You drink beer and want to flirt with people? Good enough for Thor!5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/gatesopencomeonin
Friend on Facebook just tagged me in this, and I thought I would share the laugh with y’all. 😂👌🏻5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/FullmetalAlchemist
THIS WINERY HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS.5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/FullmetalAlchemist
This is Ghost Martha. She’s a stray my roomie and I feed. She always be loafin. :36yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/Catloaf
I’m really glad they never did this to any of the women in FMA. They’re all just badasses in their own right.4yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/FullmetalAlchemist
THE ARTISTIC CLEANING FORMULA THAT HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!!5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/FullmetalAlchemist
Guy I knew in high school gets whooshed by my friends and I joking on a post about firework safety during this PNW heatwave.3yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/whoosh
Found on the Tumblr incorrectfmadialogue! (They encourage people to share and repost their stuff so I thought I would bless you all with this...)5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/FullmetalAlchemist
This is my new kitten. She’s crosseyed, so naturally I named her after girl-Saiki. :3 r/PSIkiKusuo, meet little Kusuko. xD5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/PSIkiKusuo
I think I just cringed my pants. Bonus: The comment on the bottom killed me.5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
Holy. Mother. Of. God. (“In Praise of Grocery Shopping”, pt. 1 of 2)5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
Man, Shivs has been on his cringe lately; wtf (Sidenote: not saying this is cringe because it’s religious—I’m a Christian myself—it’s just cringe because of how pretentious it is.)5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
I just.....Honestly I don’t know why I’m still surprised by this shit. 😂4yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
Ok THIS IS WHERE YOU CROSSED THE LINE, SHIVERBERT. NOT ONLY IS YOUR POST CRINGY AF, THIS ISN’T EVEN CORRECT RUSSIAN YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKING IGORAMOUS. Что. Not Какои. You arrogant dolt.5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
BOYS AND GIRLS IT’S THE MOMENT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR. A CREEPSTEIN ORIGINAL COULD BE YOURS. (Part of me is being super ironic but part of me is also considering commissioning a painting of him as David Bowie.......)5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
I felt bad for him when I saw this post :( but I’m glad that at least he’s staying positive about it! Not that I would expect anything less from our favorite gentle guru. ☺️ Here’s to Shiv’s next job, and may he write many cringy, made-up stories about finding it. :’-)5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
Idk what’s worse—the fact that he believes the souls of strangers “need him”, or that he hugged someone for THREE OR FOUR MINUTES. Yikes.5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
I haven’t watched this, so maybe he’s right, but idk, it still gives me the same cringy vibes as people who idolize Rick and Morty......and it’s also just so Shiverbert.6yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
This isn’t even that cringy, necessarily; it just made me laugh 😂😂5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/shiverbert
My cat got some teefies pulled, and now sometimes his lips get stuck like this. 😂😭😍❤️6yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/teefies
In which veganism is too much for a food service employee to comprehend... 🙄6yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/thatHappened
Understanding why someone would kill half the universe: maximum depth6yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/im14andthisisdeep
THE RETURN OF SHIVERBERT CREEPSTEIN!! STARRING: RICHARD GERE AS SHIVERBERT AND JESUS AS HIMSELF!!5yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/thatHappened
Sent suddenly by a 70-something lady from my dad’s church. Good to know.6yr ⋅ putin_on_a_ritz96 ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
