I don't know what he looks like and he has no bio, but I still kind of want to marry him 😍2mo ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Tinder
My daughter (9) offered to use her newly acquired photo editing skillz and smooth out her brother's acne on the picture he was sending in for his new high school.1yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/funny
This die has a smaller one inside it so you can double roll... while single rolling.5yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Made my husband a sign for the march. He's been very popular so far!7yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Princess Caroline moved in to my house tonight. I hope she helps me get my shit together 💕😺9mo ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/BoJackHorseman
Either my 5-year-old daughter discovered texting or my husband is taking ecstasy5yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Mommit
I told this live-in nanny applicant (who has her own toddler) that I didn't think it was a good match...8yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/creepyPMs
Today my daughter's after-school Program had the kids write nice notes to the local retirement community.4yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Mommit
Apparently when I was 11, I wrote a love letter to World Book Encyclopedia.5yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/iamverysmart
I just burst into tears because my husband put the stroller upside down in the car and I told him he did it on purpose because he knows I hate it10yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I made a crown for the students who stamp the homework. Nobody enjoys it but me.7yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/HouseOfCards
Finally, a way to actually inject strategy into the boring game of tic-tac-toe! I had never seen this before.9yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Today I taught about the dangerous journey of the sperm to the waiting egg. My students thought I was getting a bit too graphic. 12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I know I'm not a Student of Art, and I know it's hack to make fun of this stuff. But seriously, people. SERIOUSLY?12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/WTF
I think I've got a good handle on the toast I'm giving at my cousin's wedding next month.7yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
I'm sure no frequent visitor to this subreddit would be surprised to hear that my friend never even kissed this guy or went out on a real date with him. (xpost r/cringepics)11yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/creepyPMs
Weird--my friend has no recollection of leaving this note for her babysitter.9yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Mommit
Where's the thread for passive-aggressive Christmas greetings? Meet my two sisters, who are both constantly wronged by the world (and hate each other, too)5yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Last week, my mother finally sold my late father's incredible rare book collection. She gifted me this first edition which is now the most valuable thing I own. [OS] [72]6yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/bookporn
Why didn't you tell me you were going to wear that today!!! [xpost from r/pics]12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/WTF
Today I started sex ed with my students, and of course all I could think of was this. 12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My husband's night out and Saturday hangover proceeding swimmingly 🙄6yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Street harassment is truly a problem. Should this woman be free to wear this scandalous, revealing outfit without the constant catcalling? I say YES.10yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/RedditThroughHistory
My husband and I are not letting the scenery on our Hawaiian vacation distract us from more important matters.9yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/thebutton
My husband was tired of our daughter wiping her mouth on her shirt. He calls it oatmeal sleeve8yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Mommit
Got an email from one of my high school students today. I told him his punishment was it was going on Reddit.9yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/teaching
My husband was pretty honored to get this from a coworker. Is this a good charity? Need to check Charity Navigator6yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/seinfeld
Burning question: How young is too young to introduce a child to a hairless cat? Answer: 19 months.12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Parenting
Ooh new tea! I didn't know he has a SON! Sounds to me like baby momma might not be too fond of him, if I'm reading my passive-aggressiveness correctly.5yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/shiverbert
My students accused me of being covered in sperm. But YOU guys know what I am, right?10yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/biology
In honor of my son's first competition and his 10th birthday I tried to make a rubiks cube cake!7yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Cubers
My mother's phone is possessed, according to her. (it's a perfectly functioning iphone 8)6yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
How to convince a fish that turning ALL the way purple would be well worth his time6yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/disneyvacation
The school fire alarm has been going off for 20 minutes and my snake buried his head in his bedding.7yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I showed my mom the boat episode and she loved it. A few weeks later she sent me this picture from Thailand...13yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/IASIP
Second-best piece of running advice after Michael's fettucine alfredo carbo-loading. 12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
This nutmeg in my mother's kitchen has an expiry date of 1-1-75. Surely that must be a record??12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Guys! I think Fairyland has come up with a way to trap Trump down a well!7yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I had to make a Wales flag for my son's soccer World Cup tomorrow. Really?? We couldn't have gotten Ireland?9yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Wales
Got a great shot of Carrie and Tig Notaro at the Planned Parenthood after party last night in DC!7yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Portlandia
Predicted emojis for each of the United States in my iPhone7. [1064 x 704] [OC]6yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/MapPorn
My son was enthralled to discover Elsa's ice palace randomly in a field in Heber City, Utah!11yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/disney
Shiverbert has discovered that people don't work hard on Mondays or Fridays. And, who's Jackson???5yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/shiverbert
I had to make a Wales flag for my son's soccer camp. I looked it up and couldn't believe it. We couldn't have gotten Ireland???!9yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Mommit
Discovered the circle-bike does exist!! (Found at Google headquarters)10yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/SiliconValleyHBO
Translation: Today I somehow made money by spending $80 I don't have on stupid worthless shit6yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/antiMLM
Trying to win most creative flag for my son's international soccer tournament tomorrow. Your seal was not easy... :(8yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/costa_rica
My mother is woke because she figured out how to post my son's Rubik's cube time to Facebook.7yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
At 36 weeks, sometimes I really want to answer So how are you DOING? with this.11yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/BabyBumps
I just included this clip in my powerpoint for my thermodynamics lesson.12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm panicking because it's my cake day and I don't know what to do... look, look how cute my kids are!10yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Mommit
My weird mental habit of reading words backwards has finally paid off12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
There's a bar in Austin that will give you a free beer if you bring in a recent parking ticket.8yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
A grudging congratulations to DC's favorite little cat with nine lives. 12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/washingtondc
My 5-year-old saw all three movies for the first time last week. He then disappeared into his room for 2 hours and emerged with these. 12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/StarWars
Look at this awesome secret playroom built into a cabinet in a bookshelf. 12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/bookshelf
I'm sure no frequent visitor to this subreddit would be surprised to hear that my friend never even kissed this guy or went out on a real date with him.11yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/cringepics
I don't know what the hell's going on with that neighborhood, but I'm avoiding it.6yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/IASIP
This is what happens when you send your son off to your gay best friend's for a sleepover and forget to pack him a swimsuit.12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/lgbt
Is this a hair thing? But then what on earth are those gold chains? And it came from an online outdoors store (by accident in the box with something else I ordered). I'm confused.11yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
I got back from the grocery store and asked my 5-year-old to bring the milk to the kitchen.5yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Mommit
My doctor gave my baby a breast implant to play with during my appointment today.10yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/TwoXChromosomes
I told my students to dress in lots of layers for the field trip tomorrow and now I'm worried they're going to show up like this.12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/howyoudoin
Handed in by one of my students today. Hitler's never been so cute and sparkly!12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/Teachers
CHOMPY has made his annual appearance on the Discovery Channel building in Silver Spring, MD.12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/awesome
Look familiar to anyone? The school year is (finally!) over, but my students really enjoyed seeing a new one of these every week.11yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/BabyBumps
My sister asked me what my nursery theme is so I sent her the inspirational picture that's closest to what we have going.12yr ⋅ iheartdna ⋅ r/BabyBumps
