Which of you retards made me almost crash to get this picture on my Nashville commute? AMC TO THE MOOOOOON!!11!1!1!1!1!! 🚀3yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/wallstreetbets
Please wish Eloise luck. This is her first day of on the job training as a sheep guardian.4yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/dogswithjobs
One of our goats and I are both pregnant with twins and due the same week. I made her dress up and take maternity photos with me.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/homestead
Kai Mana had his jaw stepped on and would be put down. I worked full time and couldn’t commit to taking care of him. But my bf took him to get surgery, and fed him kitten formula through a syringe. He brought him to his construction job, and woke up every two hours for feedings. He’s happy today.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/BeforeNAfterAdoption
I had a lovely little kitchen herb garden growing on my front porch. All my plants started becoming really raggedy and then died but the thyme and oregano draping over the side. I was so confused. Today i solved the mystery. This is not my dog.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/gardening
Pulled 30 pounds of tomatoes ahead of the first freezing days from just two raised beds in our backyard. This isn’t all of them but my kids and I made a rainbow out of these.1yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/gardening
This is Eliza. She was the second born in a set of triplets yesterday. Mom rejected her so I’m her mom now and she’s living in my bedroom.4yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/homestead
My friends woke up to a free truck in their drive way with an anonymous letter. If anyone really deserves this, it’s them.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
They were so proud (and sweaty) after what they harvested yesterday.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/gardening
The steak my cousin made and felt the need to post on Facebook.2mo ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
No Negative Nancy’s, only needing negative drug tests here.1yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
My husband supervises a construction crew. He told them to wait to replace that top window. He came back to find they decided not to wait.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/OSHA
When you accidentally adopt defective children and need to detox them.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
My garden is just my absolute favorite place and thing in the entire world other than my family. I don’t even want to go on vacation during growing season cause I just want to stay with my plants. Look what beautiful food the garden makes!11mo ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/gardening
Omg my man is just TOO good at sex which we have a lot of. Hey have i mentioned we have a lot of great sex?????1yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/ihavesex
This is the first meal that had come entirely from food we grew or raised and processed completely ourselves. None of it has ever left our homestead. Pork roast, quail eggs and mixed greens (broccoli, kale and raddish sprouts). I am so proud of us and it was delicious!4yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/homestead
10 years ago I was run over by a car, trapped under it with the back wheel stopping on top of my knee. The ER docs couldn’t believe that I had no broken bones. I knew my superior bones were because of my copious milk consumption. Im so glad to find this sub of my fellow stronk boned persons.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
This miniature pumpkin that has been sitting out since before halloween and has now become a ghost pumpkin5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
A few weeks ago I left my back door open and found this strange dog laying in my bed. I don’t know where he came from, I’ve tried to find his home with no luck. He was filthy, skinny and flea ridden but he is such a good boy. He inexplicably just loves me and likes to fall asleep like this.4yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/aww
My kid probably has this very common infection that definitely should have antibiotics to avoid kidney damage, but instead of taking her to a doctor to get that, I’m using homeopathic bs and hypothesizing she has some genetic disorder and asking Facebook for validation. Can I get some?1yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
This hotel I stayed at has a billiards room through a secret door behind this bookshelf.3yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
A hun tried to infiltrate a food group I’m in and got shut down by commenters immediately.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/antiMLM
This mattress message someone put up at the main intersection of my tiny Alabama town.3yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/trashy
Last time i posted a tomato tower someone said to see how many I can stack. So far 6.9mo ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/gardening
Found a rogue chewed on escape key on the floor. Couldn’t possibly be this grey angel of floof to blame.4mo ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/nebelung
I drive by this house all the time and it’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. Wish I could see how hideous it is on the inside. Middle Tennessee.4mo ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/McMansionHell
You can always count on mom groups to give the best mental health advice.1yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
Larry is on a bit of a diet so i hand fed him some kale and then i spread the rest on the floor of his cage so he has to exercise to get to it. This is how this lizard looks at me. Puppy eyes.2yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
I’ve seen several of these for job searches, I thought I’d make one as a hiring manager. My process trying to hire 10 people at a mid sized nonprofit. More info in comments. [OC]3yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
