Now, this is the room with electricity, but it has too much electricity. So I don't know, you might want to wear a hat.Jan 25 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Little Jumpshid, The store is in your hands. Oh how I have waited for this day!Jan 21 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
That's it, Homer. I'm taking your caricature down from Mount Lushmore, and I'm pulling your favorite song out of the jukebox.Jan 24 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
For those wondering if it’s possible to perform a clean install of Windows 11 on an Intel Mac via Bootcamp, YES, you CAN. No need to upgrade via Windows 10Oct 2021 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/mac
Sorry NI, I'm not updating and definitely not buying Kontakt 8. Worst marketing strategy ever.Feb 2025 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/NativeInstruments
For those wondering if it’s possible to perform a clean install of Windows 11 on an Intel Mac via Bootcamp, YES, you CAN. No need to upgrade via Windows 10Oct 2021 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/bootcamp
As expected, New Springfield’s bold experiment in slob rule is a disaster. Scientists say they’re also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner they tend to use lowbrow expressions like “Oh, yeah?” and “C’mere a minute”.Mar 9 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer, I think you'd agree that I've put up with a lot in this marriage.Sep 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey...This is Homer Simpson saying howdy to all the girls out there in radio-land.Oct 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Good news everyone! I got in a fight with the garbagemen and they're cutting off our service!Apr 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, I always wanted to be a teamster. So lazy and surly. Mind if I relax next to you?Jan 8 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How dare you destroy my valuable wall and spill my priceless lemon juice?!Oct 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
And guess who’s been practicing medicine without a license? That’s right. Homer Simpson.Mar 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't get it. They like Itchy, they like Scratchy. One knob tastes funny. What more do they want?Oct 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
How did Flanders become the unquestioned lord and master of the world?Jun 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We should...be...careful...not to speak...unless...it's...absolutely...pos-i-tively...necessary.Jun 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!Apr 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I can’t believe I got booted off the team for Mr. Businessman. I bet I’Il get a little respect once I get that Harvard diploma.Apr 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you’re planning to visit Rand McNally, be careful: natives wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.Apr 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And now, the final ordeal: The Paddling of the Swollen Ass... With Paddles.Apr 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My name's already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nahasapeemapet-whatever. From now on, I'm only marrying for love...and possibly once more for money.Sep 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ah crap, there's a clog in the torso chute! Leroy! Get your ass in gear!Apr 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, I didn't think I was rehabilitated, but I guess they needed the extra bed.Apr 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ooh, sounds delish! Let me just toss some jeans on and I - wait a minute! Who is this?!Apr 2024 ⋅ da_Red ⋅ r/TheSimpsons