Mom capture everything on video camera, include it in Harvard application.9yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Now I have to look that pervert Lane Pratley in the eye. And he thinks I'm your pimp.9yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Probably the same people with I DON'T CO-PARENT WITH THE GOVERNMENT lawn signs. Wappingers Falls2yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/hudsonvalley
Miss Basinger, those red pumps you wore in LA Confidential were fabulous.8yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'll be drinking orange juice from a coffee mug while you still drinking it from your little itty-bitty Peggy Hill paper cup!9yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
And the man walked around the world and said to the king, sir, I come from France. Circumference!9yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
ATM spat out 60s-80s $1 bills so I withdrew about 40 before the old bills dried up6yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/papermoney
I unemployed, where my check? Your last employer filed an objection...9yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Did you know she only sleeps with him on his birthday and Christmas?10yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Okay, then give me 400 Sacajawea coins, 18 Susan B. Anthonys, two North Carolina quarters and a Utah.10yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I know the way back to my car, but my driver can't seem to find the on-ramp to 35 south.9yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Sorry I'm almost late, sir. I tried that new left-turn lane on 4th.9yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. Where's the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now? And so on.9yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't know if all parents are biased when they watch their kids kiss other kids...8yr ⋅ archfapper ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill