This guy tried to smuggle a kilo of cocaine under his toupee:

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This made me smile.

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Cheese foam that is spooned onto the back of your hand by the waiter and then you have to lick it off.

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Forbidden steak

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The Gilded Age in the US

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Support your friends!

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How to speedrun german

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'Edgy' comedians are the lowest of the low

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Sir It On Nose. Ah, it’s cool

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Crime of the century

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make a wish

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How to piss off a scottish person

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The Super Slice

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meirl

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Great white shark upside down

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Come on dad

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It’s a SCAM

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New York Times article from 1924

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none of the nordic cross flags have the same aspect ratio*

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MRW when I'm circumnavigating the globe, but want to avoid the southern tips of both Africa and South America

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Pretend to be a cop? Get arrest by an off duty one.

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5 months old kinophile

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The best comeback for generational gate keeping

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Yes, this totally happened.

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4 year old Jewish boy, Istvan Reiner, smiling for his portrait shortly before he was executed in Auschwitz. 1944.

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someone please go get him

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We looked at the floor and wept...

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Little Caesar's New Old World Pizza

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I think I would’ve gotten there myself, thanks

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When someone asks me who the best football team in Spain are

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In (S4E8) of Community, Rachel says to Abed how she’s having the most fun she’s had since she worked the Frozen Yogurt machine until “That Old Guy broke it” referring to Pierce at the end of (S3E11) where he tries to get Frozen Yogurt and the machine keeps going and won’t stop

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this is deep..

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Cube croissant

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This fucking underpass in town

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13 Year Old Mike Tyson

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Sunday morning at my local bookstore.....

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I know that famine ain't a verb

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This is how you make a badass entrance in France

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An 8 year old goes on strike to fight Fox News.

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“Boomer”

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Photogenic McD bros

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Breaking News: Steamed Ham has Pikachu face

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Holy Grail added to a thrift store painting.

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SLPT: avoid dress expenditure by growing hair long.

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Cowch

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Jim Morrison’s tomb is a pokestop in pokemon go

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The gruntling out again!

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Holy Grail added to a thrift store painting.

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MRW when I show a German person my bath

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Which one of you did this?

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Ukrainian Songbirds around Liverpool for Eurovision

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Backflipping at the edge of a cliff

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After Norway banned Monty Python’s Life of Brian for blasphemy, it was marketed in Sweden as “so funny it was banned in Norway.” (1980)

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The simpsons are going to Africa!

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It was bad to begin with, but the last panel just ruined it.

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Scottish lads using a ski lift

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Can someone please explain this??

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Using salt = being a shitty cook

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This is so sad :(((

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People are different from me and that scares me.

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Thanks, I hate Horizontally Cut Bread.

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SLPT: fake vest

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Boobie at bedtime...

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They're not even newsworthy anymore

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Kindergarten girl calls boy a communist #proudparent

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Flag of the Alto Apure District, Apure State, Venezuela

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Gold medal-winning vaults 80 years apart.

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Seen outside a house today. What do we think is going on? My guess is a so called sovereign citizen

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Me_irl

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Steamed Ham-as

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A single chip, served in a shopping trolley.

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I never get tired of this one

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Merry Christmas

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It gets worse per reply

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Babies cannot do that

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Me_irl

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Gr eat Bri tain

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In Chinese, penguins are “business geese”

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Shitpost inspired by a terrible Facebook meme

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Thank god for the NHS

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This crossbow made of toothbrushes by a prison inmate

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In the womb? Sure

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From a recent Simpsons Episode

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Don't come back my bro

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Reddit Right Now

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Kanye

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...and the abortion doctor had as many arms as Vishnu, and they were all very busy.

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Amazing last minute save.

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this shifty eyed looking building

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I’m not a big fan of this sub

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and everyone clapped and they left;

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My husband told me my maternity dress looked familiar...

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the great hunger

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Just found out about this hat, apparently it’s an actual coveted fashion piece and resells for hundreds

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We're eating tonight, boys!

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How does a guy end up with Anorexia?

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Gabriel Nobre, 19, with his mom and sister right after he found out he’d passed Brazil’s famously difficult university entrance exam. The young man had cut a deal with a prep course to clean the building in exchange for free classes to help him prepare fo

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Still, good news about the sausage roll.

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This just seems a bit off.

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Sorry Kanye, The Simpsons did it first!

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Trans flag but it actually transitions.

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Feel like this belongs here...

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🔥 The Virgin Islands dwarf sphaero is a species of gecko has only been found on three of the British Virgin Islands. On average, it measures 18 mm (0.71 in) from its snout to its vent, and is nearly as small as a U.S. dime

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The Falling Man - Photographed by Richard Drew on September 11th 2001 9:41:15am (Subject Unidentified)

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A valid point

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SaY hEr NaMe

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Mission completed.

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Defending the man-cave

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How does the UK not celebrate the US Independence!?!?

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Flag of Sweden if Jesus died of starvation after getting lost in Ikea

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Full power

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All the Nordic countries Sweden, Gre..Greenland, Norway,... Reverse Finland, Denmark.

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This is what happens when you take money out of healthcare and put it into the military

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I won't lie, I'll miss 'dick homer'

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The fact WW2 is referred to as The Blessed war in Iceland speaks for itself

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Toilet paper

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The Simpsons Don't Only Predict the Future. They Also Serve as a Time Capsule of What Changed.

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Why does this look like artwork for a Civilization DLC

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Tell them I hate them

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Isn't it nice when red flags present themselves

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Better than coffee

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Big brein move

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Check out this resistance is futile ass hotel.

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Truly a versatile tool

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Octo......

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Flag of Flanders except it's stupid yet sexy

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This counts. Kind of?

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Reading Acceptance

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Only some of the letters are equally spaced.

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