Got up extra early just to make a special traditional breakfast for the parents. Instead of having a good time i got yelled at for using the expensive teabags, at which point they both got up and left.

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My dad (who has no idea how to cook) knew I’d be in meetings all day so he woke up extra early and made me pancakes + coffee. They tasted awful but they were such a wonderful surprise and i love this man.

Oct 2020 ⋅

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Why does kid-invoker say double damage is like free exort? Exort doesn’t give damage. Is he stupid?

Nov 2023 ⋅

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1800s soldier dying of toxins from Tetanus. It fully tenses your muscles, preventing you from breathing. The strongest body muscles flex the most, so your back arches up. Your facial muscles also tense up, forming the iconic “Rictus grin”, which is why the disease is also known as the grinning death

Feb 2019 ⋅

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Y’all haven’t lived till you’ve tried my dad’s “vegetarian pancakes”

Mar 2022 ⋅

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Dr. Ignaz Semmelweis, 19th century doctor and a pioneer of hand-washing. He claimed that a major cause of childbirth mortality is due to doctors not washing hands. However, his ideas were rejected, giving him a mental breakdown and landing him in an asylum. He is now known as the Saviour of Mothers

Feb 2019 ⋅

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spirit warrior? ursa breaker?

Dec 2019 ⋅

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Hi new player here! Anyone know how i can access this “side shop”?

Nov 2019 ⋅

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This bad boy is a pandora virus, a genus of virus so large that it has its own metabolic genes and is thought to be the missing link between viruses and cells. In fact, it is so large that it even has viruses of its own (viruses of a virus)!

Feb 2019 ⋅

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Tried to make a nice pomegranate stew with meatballs. It was supposed to be purple but i...um... well here it is

Jul 2020 ⋅

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LifeSci profs in a nutshell

Oct 2019 ⋅

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Fuck the ttc

Nov 2019 ⋅

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Checkmate atheists

Nov 2019 ⋅

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Feeling sad so i made myself this 4 egg spinach&feta monstrosity. My secret ingredient? A touch of maple syrup

Mar 2022 ⋅

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See what you did? You made kitty sad

Dec 2018 ⋅

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[homemade] health night fish n veggies

Oct 2020 ⋅

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Brexit: threatens to close off the English channel EU:

Dec 2018 ⋅

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Potential? ✅ meme-ability? ✅ cats? ✅ invest now!

Dec 2018 ⋅

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When you can’t find the blank template for your meme

Dec 2018 ⋅

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AI are becoming smarter

Dec 2018 ⋅

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Dad, can you tell me a BEDTIME PARADOX?

Dec 2018 ⋅

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When you see that almost 200 countries are in the Paris Climate agreement and are trying to make actual change

Dec 2018 ⋅

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Bedtime paradox 2.0

Dec 2018 ⋅

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