I think I just cringed my pants. Bonus: The comment on the bottom killed me.5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
Remember the post shivey wrote about a dream he had where he hung out with Jesus but they didn’t even really talk to each other? I finally figured out why.5yr ⋅ Better-then ⋅ r/shiverbert
Holy. Mother. Of. God. (“In Praise of Grocery Shopping”, pt. 1 of 2)5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
Man, Shivs has been on his cringe lately; wtf (Sidenote: not saying this is cringe because it’s religious—I’m a Christian myself—it’s just cringe because of how pretentious it is.)6yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
I just.....Honestly I don’t know why I’m still surprised by this shit. 😂4yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
Ok THIS IS WHERE YOU CROSSED THE LINE, SHIVERBERT. NOT ONLY IS YOUR POST CRINGY AF, THIS ISN’T EVEN CORRECT RUSSIAN YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKING IGORAMOUS. Что. Not Какои. You arrogant dolt.5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
I was feeling bad for Shiverbert for losing his job but then he starts posting shit like this.5yr ⋅ warriorsvsturkeys ⋅ r/shiverbert
At 3 pages per recipe, Between the 33s promises to be the longest book in the history of books and people.5yr ⋅ drizzy90 ⋅ r/shiverbert
BOYS AND GIRLS IT’S THE MOMENT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR. A CREEPSTEIN ORIGINAL COULD BE YOURS. (Part of me is being super ironic but part of me is also considering commissioning a painting of him as David Bowie.......)5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
I felt bad for him when I saw this post :( but I’m glad that at least he’s staying positive about it! Not that I would expect anything less from our favorite gentle guru. ☺️ Here’s to Shiv’s next job, and may he write many cringy, made-up stories about finding it. :’-)5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
Ooh new tea! I didn't know he has a SON! Sounds to me like baby momma might not be too fond of him, if I'm reading my passive-aggressiveness correctly.5yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/shiverbert
Idk what’s worse—the fact that he believes the souls of strangers “need him”, or that he hugged someone for THREE OR FOUR MINUTES. Yikes.6yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
I haven’t watched this, so maybe he’s right, but idk, it still gives me the same cringy vibes as people who idolize Rick and Morty......and it’s also just so Shiverbert.6yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
This isn’t even that cringy, necessarily; it just made me laugh 😂😂5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
Shivvy wants everyone to know he has a big dong and has lots of sex7yr ⋅ definitelybad ⋅ r/shiverbert
Shiverbert has discovered that people don't work hard on Mondays or Fridays. And, who's Jackson???5yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/shiverbert
Shivs is the smartest, even with no coffee. PS. There's a long saga over these sandwiches. Part 2 in comments7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/shiverbert
I can't title this one. It's basically just long run on combos of adjectives and verbs.7yr ⋅ absecon ⋅ r/shiverbert