Got up extra early just to make a special traditional breakfast for the parents. Instead of having a good time i got yelled at for using the expensive teabags, at which point they both got up and left.

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My dad (who has no idea how to cook) knew I’d be in meetings all day so he woke up extra early and made me pancakes + coffee. They tasted awful but they were such a wonderful surprise and i love this man.

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Why does kid-invoker say double damage is like free exort? Exort doesn’t give damage. Is he stupid?

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1800s soldier dying of toxins from Tetanus. It fully tenses your muscles, preventing you from breathing. The strongest body muscles flex the most, so your back arches up. Your facial muscles also tense up, forming the iconic “Rictus grin”, which is why the disease is also known as the grinning death

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Y’all haven’t lived till you’ve tried my dad’s “vegetarian pancakes”

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This bad boy is a pandora virus, a genus of virus so large that it has its own metabolic genes and is thought to be the missing link between viruses and cells. In fact, it is so large that it even has viruses of its own (viruses of a virus)!

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Hi new player here! Anyone know how i can access this “side shop”?

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Dr. Ignaz Semmelweis, 19th century doctor and a pioneer of hand-washing. He claimed that a major cause of childbirth mortality is due to doctors not washing hands. However, his ideas were rejected, giving him a mental breakdown and landing him in an asylum. He is now known as the Saviour of Mothers

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spirit warrior? ursa breaker?

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LifeSci profs in a nutshell

4yr ⋅

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Fuck the ttc

4yr ⋅

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Checkmate atheists

4yr ⋅

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Tried to make a nice pomegranate stew with meatballs. It was supposed to be purple but i...um... well here it is

4yr ⋅

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See what you did? You made kitty sad

5yr ⋅

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Feeling sad so i made myself this 4 egg spinach&feta monstrosity. My secret ingredient? A touch of maple syrup

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Brexit: threatens to close off the English channel EU:

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Potential? ✅ meme-ability? ✅ cats? ✅ invest now!

5yr ⋅

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When you can’t find the blank template for your meme

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AI are becoming smarter

5yr ⋅

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Dad, can you tell me a BEDTIME PARADOX?

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When you see that almost 200 countries are in the Paris Climate agreement and are trying to make actual change

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Bedtime paradox 2.0

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[homemade] health night fish n veggies

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