Pun game: Strong.

Dec 2016 ⋅ ⋅

MFW I really want to masturbate but my grandfather died last week and I'm scared he's watching me.

Jan 2015 ⋅

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I nudge you so you wake up then I loves on you so you can't be mad

Apr 2012 ⋅

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I used old book pages on a lampshade to give my reading lamp a little something extra

Apr 2012 ⋅

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[THANKS]!! Sarah, I don't know your username, come take credit for giving me this China Glaze Urban Night

Nov 2013 ⋅

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Sand Ballet Water Marble [FA]

Apr 2013 ⋅

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[FA] I was feeling ambitious so I took an interstellar adventure...Galaxy nails.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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How I feel about that guy who sits on the erg next to me at the gym and thrashes around on it like a drunk gorilla with a Napoleon complex.

Feb 2012 ⋅

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I don't know how I saw this, but I came from full sprint to dead stop in record time

Jul 2012 ⋅

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My friend had to do a project about A Modest Proposal and this was the end product

Apr 2012 ⋅

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