The original. Never forget why we do it

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Corporate thanks you

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Mmm refreshing

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Thanks Google

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Romania 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

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(disturbing)

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Every. Single. Christmas.

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think this might help

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Jesus among us

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The ultimate sport

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Fixed the tweet

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irl speed

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mmm, my favourite

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It's fun to make new friends

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so you're telling me you think?

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please turn off

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Oi

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Philosophy for lobsters

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this was just too easy not to do it...

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I don't have photoshop right now but I had to

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We all are

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Must be, I read it on the interwebs

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bababooey

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holesome 100

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😳

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biden visits pennsylvania

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Duh, it's a mirror ya dummy

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when Hitler first met Mussolini

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🦧

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Scary time

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nice ass required

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A (k)nock (k)nock joke

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Am i doing it the right way?

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Andrew Tate Comes Out

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Thanks for my college tuition, dad

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So afraid

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lobsterwoman

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Snort snort

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Whoopsie daisies

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Lobstered my local newspaper

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You’ve done coke on a crab, but have you ever done

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Now we can accurately gauge the speed of lobsters

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Please... No more...

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wide

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Top Ghost

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I got photoshop working I had to

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Well that makes sense

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sup ma ma

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Very tasty indeed

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👁👃👁

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It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

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The first rule about pretending to be an ambulance siren, is do not talk about pretending to be an ambulance siren

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Uncle Bill kinda sus

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well boys we got em

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I trusted you h

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Man, the stings.

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She’s proud of it too

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When your crush sits next to you and her leg touches yours

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Not sure if handmade is allowed, but here's a card I modified for my brother's birthday

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judas was the impostor

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I love going to the aquarium

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Bridge of crime

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L U O V E

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Geography 101

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Freakazoid was a really progressive cartoon for the time!

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Happens

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Lolicons are pedophiles

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This great shirt that my wife found on Redbubble

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Morgan Beeman

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real life lobster

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DEAR GOD

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Now do ya?

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sexualities simplified

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Flap thier wing

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Ouch :(

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King

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Bottom G

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Vegas is hard

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Bit of a disappointment really

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I'm sorry Jon

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introverts be like:

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perfect aid for the throat

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Wanna defeat your opponent at chess just move your bishop to their ass

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Ahh yes finally !

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I'm in Italy and it has been 5 weeks since the last time I went out

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It didn't go so well

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Banks be like:

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Darker Green offspring of Odin.

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Their king:

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Doomed

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Thanos really likes plushies

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The original is just as true

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How rude

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I’m doing my part 🫡

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Luigi

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im sorry ladies

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Excellent rebuttal

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This is concerning news

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Starting the year with a lobster alignment chart

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Very concerning

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U HAVE TREAD UPON MY DOMAIN & MUST NOW SUFFER

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This is beyond science

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delicious cake!!

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bussy fever

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Twitter is weird

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Fixed his bad take

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As requested by It-chaos

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Keep the streets and the sheets clean

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Since it's camping season again soon (OC)

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im gonna go spend all of my life savings on poopoofartshitcacacoin

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Fun facts about your brain!

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Low effort

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So rude.

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Sam would never do this...

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Full disclosure this isnt mine but I thought it fit here.

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I don’t think I’ve ever actually listened to the song if I’m being honest

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arson

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cocktor's diagnosis

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He's finally doing it

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He met Mario

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FTFY

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:))))

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First lobster

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Vince McMahon returns to WWE, 2023

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I’ve heard a lot of people say that, but to be fair Kanye himself said that. So it must be true.

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He had some fun hobbies

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Elon explains the Twitter API outage

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They sad :(

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ACAB

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Is this allowed?

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Lets enjoy

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gg

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Not much else to do

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Hi Sun, I'm Dad

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Ant

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I give up titiling this

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it is true

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Here we go again with Ed staying up all night

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What a terrible manager 😡

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noo my k yboard is brok n

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It's true though

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Sounds about right

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Potato

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Another poster from that penn rest stop

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I know the word was already there, but where's the fun in that?

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people

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Italian is a very nice language

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funny meth guy

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