This is the greatest heckle I've ever received and it wasn't even intentional.Mar 28 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
My battle with Americans online continues. Their spelling remains dubious.Jan 18 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
I find it weird that Americans think Australia is dangerous.Apr 14 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
Australia Day is coming up so here’s a joke about the acknowledgement of country.Jan 23 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
On stage for 30 seconds before some lady starts yelling ‘FAIL’ at me.Jan 30 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy ⋅ #30
Hello Adelaide, I'm an Australian comedian and I'm back in town in August with some tour shows. It would be very cool to pack them out so here's a joke. I hope you dig it enough to consider buying a ticket. Cheers.Jul 1 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/Adelaide
Hey Penrith, hope you’re well. I’m an Australian comedian and I’ve got a show coming up at The Joan on April 24th. It’s my first time out this way, would love to pack it out. Here’s a joke about how much we dislike politicians in this country. Cheers.Apr 21 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/Penrith
Hello, hope you're well. I'm an Australian comedian and I'm doing a show in Katoomba on Dec 12th. It's run by the good people at Blue Mountains Comedy so I'd love to pack it out for them. I did one last year which was great so hopefully you turn up again. It's also BYO so you can save some $$.Dec 2025 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/bluemountains
I do think we should change the date of Australia Day but I don’t know how it’s gonna work.Jan 26 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
Hey Wollongong mates, I’m an Australian comedian and I’ve got a show at IPAC on Sept 5th. Here’s a joke. Cheers.Aug 18 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/wollongong
Hello GC mates, I’m an Australian comedian and I’ve got a show coming up at the Mermaid Waters Hotel on Nov 13th. It’s hard to shift tickets when you’re not on TV/radio so I hope you like this joke enough to come have a look. Cheers!Nov 2025 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/GoldCoast
Australia needs America, but we don’t like that we need America. Nov 2024 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
Hey Brisbane mates, hope this is OK but I’m an Australian comedian doing the comedy festival for the first time. They’ve given me a large room and oh boy is there space for my first show tomorrow. So I thought I’d share a joke, and if dig it you can get half-priced tickets with code MUG241. Cheers. May 2024 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/brisbane
Hey Wellington, hope you're well. I'm an Australian comedian and I've got a show coming up at San Fran. Ticket sales are... bleak. It's my first NZ tour and I'd love to change that so if you're after some stand-up, come down? I can't post videos here but there's a bunch on my profile. Cheers!Jun 2025 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/Wellington
America really is the land of the free and home of the brave.Jul 20 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
Hey Perth mates, hope this is allowed. I'm an Australian comedian in town for Fringe World and I'll be honest, getting people through the door this year has been tricky (cost of living, I get it). But here's a joke, and I hope you enjoy it enough to maybe take a punt and come see me live. Cheers!Feb 2024 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/perth ⋅ #cost-of-living-I-get-it #cost-of-living #I-get-it
Hey Newy, I’m a stand-up comedian and I’m doing a show at Newcastle Comedy Festival on July 24th. There’s still plenty of tickets available, so I thought I’d post this joke and hope some of you like it enough to come down. Cheers.Jun 24 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/newcastle
Hey Cairns, I'm an Australian comedian and I'm coming up your way in October. I've got a tour show at Laughing Heart Comedy which is a great local club and I'd love to pack it out for them. Here's a joke about fertility, hope you like it enough to come have a look. Cheers.Jul 5 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/Cairns
Hello Sydney mates, I'm a local comedian who's mostly here for the sandwich recommendations but I've got some shows coming up at the comedy festival in Chatswood, Marrickville & Darling Harbour. Would love you to come through if you're around. Other acts I rate are: Tom Witcombe, Kate Dolan & Waka.May 5 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/SydneyScene
Hey mate, hope this is OK, I’m an Australian comedian coming your way on tour for the first time on October 5th. I’d love more bodies in the room as early sales have been well... quiet. Hopefully you enjoy this joke and might come check it out live. All good if not. Cheers! Sep 2024 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/ballarat
Perth mates, I’m an Australian comedian who’s at Fringe World for the first time this week. I’d love you to come through, I’m independent (no agent, PR) so word of mouth is all I’ve got. Hope you dig the clip, and I see you at the show. Cheers.Jan 2023 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/perth ⋅ #no-agent-PR #no-agent #PR
Hey mates, just a quick reminder that I'm taking my comedy tour to Wollongong on Friday night. Unibar is a massive venue and oh boy are there tickets available, always hard moving tickets as an indie act so I hope you dig this joke and I see you there. On sale now at Moshtix!Nov 2023 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/wollongong
Hey Bendigo, I'm coming to town for the first time on October 19th as part of the Bendigo Comedy Festival. I hope it's OK but I thought I might share a joke in here in the hopes you might come down and see me live. Heaps of other great acts in town too, highly recommend Luke Heggie & Chris Ryan. Oct 2024 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/Bendigo
Perth mates, just wanted to let you know that tickets to shows at the comedy festival in April/May are only $25 until 12pm March 12. Full transparency, I'm a comedian myself but it's a $10+ discount so take advantage! We know tickets are expensive. Here's a joke of mine to make this post less dry.Mar 2025 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/perth
Boy names are hard, but not as hard as stopping this lady talking.Jun 2025 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
Hey Blue Mountains mates, I just wanted to let you know about a comedy show happening in the area on March 23rd. The promotor is a local dude who's working real hard because he wants to make it a regular tour stop for other stand-up shows. Hope you enjoy this joke enough to come down. Cheers!Mar 2024 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/bluemountains
