Do something you love, and you'll never work a day in your life
Niceguys value their privacy. THEIRS.
KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE, TRASH
I used my unmatched wisdom to figure this out.
You forgot little Swedish girls but otherwise...
But hey, you tried ❤️
we need another flood
Smack dab in the middle of a 10AM-10PM shift yesterday...
It was the so (dot dot dot) that really hurt.
Fucking Wisconsin, man.
The following is grossly offensive and prejudiced, but only to meth-heads.
My coworker, everybody.
people kept saying to post this here but I was banned at that point, so
The /sy/stem work/s!
Weed is too strong these days.
I am a pretty pretty princess
Redcap Logic, 7/5/17
Stay classy, Humanity.
Well THAT escalated quickly...
This must be that 4D Chess I'm always hearing about...
but muh bespoke vintage pocket square
We're not NPCs [FIXED]
WALK IT OFF, YOU WUSS
Dear the guy I just saw pooping:
Okay, so a few things:
TL;DR: I'm not a very good cook.
seriously, not now Austin
I had been helping this customer for like ten minutes at this point.
Bloody repeats. Change it over, luv.
Roses are red, I enjoy meta, this post stinks like month-old feta
Those who cannot see out their rear view window are doomed to repeat it.
An aisle over in Target...
What a glorious time to be alive...
God DAMN this rustled some jimmies where I originally posted it
When a stalker posts a screenshot of a comment of mine, and next to my username is a little red number that shows me that, as of today, they've downvoted me a hundred and forty-seven times:
Okay, so I lied.
Well okay, never mind then, I guess
LPT: Know your demographic.
That smug douche and his never ending miracle cures...
because murder was already taken
Do as we say, not as we do --Fox News
He has made two and a half million karma off of stuff like this
I mean at least now I get it.
I'd make an aged like milk joke, but this is from FUCKING *YESTERDAY*, so
first of all, how dare you
Nice meme, though.
Imagine being this fucking dumb
Post title: truth. Because of *COURSE* it is.
FWR asks, and then subsequently answers a question
Ahhh, humanity. Don't ever change. You're ADORABLE.
Kidding. I knew. I'm amazed anybody DOESN'T want it.
Hey, I tried.
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. Oh and also you're a terrible parent.
TIL I'm a traitor.
Fucking Reddit, man.
Last year I learned the true meaning of Halloween.
America! FUCK YEAH! 🇺🇲
i will literally fight you if you disagree with this
Happy ________ Day
You don't even take care of yourself
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
I know, I know
It's cool, my wife doesn't think I'm funny either
Either way, they're fucking NAILING it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
It's literally in the sidebar ffs
Low self-esteem for the win.
I work with a Karen
Seriously, I'm good.
fragile white redditors: a tldr
Oh, Reddit. Promise me you'll never ever change. You're just aDORable.
I'm allergic to dangerously stupid lunatics, so
Reddit comments these days
So it IS me. Awesome.
Welcome to MY world.
X-posted from r/selfawarewolves. I had to! I *HAD* TO!
FUCKING watch WHAT?!
My wife teaches ESL (English as a Second Language) to Latinos in a low-income part of town. She just had a FUCK of a day.
You little brats complaining about shitty AdviceAnimals... YOU WEREN'T *THERE*, MAN!
Your game, your rules, lady.
TIL wingnut is a religion.
I am liberal and
Those who cannot see out of their rear view mirror are doomed to repeat it
I work in a head shop. Customers tend to want to hang out and chat. I'm terribly sorry, but there's no more delicate way to put this:
the dumbest timeline
There's Retail Problems, and there's Headshop Retail Problems.
Scumbag Employee Appreciation Day
my mom sez I'm cool, so
I'm a MONSTER.
well gosh, THAT'S not ominous or anything
Oh. Well okay then.
I should have known how things would go when I saw that FUCKING haircut...
I love it how, depending on what day of the week it is, the top post on r/Libertarian will either be racist shit like this or some dude shrieking about how they're sick of being accused of supporting racist shit like this
History according to a redditor on r/HistoryMemes starter pack
Ran that ad, Boss
the REAL n-word
All day today.
I don't want to live on this planet with you people anymore
a FRAGILE WHITE REDDITOR appears!
I'm a piece of sith.
I swear there's a sample of Toni Collette from Hereditary in there
To the lady that BEEEEEEEEEEEPed at me on my way into work this morning:
The Confession is that I think my brain is broken.
Literally the highlight of my day. I'm just saying.
We'll make you FAMOUS!
holy shit, this sub IS real
I always get the best commenters 😐
Reddit comment threads are like the worst Telephone Game in the world.
Universal Truths starter pack
THIS JUST IN
I barely could pay for this General Tso's Chicken, you little piece of paper asshole.
I had a surprise waiting for me at work after being out sick
Actual Advice René Descartes
I only bring it up because there seems to be some confusion about this.
FWR isn't racist, but
They say a picture is worth a thousand words...
I recently had a crisis of faith, but it's cool now.
TIL I need to wash my hands more.
Religion is weird, man
Fragile White Kekkistani defeats Reddit with FACTS and LOGIC
Attention, over-caffeineated wingnuts:
Posting on Reddit be like
May the crippling depression be with you
That's a lot of words just to say a girl with blue hair called me a creep
My wife caught me watching porn last night. Still:
Sometimes after reading the news I'll check r/Conservative to see their take on it...
I swear to christ they're literally just fucking with us for the sake of fucking with us these days.