My 4th & 5th babies and my 2nd set of twins. My 3 others EBFed no problem to 18 months. But one of these twins had the hardest time latching and strongly resisted nursing. We struggled for some time but here we are at 3 weeks and he’s nursing like a champ!5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/breastfeeding
Backyard dog breeder trying to sell “purebred” puppies with pictures from google.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
This is the fanciest meal I have made to date of food that was produced entirely on our Homestead. It was so delicious. Roast chicken, tomato basil compote, mashed pumpkin, zucchini.4yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/homestead
Here’s a nursing position i invented that i call the sidelying twin stack. Cause mom is too tired at 4am to stay sitting up holding both. Whatever works.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/breastfeeding
I love how my minimalist transitional living room came out. I’d have more plants but I have toddlers. Nashville, Tennessee.3yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/AmateurRoomPorn
My husband took this not so flattering picture of me tandem nursing my twins while eating ramen and i thought I’d share it with you guys.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/breastfeeding
Can’t escape the Huns. Scentsy bathroom graffiti in the middle of nowhere in Alabama.1yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/antiMLM
The best part of nursing twins is when they decide to hold hands. This is the second set of twins I’ve nursed. 8 months going strong!5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/breastfeeding
My friend is staying in an Airbnb that withstood Hurricane Michael in the Florida panhandle. Five meteorologists stayed in it during the storm and left this in the guest book.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This other guy brings power strips to the coffee shop by my college campus. He said he doesn’t like to be the one to hog the limited outlet space so he brings them to allow more people to share and plug in their devices.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
Emergency! My baby is having a seizure! Anyone on Facebook know how to remove the vaccines???6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
My fraternal twins (7) and identical twins (4). It’s literally impossible to get a picture of them all together looking and smiling but this is the closest I’ve gotten lately. Both were spontaneous, for all those considering trying for another after your twins.1yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/parentsofmultiples
Was looking through old photos and thought I should share my Halloween costume from awhile back.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/StarWars
This guy has never heard of the church sign making app and believes everything he sees on Facebook.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
I finally have my first ever proper flower bed! I planted mostly perennials and can’t wait until it all fills in. Here is a before and after of my house.4yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/gardening
We made it a year with our second set! I remember the first year with the first set seemed to last forever and I thought I’d never make it through. This went by much faster and while life was more difficult for other reasons, parenting has gotten way easier this time around.4yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/parentsofmultiples
Worded so vaguely... not outright saying they’re getting a free car but implying it so it sounds like it without them actually lying.8mo ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/antiMLM
I am so excited! I’ve always been a backyard gardener dreaming of more space. Today my offer was accepted to buy this beautiful land! Never posted here before but I am so excited about all the possibilities and looking for a recommendations on how to plan it out. How do you all plan your gardens?6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/gardening
I think this factory in my city is likely regretting their former discriminatory employee appearance policies2yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/antiwork
What can I give my kids for strep throat? You know, other than the thing that actually works.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
My friend’s coworker felt bad and apologized after taking someone else’s LaCroix6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
She has 5 kids, don’t tell her to go to a doctor for brain cancer!!!5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
My second set of twins turned 5 today. Here is me one hour before they were born. Identical boys, 38w5d, 6lbs7oz each.3mo ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/parentsofmultiples
Picture of my 7 week old boys. They are our second spontaneous set of twins and our first set is fraternal. We thought these guys were too but they’ve surprised us by turning out to be identical.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/parentsofmultiples
I’ll take ‘Things I Never Wanted to Know Existed’ for 200, please.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
The grammar in this one definitely convinces me that she is absolutely smarter and better educated than those stupid doctors peddling their vaccines.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
My first set of twins (3 years) holding my second set of twins (3 weeks)5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/parentsofmultiples
On a post claiming that auto immune diseases were vaccine injuries.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
I collect orchids so I’m in an orchid group. I never would have imagined how many people become violently enraged over orchids.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
That’s the kind of thing you lose body parts from, so good thing you’ve swiftly sought medical Facebook help. Throw some essential oils and charcoal on there and you’re good to go!6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
This nonchalant comment on a Mom group post about fevers in children under 2.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
It appears that in my town there’s a contest to see how many different kinds of sidings you can fit on one house.3yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/McMansionHell
