Fast asleep. I guess I’d better get used to typing with one hand.2yr ⋅ Capt_Bigglesworth ⋅ r/PartyParrot
When you prefer some ‘spice’ with your gravel... Salisbury Plain, UK3yr ⋅ Capt_Bigglesworth ⋅ r/gravelcycling
After a massive party at the vets for a nail trim & a chat with several dogs, the nurses and the receptionist, it’s time for a kip5yr ⋅ Capt_Bigglesworth ⋅ r/PartyParrot
In hindsight, letting my little, green, Velociraptor watch ‘Jurassic Park’ with me may have been a mistake!4yr ⋅ Capt_Bigglesworth ⋅ r/PartyParrot
I make little runesticks like this one, and I’m looking for funny/stupid shit to write on them. For example, this one says “Get paid, get laid, gatorade” and I have another that says “so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties”. Any suggestions?2yr ⋅ Capt_Bigglesworth ⋅ r/Norsemen
Came to Athens, booked a hotel that overlooks the Acropolis. Just got to my room5yr ⋅ Capt_Bigglesworth ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Finally got a shopping home delivery slot. Thought I was ordering a bunch.4yr ⋅ Capt_Bigglesworth ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Now you can have beautiful jewellery made from a loved ones teeth. What better way to remember the dearly departed5yr ⋅ Capt_Bigglesworth ⋅ r/trashy
New ‘continental style’ bar opening in our English market town. What “continental” actually means is open for debate.3yr ⋅ Capt_Bigglesworth ⋅ r/facepalm