Just adopted Ayra and saw she had one black bean while she was cuddling her blanket

Dec 2017 ⋅ ⋅

This leek at work was wavy.

Mar 2016 ⋅

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When my boss see me and a co-worker joking around.

Oct 2012 ⋅

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When I come home to see my roommates eating my food.

Sep 2012 ⋅

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Fuck you, brain.

Aug 2012 ⋅

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How I feel when I get a day off

Mar 2012 ⋅

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Good Guy Luis CK

Dec 2011 ⋅

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How I feel almost every night.

Dec 2011 ⋅

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How to troll your neighbors

Dec 2011 ⋅

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I was always pumped when these were in my lunch box.

Sep 2012 ⋅

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Classic Kolbane

Nov 2012 ⋅

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Ranger's newest goalie

Apr 2013 ⋅

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Proud Daddy

Nov 2011 ⋅

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Horsey ride!

Sep 2011 ⋅

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Oh....

Feb 2014 ⋅

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Favorite pair in my collection

Jan 2013 ⋅

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Mhm... Mhm. I know some of these words...

Nov 2012 ⋅

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Most awkward trip to Taco Bell.... EVER.

Sep 2011 ⋅

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How I feel on my days off

Aug 2011 ⋅

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Hey Bettman.

Oct 2012 ⋅

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People can be such assholes sometimes.

Feb 2013 ⋅

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Bear Grylls on reddit.

Sep 2011 ⋅

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So I Think its safe to say, Fuck This Guy.

Apr 2012 ⋅

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Used to watch this guy all the time.

Oct 2012 ⋅

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You stole my Charizard!

Sep 2011 ⋅

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Not awkward at all...

Sep 2011 ⋅

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I present: Sophie whom I rescued from a shelter on Christmas.

Mar 2012 ⋅

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Beef loin

Aug 2011 ⋅

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The best are you kidding me face I could do.

Aug 2011 ⋅

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My face when I get an upvote

Aug 2011 ⋅

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The look on both of their faces says it all.

May 2012 ⋅

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Grilled lamb with au jus, steamed clam, and seafood pilaf.

Oct 2011 ⋅

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Aww your grandma made cook... oh...

Jan 2012 ⋅

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Sweeping our nation

Aug 2011 ⋅

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Cellphone rage (happens too often)

Jun 2011 ⋅

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Just checking to see if its real...

Sep 2011 ⋅

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That's not Fred...

Sep 2011 ⋅

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Seriously..

Jul 2011 ⋅

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nickles rage

Sep 2011 ⋅

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Checking my facebook on my birthday.

Jun 2012 ⋅

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Time for breakfast [fb]

Oct 2012 ⋅

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Crazy Laundry Bitch

Nov 2011 ⋅

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What a deal!

Feb 2012 ⋅

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Where did Mommy come from?

Sep 2011 ⋅

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Holy shit Steve!

Sep 2012 ⋅

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More catnip? Oh no I cant...arghghguhg

Oct 2011 ⋅

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I refuse to believe that these fit in anyone's ears comfortably and securely [FIXED]

Feb 2012 ⋅

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