Breaking News: Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself again.Jul 2020 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Currently at Fringe World in Perth until Feb 15th. Last time I was in town a drunk lady heckled me and things escalated quickly. I bet you didn't guess what she does for a living...Feb 9 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
Hey mates, hope you're well. I'm an Australian comedian doing a show in Gosford this Friday at Drifter's Wharf. It's my first time doing a show there, if you felt like coming through there's plenty of tickets available. You can grab them on Oztix. Otherwise hope you enjoy this joke. Cheers.Nov 2022 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/centralcoastnsw
Wollongong mates, hope this is OK... I’m doing a comedy show at the Builder’s Club July 19th and ticket sales are slow. I hope you might dig this joke enough to come and check it out - all good if not! Cheers. Jul 2024 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/wollongong
Finding out live that your mate's Dad has married a Nun... twice.Feb 2024 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
I’ve got nothing against neurodiverse people but I don’t like the term neurodiversity.Feb 3 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
When English is your first language it’s hard to learn a second.Jun 29 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
Hey Perth, I’m back in town for the comedy festival this weekend. You sold out my shows at the State Theatre Centre (thank you!) so I added one more at Rechabite May 1st at 6:30pm. Here’s a joke, hope you dig it enough to come down. Cheers!Apr 28 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/perth ⋅ #6
I want to know what’s a better cure: penicillin or Kevin Hart.May 2020 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
There’s a heatwave in the UK right now. I’ve experienced a Scottish heatwave before and as an Australian I’ve gotta say... cute.May 27 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
Wollongong, I'm an Australian comedian and I'm coming to your town on tour November 3rd. It's a big venue - and I don't get media coverage so I gotta hope you dig this clip enough to come through and have a look. I've toured the show around the UK & Australia, tickets on sale at Moshtix. Cheers.Oct 2023 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/wollongong
A joke about sex education that always bombs on social media. Hope you guys enjoy it.May 11 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
Bogans in Australia are the same as red necks in the USA. Do you agree?Jul 31 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
Hey mates, hope you're well. I'm a stand-up comedian doing a trial show with Luke Heggie in Wollongong tomorrow night. It's two hours of comedy, and just $12 at The Side Door Theatre. If you're into that kind of thing give it a look, Heggie is genuinely one of the best in the country. Cheers.Feb 2023 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/wollongong ⋅ #12
I met Australia’s #1 Sushi Chef according to his aunt. Aug 2023 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy ⋅ #1
I’m heading back to Perth this weekend to tell them this joke in person. Never realised how sensitive the FIFO community was until now.Apr 26 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
There’s 1000 people in this sub now. I’m so chuffed. I genuinely had that as a goal and thought it would take forever. I promise to keep the stand-up coming. Until then enjoy this exchange... when people complain about my Australia Day jokes I’m happy to meet them in the comments.Jan 28 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton ⋅ #1000
I was on stage at Adelaide Fringe when I found out America invaded Iran.Mar 1 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
A joke about why Australians make fun of Americans that gets a bit dark. Hope you dig it! Nov 2024 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
Everything has changed about Australia Day apart from the date.Jan 2025 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
Did a joke about men masturbating more than women, got corrected. Jul 2023 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
Bucks party had been heckling all night so I thought they might need some attention.Dec 2023 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
Bogans are winning in Australia and it's not even close. Nov 2024 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
Just a reminder that my Australian/NZ tour is starting this month. Just added shows in Canberra, Newcastle & Geelong. I’ve never sold this many tickets in advance before and it feels really nice. If you know anyone send them along!Aug 5 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
A guy fainted right before I got on stage in London, thought I should address it. Jun 2023 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
Hello, I'll be at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival from March 26-April 19. If you live down there or have any mates down there please do let them know. Ticket link the comments, other acts I recommend seeing are: Mike Rice, Ed Night, Dan Rath & Sean Collier.Mar 25 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton ⋅ #19 #26
Got corrected by an American on geography... about my own country. Rough.Feb 2023 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
Hello Mugheads, just a quick reminder that I'm currently on tour around Australia. Adelaide, Canberra, Gold Coast, Melbourne, Penrith, Sydney, Perth, Brisbane & Newcastle. I promise stand-up comedy is way better live so come on down. More dates coming soon...Mar 10 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
Hello, if any of you are in Sydney my shows at the comedy festival kick off this weekend. I promise this promo will stop soon and I'll get back to posting niche Australian jokes to a mostly American audience. Cheers.May 6 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/DanielMuggleton
I had to leave the UK in December 2019, turned out to be pretty good timing really.Sep 2021 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy ⋅ #2019
My debut special 'Let's Never Hang Out' is airing on Australian TV (I'm Australian), but you can watch it anywhere on Amazon Prime Video. Here's a joke about Only Children & China. Cheers.Dec 2020 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
My least shared clip ever, probably because it’s about only children.Jul 2020 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
Do you agree? From my special ‘Let’s Never Hang Our’ which is on Amazon Prime.Apr 2020 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
When people say ‘I don’t see colour.’ It’s a clip from a free comedy special I released on YouTube called ‘3 Stripes’. Hope you dig it.May 2020 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy ⋅ #3
How do the British stay thin with their diet? I got a theory...Feb 2020 ⋅ DanielMuggleton ⋅ r/StandUpComedy
