The first time we see Cyril in the pilot, he's walking out of the same room Lana just walked out of, tucking in his shirt. Sex Addict.6yr ⋅ AustinXTyler ⋅ r/ArcherFX
I used Calm on a bandit and he decided to sit and enjoy the view. Too bad I had to run him through...8yr ⋅ AustinXTyler ⋅ r/skyrim
She decided in the middle of yoga class was the best time to get me to try vaping6yr ⋅ AustinXTyler ⋅ r/teenagers
When the rando takes so long to hack that you climb the nearby hills, browse reddit, scour your house for a charger, box the car in, than finally give in and quit7yr ⋅ AustinXTyler ⋅ r/gtaonline
Bouncy balls? Check. Shades? Check. Pocket knives? Check. Bigass monkey wrench that I named Natascha? Checkity check.7yr ⋅ AustinXTyler ⋅ r/Junkdrawers
With the help of Mr. Blowback and Abumarf, I now have something I consider very much my own, despite the two most excruciating hours of my life6yr ⋅ AustinXTyler ⋅ r/balisong
NTD My Amarey Gen 2 trainer. She’s not much, but she’s lubed up and spring loaded. It’s a huge step up from the $5 Chinese piece of shit I bought at first.6yr ⋅ AustinXTyler ⋅ r/balisong
Ignoring the terrible quality, a Farragut-Class Capital Ship jumped into a conflict zone just before I could choose a side. How often does this happen?6yr ⋅ AustinXTyler ⋅ r/EliteDangerous
My manager offered me an opening shift the night before, and I took it without realizing I had taken a closing shift from a coworker the same night. Never again.7yr ⋅ AustinXTyler ⋅ r/Chipotle
Every time we build an American Flag, the commies come to tear it down. But we won't let that happen this time!7yr ⋅ AustinXTyler ⋅ r/place