“Inter got the easier path to the final” mfs when I show them my superior ball knowledge. Owned nerds! GO SNAKES!!! 🐍 🏆1yr ⋅ Darkseidwas ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
I think the Snakes of Syria Calcium can totally win the Champions Bowl 🐍🏆1yr ⋅ Darkseidwas ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
xG is the most important indicator of a team's overall performance mfs when I tell them their xB(expected bitches) is 0(they suddenly don't like statistics anymore)2yr ⋅ Darkseidwas ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Football started in '92 mfs when I tell them that the Rovers of Blackburn are a more successful club than the Spurs of North London2yr ⋅ Darkseidwas ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Hi Yank here, my son is very into soccer lately and he supports this team, the Red Devils, I'm worried they may be satanic, should I let him watch soccer?2yr ⋅ Darkseidwas ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk
Who would've imagined? It's not like they are world-class strikers or anything /s2yr ⋅ Darkseidwas ⋅ r/soccercirclejerk