I was dining by myself and the servers took everything when I went to the bathroom.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Guess what they sell? The answer is suits. This is the statement piece from Suit Supply in Austin, TX.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/funny
He secretly had this comic made, then took me to Hamilton Pool behind the waterfall. He handed me the comic to read on his phone. As I read it, he got down on one knee and said those exact words... because he really can't pronounce my Chinese middle name.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
I needed a chiropractor afterwards 'cause my old bones can't take a fall.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
This really happened: I took time off of work and came home with steak and lobster only to find him home, frantically vacuuming and hiding champagne and chocolates. It was a good day!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Loving means putting up with your partner's insecurities and bullshit from time to time. ;p1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
For those of y'all who get us, we sincerely thank you for your support. :)1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
I don't know what possessed him to forego the sunscreen. He looked like a rotisserie chicken!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
How would you have answered? I never think of the perfect answer on the spot... [OC] 1mo ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Hubby warned me this would happen, and pre-baby me did not believe him. Now he laughs in my face over how head-over-heels I am over our son...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/funny
I keep forgetting my pregnancy was a geriatric one, so some of my kid's friends' moms are a decade and a half younger!8mo ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
My new classroom's light switch is positioned here for some weird reason, not very vertically-challenged-people friendly...1mo ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I was forced to learn about trucks and dinosaurs after having a kid...not well, though.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Sorry dude, there will be no parole or early release for you. We're in it for life!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
I'm mad at you, but I still love you; I love you, but I'm still mad at you.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
He maintains to this day that he'd leave me if I'm not pretty anymore. I don't believe him at all, though. He loves me, and I know it!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
He was only 3 years and 3 months old at the time. It's honestly pretty impressive!6mo ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
To be honest, I hate lotion, too, especially that feeling in between my fingers when I wash my hands...8mo ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
I always roll my eyes when people write #AreTheStraightsOk under my posts because I’m not straight! ;p (OC)4d ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
A FACEBOOK mom influencer has been using MANY cropped versions of my comics without crediting my artist Nohra Johnston or me. This one alone got literally 3K comments and 11K shares. Is this common? Is there anything I can do about it?2wk ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I don't think the word Olives has ever been utter with such great urgency in the history of the English language...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Once when we were dating, I walked in on him sitting in the dark in silence. He looked so depressed, I thought he got fired or something. Turns out his team lost...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Hubby and I watched the movie Blockers and it was like a horror movie to us! Unfortunately, speaking as a girl, I can attest that our society is still harsher on girls, which makes me sad...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
(In commercial voice...) With my weighted blanket, I can feel like a warm burrito every night!3mo ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
My husband gets bruised and cut up all the time without batting an eye, but this he can't stand...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
In reality, I laughed because we are actually very happily married. We just enjoy little quips like this.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/funny
Even on my tippy toes, on top of our kissing stool, I'm still shorter than him...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
As a teacher, I know for a fact that the word silly is just the nicer version of stupid.6mo ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Hubby warned me this would happen, and pre-baby me did not believe him. Now he laughs in my face over how head-over-heels I am over our son...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
I don't think the word Olives has ever been utter with such great urgency in the history of the English language...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/funny
Out of the mouths of babes... one of the most brutal insults I've ever heard. Good job, kiddo!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
We need longer maternity leaves in America. It was heartbreaking when I had to go back to work.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
And when they started asking me what I was having, I always answered, A burrito for lunch.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Actually, we might not be compatible, so maybe he should steal me one that IS compatible!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
It's like Daddy is always hiding behind a wall just to jump out whenever I pay my son a compliment...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/funny
Due to people cropping out the top, we'll be subtly putting Alloy Comics into the panels from now on. See comments for more info. (OC)1wk ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Loving someone means putting up with their insecurities and bullshit sometimes... :D1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/funny
I work in a high school full of hormone-roasted teenagers who would definitely not miss the opportunity to make fun of me if they spot a hickey... (OC)2wk ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Someone in my office is engaged in a TP war with me. Every single time we use the bathroom, we switch the roll direction. This feud could last for years! Over the top FTW!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
This happened at comic con. Can you guess our characters from the outfits?1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Hubby was a super skinny baby who grew to 6'3 as an adult, so he tells me not to worry about my kid not eating enough. Easier said than done, though.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Yeah, I'm aware of the invention called socks, but that means I'd have to get off the couch!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/funny
This is my husband's favorite prank on me, and he wasn't even there to see it!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Things my husband casually says to me... I roll my eyes at him a lot, but it's the banter that keeps us in love!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Happy Father's Day to my husband, who always makes me feel special, whether it's a romantic gesture or a practical favor. He's getting the 3/14 treatment tonight!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
An unfortunate series of words were uttered... luckily the only people around were also parents of toddlers who understand that kids sometimes put random words together.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/funny
An unfortunate series of words were uttered... luckily the only people around were also parents of toddlers who understand that kids sometimes put random words together.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
I mean, if he can steal me a compatible kidney, I guess that's good? But I still think he's missing the point here...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/funny
Hubby and I both had cats before we met, and we both loved our cats despite everything evil about them.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
I love food. I live to eat. I don't understand how people can forget to eat!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
For the record, I didn't actually cry. She raised me. I'm used to her bluntness!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
My 90-year-old grandma called him foreign devil when they met, now he uses it as his screen name...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
To be honest, my go-to is Church's Chicken, but we had to go to KFC after re-watching Southpark...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
My toddler said he wanted a bite of my cheeseburger. I handed it to him, and he proceeded to take the top bun off, then eat all 4 corners with the highest cheese & beef to bread ratio before handing it back to me...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/funny
To the parents who had to watch all those episodes of Word Party with your kids: I feel ya...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Hubby: I wanna sue Tinder, 'cause I just wanted to get laid, and then I met you and now I have a wife and a kid. Me: Get a petition going. I'll sign it!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Going out with a tall dude means I pretty much have a sun umbrella every time we stop walking. ;p9mo ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Now I look at cute baby photos like: I know what's outside the cropped area...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
As parents, sometimes we too have to pay a lady in order to rekindle the romance away from our spawn...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/funny
I was born in the year of the Pig and I LOVE food, so that's been a running joke for us.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
My whole family makes fun of my T-rex arms. It's my fault I picked a dude who is a foot taller than me...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/webcomics
I'm the one looking at you. If I say you look fine, you look fine. I care more about the food than how you look while you're eating it. Now hurry up so we don't miss our reservation!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/webcomics
This is my first collaboration with another comic writer. Just Jon and I have actually been real-life friends since before Alloy Comics was created.2mo ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
Actual conversation. If we're not compatible, I might need him to steal me one!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/webcomics
Not just soap, there's been toothpaste, juice, cereal... all with less than 1 serving left.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics
When you gotta pack enough breastmilk for baby's weekend at grandma's, but you haven't washed your bottles yet...1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/Mommit
My husband used to call my mini cooper coupe a clown car. At the farthest setting, his head hits the top and his knee hits the glove compartment...simultaneously.1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/funny
Yes, infants can actually have projectile poop. Luckily I was limber enough to hop out of the way just in time! Comparatively, tears, snot, and earwax are nothing!1yr ⋅ AlloyComics ⋅ r/comics