This is our second set of twins. For our first set we had cute outfits and number stickers for every month milestone and I took pictures with a real camera. For these guys I only even realized they’d turned three months 4 days late so we put these stickers on so we’d at least have record.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/parentsofmultiples
Anhinga birds feed their young by swallowing the baby’s head so it can get food out of the Mother bird’s throat6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/natureismetal
My husband holding our first (left, b/g) and second (right b/b) set of newborn twins, born 3 years and 26 days apart.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/parentsofmultiples
Everett and Emerson, born yesterday at 38 weeks. They were born exactly the same size as each other: 19.25 inches and 6lb7oz.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/parentsofmultiples
Teacher asks if other colleagues are willing to donate their sick days so he has enough to be allowed to take off the time he needs to not die.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
Just act like your miserable existence is cute and exciting instead!!!5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/wowthanksimcured
A school near me held a gun raffle as a field trip fundraiser.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/ABoringDystopia
I took this picture to document that my husband can be this close to a crying baby and still not wake up. (So can my dog.) How do I get this magical sleeping power?5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/beyondthebump
Lamb chops play along: I feel like this show gets left out of the 90s internet nostalgia but it was my favorite. (Resubmitted cause I broke a rule the first time.)6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/nostalgia
My dog is terrified of my cat. So he just sits by her food bowls so she can’t eat. Look at that smug asshole.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I made this! It’s not much now and the lines are crooked but it’s the largest garden I’ve had since I was a kid and I’m really excited so I had to share about it! I moved in early summer so I couldn’t make a spring garden so taking advantage of fall planting.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/gardening
In the second trimester and still puking my guts out. I tried to tough it out for awhile but Phenergan comas are life now.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/BabyBumps
House built 3 months ago. Haven’t noticed this before. On a baseboard outside a bathroom. No noticeable water damage elsewhere and i don’t think any pipes in that wall. Not sure that it is water damage but don’t know what else. Wall was recently painted. Ideas?2yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/Home
I went away for the weekend. I had ~300 seedlings indoors that I asked my husband to care for while I was gone. For some reason he decided to move them outside because he didn’t understand why I had them inside or something. Every single one is dead.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/gardening
My b/g twins will be 3 in 2 weeks and they have their own big kid beds but most nights I still find them like this.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/parentsofmultiples
I don’t even know if this counts for this sub. I’m just so confused by it all. (I am a professional portrait photographer for context).5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/niceguys
He’s always nursing with his fist pulled back like this, as if he’s prepared to punch me if I take the boob away.5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/breastfeeding
So this is what I was missing through all the sleepless nights of grad school5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/wowthanksimcured
I started painting two weeks ago this is my first landscape. Open to critique (but only if you’re really nice about it cause I’m totally brand new to art and also too sensitive but I do want to improve)5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/Watercolor
This is Eleanor. She’s terrified of my two cats. They don’t hurt her, but they stare at her to prey on her anxiety.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/pitbulls
Yeah never mind that 96% of YL “business owners” make less than $6000 a year while the CEO is a millionaire.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/antiMLM
Anyone traveling with kids? We just finished an around the world trip with our three. Pyramids of Giza. I’ve loved how traveling with children makes me see the world differently now than when I traveled alone.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/travel
Delivery drivers risk their lives driving through an ice storm to try and afford to survive in capitalism3yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/ABoringDystopia
Have mastitis. Trying weird shit i hear about on the internet til the antibiotics kick in. Does anyone know if this is a real thing?5yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/breastfeeding
I’m not even sure what this is supposed to mean... I’m so confused.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
How do you even have the nerve to engage in an all-out screaming fight in a public place, enjoy the food anyway, but then not even give the restaurant a full 5 stars on Yelp?6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/trashy
I’ve been having a really difficult couple weeks and haven’t felt like I’ve been doing my best. Tonight my daughter handed me this piece of paper and it just made my day. It says “mi mome is gradis mome” (my mommy is the greatest mommy).6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/happy
First time making soda bread. I promise it was more delicious than it looks.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/Breadit
I’m just such a nerd, I can’t help it. I just see philosophy and art in the mundane. You probably wouldn’t get it.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/iamverysmart
My entire wardrobe was band shirts and clothes 5x my size. Circa 2003.6yr ⋅ bobert_the_wise ⋅ r/blunderyears
