The fire extinguisher at this Ikea in Montreal was serviced by Robert J

Jul 2015 ⋅ ⋅

MRW when I unexpectedly see a friend at the mall

Jan 2015 ⋅

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How I know my dad was the first to drink milk.

May 2012 ⋅

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Perfect sunset, perfect grass, perfect bike

May 2016 ⋅

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Sometimes I get bored living alone

Oct 2012 ⋅

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My green laser turns yellow when pointed at the tint on my car windows.

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Pocket kitty

Nov 2013 ⋅

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A guy I know shared 12 powerball clickbaits in under a day

Jan 2016 ⋅

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When a single hair stands on end

Mar 2016 ⋅

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I wouldn't really consider off as a 5th setting.

Jan 2014 ⋅

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I took this picture at 9:52 last night.

Feb 2014 ⋅

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Empty lines at the bottom of the file I'm going to work on.

Mar 2013 ⋅

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The definition of 1 cup is different in the instructions and on the cup itself.

Aug 2013 ⋅

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Just realized just how ugly my DH is after exiting a game.

May 2012 ⋅

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Every now and then my dog will startle me by standing like this. Then she stares for 5 minutes.

Feb 2012 ⋅

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Conversation at work with a man with Down's

Dec 2011 ⋅

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Is it just me or does she have a reaaaally big head?

Apr 2012 ⋅

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