what is this ‘procedure’ ?

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Advice

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Do not

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I’m not a fan of rabbit “teeth”

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Be sure to thank the boys mom

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“officer”

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ANAL

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Should I doubt the safety of my holidays?

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This has to be a classic.

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Billy the “CRACK” and “LSD” addict

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This a bad situation for any female Barista who works here today

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Could you grab me a binder from the supply closet?

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I didn’t eat them, I “had” them

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Yes, officer, I'm 21

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I didn’t eat them, I “had” them

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Nice sentiment but man this feels weird to read

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sprinting

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Oh no Timmy....

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Rightfully suspicious quotes

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I would hope it is.

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I prefer cookies

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“Melania”

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Hmmmmm

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Quelle?

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What service?

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“Delicious” “butter”

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I want to touch it

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Do not insert elsewhere, do not insert elsewhere...

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Allan, Kens “buddy”

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A tree fell on my fence. Making the best of it while I negotiate the repair.

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So I guess it wasn't an Alfredo sauce spill after all?

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Oh...my

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“Heroes”

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hmmm

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Work email I got this morning. Should I go?

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So what kind of milk are we talking, exactly?

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Starbucks is offering everything these days

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“Turn off” “Wifi”

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duck 🤔

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Why, yes, yes I am pregnant

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Spaghetti

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“Atrocities”

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Define “one”

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I guess I am supposed to steal them?

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law

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Enjoy this jello and cottage cheese salad

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I'd rather not touch the 'rock', thanks

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Quotes are like flies, just ignore them

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Please tell me it’s not human.

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It is neither fast or cash.

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UHMMMMM

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I’m not sure if this is a legit vitamin

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Make sure You don't steal

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You are being rescued, please do not resist

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Milk

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very 'easy' and 'effective'

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RIP mom

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The Meta of Suspicious Quotes

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Uhh so what are we actually watching?

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Sir this is the Police

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ah yes, 65... “times”...

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the courts have declared many times they don't have to.

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“Award Winning”

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Uh, what kinda teacher again?

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Found this at work today

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What do they think I'm growing?

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Love me some “pizza”!

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“work accidents”

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My ‘fully vaccinated’ dad seeing his grandkids for the first time since Covid

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Received from my father and stepmother when we announced we were expecting. Uh... “thanks”?

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This is on all county sheriff vehicles...

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Suspicious shopping request from my wife

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Is there some sort of seal-based pun I'm missing?

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7-11’s sandwiches in Japan

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The pharmacy thinks I'm fueling someone's drug habit.

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“P”ackages

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Is “dipping powder” code for cocaine?

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Who was sitting in front of him?

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real fact

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Positive

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My brother in the states found this and gave me permission to post it.

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This sign at a hotel I stayed in last night

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The style of this vegetarian product.

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“M”

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I wonder if there’s a name for this old-fashioned schoolhouse type of decor

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The power of this subreddit

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A cocktail that's finished with 'love'...

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There has to be a place for misplaced syllable markers.. this is just wrong

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I truly can’t make sense of the sporadic use of quotations.

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“Children”

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TOES shoes found at a thrift store

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livin' in the project's

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The authorities have got wise to our Dance Parties

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Are you though?

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I'm really rich!

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... a lot going on here

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Putin

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“actual chicken”

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Vitamin D

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Suspicious Buffet “Pizza”

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Restrooms

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I don't think we'll be returning from our AirBnB this weekend...

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This website for a “spa” has me uncomfortable

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“An Adamant Object”

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Intentionally suspicious quotes on a poster outside the Freemason lodge, at a busy intersection in downtown Boston

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Someone put this up in my shops bathroom.

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Facebook comments for an article about skinny jeans

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Oh... Was I here before?

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Suspicious church

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I think they think this is art.

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This might explain alot

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Homosexuality

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The sink is no place for your dirty dishes

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“Bagels”

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This is just suspicious all around

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Certainly not a Cult Leader

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“actual chicken”

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Not suspicious at all...

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HE sees you!

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If that even is her name

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mother”

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Seen in a thrift store

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Yes... “Ohio”

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Found behind my local gas station

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Curious as to whats in Costco’s “soup”

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Doubt it.

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Can someone please tell me what they are doing with Keanu Reeves

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“MEAT SERVICE”

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At a memorial for a murdered MP

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Found in r/antiwork

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If you say so.

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science magazines

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Where did the baby *really* come from?

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This sign has been in my family since I was a kid and was passed on to me by my dad when my wife and I married

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Bravo for this “champion”

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“Extra” hour of sleep...

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Is Emmanuel Macron an alias?

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Mmm Mmm Mmm!

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Definitely entering this “mirror”

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“Befriended”

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It “restricts” my boy’s breathing!

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I never got an answer

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We all know it’s not ACTUALLY purifying

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Loving tribute to mother-in-law or sarcastic diatribe?

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Parts Inside

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So, can we park here overnight?

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so... wait... WERE they crabs, or.....??

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