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Advice

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I’m not a fan of rabbit “teeth”

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ANAL

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Be sure to thank the boys mom

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Should I doubt the safety of my holidays?

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Billy the “CRACK” and “LSD” addict

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This a bad situation for any female Barista who works here today

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Could you grab me a binder from the supply closet?

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This has to be a classic.

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I didn’t eat them, I “had” them

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Yes, officer, I'm 21

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Nice sentiment but man this feels weird to read

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Spice up the comment section by adding well-placed quote marks.

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sprinting

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“Melania”

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Oh no Timmy....

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I would hope it is.

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Rightfully suspicious quotes

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Quelle?

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I want to touch it

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Do not insert elsewhere, do not insert elsewhere...

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A tree fell on my fence. Making the best of it while I negotiate the repair.

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I prefer cookies

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I didn’t eat them, I “had” them

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So I guess it wasn't an Alfredo sauce spill after all?

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Oh...my

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This makes me doubt his sincerity.

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hmmm

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“Heroes”

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So what kind of milk are we talking, exactly?

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“Delicious” “butter”

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Work email I got this morning. Should I go?

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What service?

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duck 🤔

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“Atrocities”

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Why, yes, yes I am pregnant

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Enjoy this jello and cottage cheese salad

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Define “one”

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Spaghetti

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“Turn off” “Wifi”

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law

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Allan, Kens “buddy”

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Quotes are like flies, just ignore them

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It is neither fast or cash.

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Starbucks is offering everything these days

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I guess I am supposed to steal them?

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I’m not sure if this is a legit vitamin

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You are being rescued, please do not resist

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Make sure You don't steal

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Uhh so what are we actually watching?

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very 'easy' and 'effective'

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RIP mom

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ah yes, 65... “times”...

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the courts have declared many times they don't have to.

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“Award Winning”

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Milk

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Found this at work today

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This feels like one of those murderer-on-craigslist things

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Uh, what kinda teacher again?

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My ‘fully vaccinated’ dad seeing his grandkids for the first time since Covid

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Received from my father and stepmother when we announced we were expecting. Uh... “thanks”?

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I'd rather not touch the 'rock', thanks

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Please tell me it’s not human.

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This is on all county sheriff vehicles...

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Is there some sort of seal-based pun I'm missing?

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7-11’s sandwiches in Japan

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The pharmacy thinks I'm fueling someone's drug habit.

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Is “dipping powder” code for cocaine?

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My brother in the states found this and gave me permission to post it.

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“P”ackages

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real fact

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UHMMMMM

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The style of this vegetarian product.

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This sign at a hotel I stayed in last night

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Love me some “pizza”!

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The Meta of Suspicious Quotes

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Positive

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Suspicious shopping request from my wife

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I truly can’t make sense of the sporadic use of quotations.

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I wonder if there’s a name for this old-fashioned schoolhouse type of decor

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Who was sitting in front of him?

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A cocktail that's finished with 'love'...

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“Children”

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TOES shoes found at a thrift store

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Sir this is the Police

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“M”

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livin' in the project's

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What do they think I'm growing?

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I'm really rich!

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Putin

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Are you though?

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The power of this subreddit

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... a lot going on here

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The authorities have got wise to our Dance Parties

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Vitamin D

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Suspicious Buffet “Pizza”

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I don't think we'll be returning from our AirBnB this weekend...

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This website for a “spa” has me uncomfortable

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Intentionally suspicious quotes on a poster outside the Freemason lodge, at a busy intersection in downtown Boston

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“An Adamant Object”

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Facebook comments for an article about skinny jeans

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Homosexuality

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Oh... Was I here before?

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Stop! If you came here to post a Silica Gel Pack. You are very clever and we thank you for visiting. However, even the hardworking and diligent mods are sick of seeing it. Please stop posting this suspicious quote.

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This might explain alot

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Some people aren't interested in learning, Cap.

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This is just suspicious all around

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Not suspicious at all...

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If that even is her name

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mother”

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HE sees you!

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Seen in a thrift store

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Yes... “Ohio”

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“work accidents”

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“actual chicken”

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Doubt it.

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Can someone please tell me what they are doing with Keanu Reeves

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At a memorial for a murdered MP

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“MEAT SERVICE”

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Found in r/antiwork

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Curious as to whats in Costco’s “soup”

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If you say so.

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Bravo for this “champion”

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Found behind my local gas station

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science magazines

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Where did the baby *really* come from?

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This sign has been in my family since I was a kid and was passed on to me by my dad when my wife and I married

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“Extra” hour of sleep...

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“actual chicken”

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Restrooms

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Definitely entering this “mirror”

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Is Emmanuel Macron an alias?

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Someone put this up in my shops bathroom.

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I never got an answer

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It “restricts” my boy’s breathing!

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The sink is no place for your dirty dishes

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so... wait... WERE they crabs, or.....??

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Parts Inside

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Suspicious church

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“Kittens”? What are we really getting rid of here?

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Never had “and,” before... (not the best, but saw it in the wild..)

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Wow, this looks delicious.

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These quotation marks always feel just a liiiiiiittle sarcastic to me

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I'm sure her family is so relieved!

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