blue hair. A lot of blue hair? What a freak!8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When you participate in the fishing tourney on a friend’s island, only to lose connection which wiped out a day of progress 😪4yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
On one of my frequent trips to the ground, I noticed Malloy wore sneakers... for SNEAKING.8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three R's: reading TV Guide, umm... writing to TV Guide, and renewing TV Guide.8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Got a used CD copy of Kid A today at a flea market, came with the hidden booklet!8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/radiohead
Look, you pull its tail straight, and it curls back up again! Curly, straight! Curly, straight!8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
That's not enough, we demand more asbestos! MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS!8yr ⋅ deepfriedcertified ⋅ r/TheSimpsons